Valentine's Day Again?

It's Back!

I don't know about you my fellow pervs but it seems like to me that Valentine's Day comes a lot faster every year. I mean we just got finished spending money on Christmas and New Years. Now we've got to spend more money on another holiday that's not really a holiday. Well, it actually is in some places but it's more of a holiday to honor St. Valentine, not really a day attributed to lovers that's just something that I guess stuck. I'm not here for a history lesson though, if you want to know more about it, then look it up.


But anyway, like I said Valentines Day is back again and it's one of those days where you're damned if you do or damned if you don't. If you've got a chick to give you HD love, you have to make sure that you've got something for her because if you don't, it's a good chance that you're not going to be going butt divers that day or at least for a while. And on the other hand if you don't have anybody to fulfill that self desire you have then you are more likely going to be alone while everybody else is together.


Speaking as a man that's been on both sides, I know how that shit is. I mean just take the fact that I have a wife for example. I know that if I don't at least attempt to get her a good fucking present on Valentine's Day, I won't be able to get a chance at Mrs. WANG's monster curves that night and possibly even a while after that because more than likely she's going to be pissed off about me not getting her anything and might be the bitch to me for a while afterward.


Well, that might not happen to me but it has happened before. Chicks love getting something for Valentine's Day and it's in your best interest if you want to destroy that ass you better make sure that you get her something. I'm not going to say that it doesn't matter what you get her, just get her something because that would be bullshit. You'd better make sure that you get her something that she would like if you want to keep getting that top shelf pussy. Otherwise you'll have undetermined amount of time with Hannah and her four sisters.


I feel you on that. On one hand you don't want to spend a lot of money buying her something that could put you in the poor house for the rest of the year and on the other hand you want her to keep doing the 40oz bounce on your cock. It could be a hard choice because you want the pussy but at the same time you don't want to be in the poor house. It sucks dicks like gagging whores but you have to come up with something or you could end up in the dog house.


The best thing that I can tell you is that you should at least try to go with the flowers and chocolates. Those are the cheapest things that you could get and I'm pretty sure that she'll love the fact that you took the time to get her something. Usually a lot of chicks love getting flowers and chocolates for Valentine's Day but that shit could get old after a while, so it takes getting a little creative. You have to use a little more brain power in picking out something to give your woman or at least the woman that you are trying to fuck.


It might seem hard at first because you might not off the bat know what she wants but that doesn't mean that you can't get her something that will make her throw that round mound of ass at you.


If there's one thing that we forget, my fellow pervs, it's that a woman wants to feel sexy. A woman loves to feel like the man that she's with sees her as the only one they want to fuck. Sure she knows that you are going to see other chicks that you would like to fuck but she wants to know that she's the only one that you are going to fuck. I mean women aren't stupid, they know that they aren't the only one that gives us a raging hard on but they do like to know that they are the only one that you are willing to fuck.


A woman loves to feel good about her looks and know that her man feels good about her looks too. If you want to get her something, step outside of the box and get her something that would be for the both of you. A nice set of lingerie that would show off their curves would be a good gift. I mean what woman wouldn't like a gift that makes them feel sexy and the good thing about it is that you don't have to go broke trying to get her a gift.


I've seen dudes buying their woman expensive fucking jewelry and going broke doing that shit. Don't get me wrong, I think it's good to buy your woman some expensive jewelry, I just don't think that you should go broke doing that shit. I'm pretty sure that some chocolate, roses and lingerie to say the least would be a lot better than jewelry that would put you out in the street. Even taking your woman out for a night on the town is a lot better than buying her something that would put you in the poor house. It's not that you don't care, it's that you have to pay bills.


Anyway, we all are not rich mother fuckers that could just shit millions of dollars. So we have to work within our means. Sometimes the best gift is something that you both could enjoy. So make sure that you go out there and enjoy your Valentine's Day.


Speaking of enjoying Valentine's Day, I've got a date with Mrs. WANG. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, Happy Valentine's Day and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.


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