Sex Sent You to the ER

Sex Can Send You to the ER!

I was cruising around the television Saturday late night looking for something to watch, when I ran upon this show on TLC called Sex Sent Me to the ER. Needless to say that shit sparked my interest because I've never really heard of shit like that happening. Sure I might have heard shit to the extent of people having to go to the hospital or clinic to clear up some shit that they caught while getting anal in the Amazon but not where they needed emergency room care. So, this was some shit that I thought I would check out.


You all know how I am when it comes to reality shows but once in a while I come across some that are worth watching. Well, I turned on this show and let me just say that it was fucking entertaining. I couldn't help myself from being to the point of laughing my ass off at the reasons why these people being little naughty nymphos ended with them being in the emergency room when it was over.


Sure I know that anytime you have to go to the emergency room is not really a laughing matter but if you actually heard the stories of these people, you would find yourself trying to keep a straight face because it's pretty much unbelievable most of the stories that these people share with you. I mean it's like some shit that you would expect from a sitcom but the shit actually fucking happened.


Like I said before, you never would think that a round of 40oz bounce would be dangerous enough to send somebody to the hospital emergency room. I'm pretty fucking sure that the last thing on a mother fucker's mind when they are fucking that they would end up in the hospital behind that shit. I mean who thinks about that shit when they are fucking? I know I don't and I'm pretty sure that you don't neither.


Hell, nobody thinks about that shit. The only thing that we are thinking about is having some pornstar type fucking. Sure some of us are turned on doing some weird and exciting shit when we are fucking. I mean one of the things that keep us wanting to fuck is that we love having some adventurous shit when we are fucking. We want to push the limits of shit and we don't think, or maybe we don't care, about the type of risks that we are taking with that shit.


I'm pretty sure that all of us at one time or another has done some adventurous shit when it comes to fucking. We all have a kinky side that we love sharing with our mate and they love sharing with us. Fucking is supposed to be fun and we love to have as much fun as possible when it comes to busting that nut and having the screaming O. There's nothing like fucking in exciting places, exciting ways and really exploring when it comes to sex. Just like everything else we are going to go as far as we can and push the limits without thinking about the other shit.


These couples that chose to share their stories about how their version of enter the hardcore just goes to show that there's no limit when it comes to fucking. Most of these couples put the "tab" in taboo. These mother fuckers have tried a lot of things that most people think about but probably wouldn't try.


I think that everybody has a thrillseeker in them when it comes to fucking. Everybody has those certain thing or things about that sex that turns them on a lot more than just a simple fuck. It might be something that people never thought about trying or it might just be something that they thought about trying but just thought that their mate would find it just too taboo for them.


Hell there are still people out there who still think that having anal sex is too taboo to say the least. They would tell you that a big sausage pizza up the poop chute is something that would be too hard for them to try but I think they would change their mind after seeing the show. They might find that there are a lot more things out there that are taboo and could be a lot more dangerous than getting all ass Gonzo. I have to say that I didn't think that fucking could end up sending you to the ER. Sure "Murphy's Law" states that anything that could happen would happen but you wouldn't expect it to apply to sex. Well, then again nothing's safe from the rule of "Murphy's Law" and this show just further proves that. It's just not as likely that you would see shit happening to people like it does in the show.


Now, that doesn't mean that we shouldn't try things to keep our sex life interesting, it just means that we have to be careful with how we choose to go about the shit. There's nothing wrong with trying freaky shit, you just have to be sure that shit doesn't end with you being in the hospital at the end of the night.


It could be pretty fucking embarrassing to go to the emergency room for something sex related. Could you imagine having to go to the hospital after a round of Naughty America VIP, then having to explain what you were doing to the staff at the emergency room? I mean it's not like you are just going to come out and say that shit because like I said that's some of the most embarrassing shit to have to go to the hospital for and you really don't want to look like some fucking idiot. Sure anything else probably wouldn't be a problem but when it comes to fucking, we are not so ready to tell people what goes on in our bedroom.


Plus, you have to add the fear thing to it. You have to figure that when these people go to the ER they are pretty much like people who end up in there because they had too much to drink or whatever. They are afraid and embarrassed because they know they did something that could get them into a lot of trouble.


When they go to the ER, they find themselves coming up with a story to mask what actually happened hoping that the doctor could fix whatever is wrong with them and trying to avoid the embarrassment of telling them that they were trying some weird shit when they were fucking. They find out later though that they should have told them the truth from the beginning but they didn't want to tell them because they were afraid of how the doctor and staff would look at their ass.


Who could blame them? I'm pretty sure there are a lot of us who would be embarrassed and afraid if we were put in that situation. It’s not like we would just come straight out and tell the doctor that we were trying some new flexible positions so that we could feel some new sensations that we haven't felt before. We'd most likely try to make up some kind of story hoping that the doctor could fix the problem and we could save face but it turns out that the truth has to come out before they could do something to fix it.


Sometimes people have no choice but to tell the truth from the first off because they are stuck in some shit that they couldn't come up with another excuse. A good example is one episode where a guy glued his hand to his cock because he mistook glue for lube. He had no choice but to tell them what actually happened so they could help him out. Sure he was embarrassed but the story ended with him not losing his junk. I know he learned a good lesson about keeping glue and sex lube in the same drawer.


Anyway, if you're going to try some freaky shit be sure to check out Sex Sent Me to the ER before you do it. You'd be better off in knowing if there's a good chance that freaky shit you and your mate wanted to try out might just end with your ass in the ER. Even if you don't, it’s still a good show to check out because it's very entertaining. I'm sure that you would like it when you're taking a little break from some of the good porn that's out there.


Well, I've got to go. Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, don't let sex send you to the ER and most of all, Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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