Can't Get It Up?

Can't Get It Up?

I was watching a Family Guy episode called "Peter Problems" the other night and besides the fact of it being hilarious as fuck, it got me to thinking about a problem that most men dread. That's right my fellow pervs, it dealt with erectile dysfunction. Sure when you can't get it up is no laughing matter, as a matter of fact that shit is pretty fucking embarrassing but Family Guy's take on it, you can't help but to laugh. It's a serious fucking problem with us guys because pretty much part of us being a man is being able to lay down the big sausage pizza when we want.


It's a bad fucking problem for us when we're not able to get a fucking hard on. I mean if we couldn't depend on anything else, we could depend on is the fact that we could get as hard as Lex Steele and be ready to destroy that ass. It's an important part of being a man for us and when we can't do it that shit gets you very depressed. Sure they've got pills and shit out there that could help you get it up but nobody really wants to take a pill for that shit. It doesn't mean that we won't take one if we had to but truth be told we don't want to be that guy that has to take a pill or some other shit every time we want to enter the hardcore.


Sure you have some people out there that might think that it's no big deal when a guy can't get a hard on and is reduced to using pills to get a hard on. As a matter of fact, you'd have mother fuckers out there telling you that at least you have an option but taking pills to do something that you were able to do without a problem when you were 18 years old could make a man feel less of a man. I know that shit might sound stupid but I'm pretty sure that every man out there would be on the verge of losing their minds if they couldn't get a hard on.


A lot of times they say that not being able to get a hard on like when you were young is just a part of getting older, like we should just accept that shit, use what pills they have out there and just deal with it but honestly I think that they are full of shit. I'll tell you why I think they are full of shit. I've met older guys who fucked like they were fresh outta high school and didn't use any fucking pills to do that shit. They weren't using any remedy. When they wanted to fuck they fucked and fucked hard until they were ready to cum. No fucking fucking pills and other shit was used, it was all them.


I found out from these guys that you don't need those pills and shit to tap that onion ass. All you need is something that a lot of us need to do and that's not to let shit stress you out.


Many times a lot of us have shit that's going on in our lives that drops our confidence level. When that shit happens our ability to be Mr Camel Toe goes with it. It doesn't matter what age you are. Hell even young teens could get stressed out to the point that their junk doesn't work. So it has nothing to do with age, it has something to do with the mind. If a man doesn't feel like a man, he's going to have that problem.


Now, I know this shit might sound chauvinist, and I honestly don't give a fuck, but in order for a man to get rock hard, he has to feel like a fucking man. If a man feels less of a man, he's not going to be able to go Shane Diesel or Peter North on some pussy. I don't care if the mother fucker is 18 or 81, if they don't feel like a man, the dick is not going to work. The only thing it will be good for is taking a piss.


Like take that episode of Family Guy that I mentioned before. Peter lost his job, when he lost his job, he lost his confidence. When he lost his confidence, he couldn't get it up. Now I know that shit might sound funny but it's the fucking truth. One of the main problems that causes erectile dysfunction is when a man doesn't feel like a man anymore. When that shit happens you could kiss getting a woman in flexible positions goodbye until you solve that shit.


As far as pills go, yeah they work but there's all those fucking side effects. What’s the use of taking that shit if you've got to worry about your health when taking them? Every time you take one, it's like playing Russian Roulette and sure one of pretty much every guy's dying wish is to die while they bust that nut but I'm pretty sure that no chick wants to be known as the chick who's pussy killed a man. She might not ever get cock again because mother fuckers would be afraid the pussy would kill them.


Plus another thing about using those pills, every time you use them, they lower your chances of getting a hard on your own. I don't know about you but I'm pretty glad of the fact that I can get hard on my own and I wouldn't risk losing that to take some pill that might be more of a hurt to me than a help to me. I would rather solve that problem naturally than take a fucking pill. At least if I do it naturally, I don't have to worry about some bullshit side effects.


Now, I'm not knocking the pills but in my personal opinion, erectile dysfunction and premature ejeculation is due to something more mental than physical. I'm no doctor but I'm sure that if more people did their homework they would know that their sex problems have a lot to do with their mindset. I mean think about it, if you feel like a man, you're going to be confident in the bedroom. If you don't feel like a man, you're not going to be confident in the bedroom. Simple as that.


If you are having those issues start looking at what was going on when they began and you'll come up with a way to get back to putting the wood to that pussy. You would find that you don't need some fucking pill to solve the problem all you need is your confidence that you could lay down some monster cock to the point that she's gonna squirt. You would find that you don't need a fucking pill to get it up and keep it up.


Another thing about getting it up that you need to know, if you are stressed out about shit, you are going to have a hard time getting it up. Let's face it, stress is hard to avoid but it could be managed. The last thing that should be on your mind when you're trying to fuck is something that stresses you out because that shit will surely keep you from nailing that ass.


When you've got a lot on your mind when you're trying to fuck, you are not going to be able to fuck, point blank. I mean when it's time to fuck and you're thinking about everything else beside plunging your cock into a hot chick with monster curves, you're not going to be able to do that shit. So by all means, when it comes to fucking, leave all that shit somewhere else.


The worst thing that you could do is bring stress and other shit into your bedroom when you are trying to fuck. That shit fucks up the whole mood. I mean how do you expect to fuck when you're thinking about everything else? You can't, the shit is not going to happen. Think back to the time when you were a young mother fucker that dick got hard when the wind blowed and the reason why that happened because when we were thinking about fucking a chick, nothing else was on our minds. The same shit that happened when you were young could also happen when you're older.


If you don't believe me, just think about fucking and nothing else, I'll bet you all the money in the world that you will have a hard on that could knock down anything. You would be putting a chick through the real workout and you wouldn't be dealing with the issue of not getting it up or not keeping it up. The whole point is that you just have to let shit go and enjoy it. All I'm saying my fellow pervs is that before you go to the doctor looking for a pill to get it up, try putting other shit out of your mind when you are trying to fuck. I'm pretty sure you'll see your hard on will come back and with a vengeance.


Speaking of a hard on, I've got one right now and I'm going to lay it down hard on Mrs. WANG. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

 

 

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