Fuck Valentine's Day

Seriously Fuck Valentine's!

Valentine's Day could be a good day when you've got somebody but if you don't have somebody, you could hate when that fucking day comes. I know how that shit is seeing mother fuckers with their man or woman and seeing that you don't have anybody is fucking frustrating. I remember how that shit was when I didn't have somebody on Valentine's Day, watching all the other couples having a good time while I'm sitting alone. That shit was fucking anal hell.


When you don't have anybody or at least a tonight's girlfriend for that day, that shit could be pretty fucking depressing. It's fucking hard sitting there alone on Valentine's Day because mother fuckers end up pissing you off with shit especially when you're on a social media site or something. I mean it's some hard shit knowing that almost everybody you know is surely to enter the hardcore that day while you're trying to figure out what the fuck you're going to do to get your mind off the fact that you are flying solo.


I know that it could be rough but you've got to look at the bright side of it. Is there really a bright side? Yes there is my fellow pervs. Now, come closer and I'll lay it out for you.


Being alone on Valentine's Day has many perks to that shit. I mean if you weren't alone, you couldn't do some of the shit that you like to fucking do. Like think about this, if you're a gamer, you don't have to worry about somebody bitching at you about that shit. You could play what you want for as long as you want, without having to deal with somebody bitching at you that you are not paying attention to them.


Another thing about being alone on Valentine's Day, you don't have to try to figure out what the fuck to buy some chick. You could pretty much save your money or go do something that you would like to fucking do, instead of damn near going broke trying to get somebody something that they might not like anyway. I don't have to tell you that one of the worst things is buying a chick something for Valentine's Day only to get the stink face because it wasn't the shit that they were expecting. So you're pretty much saved from that shit.


And just because you don't have a Valentine doesn't mean that you've got to spend Valentine's Day alone. Like I said before, you could go out somewhere. I'm pretty sure that you aren't going to be the only one that doesn't have anybody for Valentine's Day. There are other people out there going through the same thing including some real ex-girlfriends out there that are lonely too. More than likely they either got stood up by their date, came out because they didn't want to be alone or looking for some guy to destroy that ass. Either way, you'll be in good company if you don't have anybody.


Another good thing you could do is set up a booty call online, I wouldn't suggest that one though. It's always better to know who you're fucking with. Sure you could get that ass but that might be more of a hurt than a help. I mean you don't know if it's a set up for you to get your head busted in or if that chick is on the do not fuck list because of some shit that you don't want to know about. So it would be best if you're going out looking for some chick with monster curves, take your ass out somewhere that more than likely you'll end up with the kind of chick that you're looking for, not some chick that you're going to be trying to hide from the rest of your life.


And if you want to spend some cash to see some ass, you could always go to the strip club. Sure there's no sex in the Champagne room but at least you could have some fun getting dry fucked by some chicks with big tits and round asses. Yeah, it will cost you money and more than likely you're not going to get laid but at least you could go to a place where the chicks would come to you and you don't have to go to them. If you've ever been to a strip club, I don't have to tell you that it’s a hell of a way to spend a Valentine's Day if you’re lonely. Just remember that they can touch you but you can't touch them and you'll be alright.


Or if you don't want to go out, you could settle down with a good drink and some good porn. There's nothing wrong with that shit. I mean at least you could get to watch some hot babes take the big swallow. That in my book is some good shit if you don't want to take your ass out anywhere and want to get drunk off your ass. There are a lot of good choices here, so by all means if that's your plan then go for it.


Well, I've got to go. Wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, Happy Wanking and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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