That Bitch is Crazy

Still Think Fucking a Crazy Chick is Worth It?

I was watching this movie called Malicious today and if you haven't seen it, I would say that it's a pretty good fucking movie to check out. It's about this guy who cheats on his girlfriend and fucks this chick. The chick he fucked started catching feelings for him but for him the two of them fucking was just some tonight's girlfriend type of shit. Needless to say, she didn't take his rejection well and she proceeding to do what crazy bitches do when they get rejected, she commenced to making his life anal hell.


I'm not really here to tell you about the movie, you could check it out for yourself. What I'm here to talk about my fellow pervs is something that some of us might have went through or at least saw somebody else go through and that's crazy bitches.


Now, I know that some of us have at least come across a chick that we just knew were fucking crazy. I mean this chick might have some monster curves like a mother fucker but at the same time have you saying, "that bitch is crazy." You just knew that it was something psychotic about her that just had red flags going up every time she came near you and you had the good enough sense to stay away, if you were lucky enough not to be thinking with your dick. Otherwise you make the mistake that some mother fuckers do and end up fucking them.


The mother fuckers that think with their dicks who only see these chicks having big tits and round asses, don't really pay attention to that shit. There could be all kinds of warning signs hitting them in the face but they've got their mind on having that chick do the 40oz bounce on their cock. They are ignorant to the fact that this chick might not be playing with a full deck or that she's more psycho than Norman Bates could ever be. Oh no, their mind is on getting that pussy and they don't find out that they shouldn't have fucked with her until later.


I end up feeling sorry for these dudes because they don't know that they just fucked up by fucking that crazy psychotic chick. Sure the pussy might have been good but that pussy usually ends up costing them more than just a few fucks. These chicks are looking for more and if they don't get it, they are going to retaliate. They are going to just show up at any place where you're at. Your ass will be on a date with another chick and they are going to make sure that they are there too watching you.


God help your ass if you end up giving them the big fat creampie and having a kid by them because it's going to be a hell of a lot worse.


These chicks fuck up everything that they could and don't think that you could just get a restraining order to keep them away. A crazy bitch don't give a fuck about a restraining order. It's funny when mother fuckers think that just because they got a restraining order, that shit is just going to magically protect their asses from this type of chick. They fail to realize that shit doesn't have any power over crazy people. Sane people sure but crazy people, no.


A psycho bitch is beyond being one of the top notch bitches that are out there. With regular ones they will more than likely just tell you to fuck off after they see that you don't want to be fucked up with them. That's not the case with a chick that's psycho. She's intent on getting revenge on you until she gets tired. She'll have you doing everything that you could to get the fuck away from her.


Like I said before these chicks are intent on revenge and their revenge is not some little thing such as telling people that you can't hold your own in bed. These chicks are destroying property, wrecking your dates, they show up at places they know you are going to be at, following you, etc. There's no limit to what these chicks will do and they are not just going to stop. They are going to stop when they get ready.


When dealing with a psycho chick, there's only two ways to get them off your back if you’'e not trying to end up standing in front of a judge facing prison. Either they find somebody else, which that's going to be hard unless you're lucky enough for them to run into a dude that was as dumb as you were to fuck her or you move out of town somewhere. The first one is the main one that most mother fuckers wish for because they don't really have the money to move away. Guys pretty much pray for the first one, which eventually happens.


As far as the second one goes, not too many guys like that one because they either don't have the money or they like where they live, so they are not just going to be happy about just up and leaving. That might just be a better choice though because it's not too likely that a psycho chick will just follow you out of town to some place else but that shit does happen. And don't think that she doesn't have enough money to follow you because somehow these chicks could find the money if they want to be after your ass bad enough.


And if you're that unlucky mother fucker that decided that you don't like condoms and bust that nut inside her pussy, you've really fucked up then because they've got all access to your ass then. If you think that it cost you money paying to repair or replace your shit that she fucked up, you ain't seen nothing yet because by getting a child from her, she's got your ass on papers now. That means on top of the money you had to pay because they destroyed your shit, you're going to end up paying child support. And don't think that they are not going to get that money because when you owe the government money, they are going to collect. So, on top of having to straighten out shit she fucked up you have to pay money for the child that you got with her crazy ass.


Now, with all that shit that they went through with a crazy ass chick, you'd think that they would learn their lesson about that shit but they end up finding another chick just as crazy as the last one to fuck. They end up letting those extreme asses go to their head once again and end up going through the same shit. It's like they are gluttons for punishment.


I don't have to tell you how entertaining it could be to see that shit. It's like, damn, you could see that shit coming from a half a mile away and it's like this mother fucker is blind to it. Then you find yourself doing the same shit you do when you are watching a horror movie when it start playing that music that gives you the cue that somebody's about to get killed. You know what I mean, when you're yelling telling them not to go in there because the killer is right behind the door.


Anyway, it's not a good thing dealing with a crazy bitch, especially if you're just looking for a one time fuck or booty call. Many mother fuckers that have been through that shit would tell you that it's not a good idea to fuck with a chick like that. The risks of dealing with a crazy bitch range from loss of property to imminent danger. Either way that's not some good shit to deal with. Just saying.


Well, I've got to go. Wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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