Dick Pics Are Not Going to Get You Laid on Facebook

Something to Think About Huh?

Honestly, I don't know what's going on in a mother fucker's mind that thinks inboxing people with cock pics are going to just make somebody say, "you have a big dick, we should talk." But there are some mother fuckers that just think that it's alright to just inbox people on Facebook with pictures of their fucking cock like that's going to make some random chick or whatever chat with them because they sent them a picture of their fucking cock.


I know in the past you heard me talk about the shit where some of my pornstar friends were telling me about the inboxes from mother fuckers trying to get them to fuck them and even going as far as to send them cock pics, thinking that shit would just guarantee them a day with a pornstar but that shit happened to me. Some mother fucker out of nowhere inboxed me a dick pic on facebook. Needless to say I cursed his ass out and wanted to rip his balls off.


I guess he thought that I was my wife because I have a picture of my wife and myself as my main profile picture. I'm pretty sure the mother fucker didn't take the fucking time to read my profile and just went from seeing the picture. Hell, I don't even think that he even paid attention to the name because if he did, he would've known that I'm a man. Or maybe he did and is gay, I don't know or even fucking care. All I know was the shit was fucking creepy along with being fucked up and disrespectful.


It was like dude just said to himself, "I know they'll want to talk to me, if they see I have a big cock." That's what the fuck he must have been thinking because the only thing that I got was "hello" and then a picture of his fucking cock. There takes a fucking asshole to think that inboxing somebody with a picture of their fucking cock is going to just make people want to fucking chat with you. It has to because anybody with at least the smallest bit of common sense wouldn't even try some shit like that.


Let's face it my fellow pervs just leading off with your cock, no matter what size it is, will not ensure that some chick or whatever is just going to say, "oh shit he's got a monster cock maybe I should fuck him because he could make me squirt." No that shit is not going to happen because more than likely, she's going to think that you are the type of mother fucker that she should have a restraining order against. In other words, she's not going to want to do the 40oz bounce on your cock.


It seems like mother fuckers can't get through their head that sending people naked pictures of themselves does absolutely the opposite of what they thought. It's almost like they just figure if they do it enough then some chick would talk to them but the fact of the matter is that it makes them want to run the fuck away from them.


The whole thing my fellow pervs is that you've got mother fuckers out there who just feel that it's alright to just send random nude pics to people. These assholes feel that it's alright to just throw their shit out there to people without even asking them or letting somebody ask them. Come on, I'm pretty sure if these mother fuckers came up to a woman like that in real life, they would probably get maced or some shit.


But with the internet and social media these days you've got so many mother fuckers out there getting balls to do shit they would never do in person. I mean you wouldn't find too many mother fuckers out there just showing their junk to random people in person because more than likely their asses would be put in a mental ward. On the net with all these ways to expose yourself to people privately, they don't worry about that shit. They just inbox you, "hey how you doing? By the way here's a nude picture of me. Like what you see? I know you do."


I wonder how many mother fuckers got fucked up behind that shit because they inboxed a profile and the chick's man or the man's woman just happened to get the message. I mean sure that there are some mother fuckers out there would be ready to destroy that ass or at least thinking about that shit but there are actually some mother fuckers crazy enough to track your ass down and do it. They would take it very fucking seriously and wouldn't give a fuck about getting in that ass about the fact that some keyboard warrior had the nerve to disrespect their woman by sending them a picture, especially a picture they didn't ask for, of their dick.


And don't think that these mother fuckers are not smart enough to find you. Sure there's a lot of ways you could hide your location and shit but even with that there are ways for a mother fucker to find you if they are determined to do that shit. So it's not really fucking worth doing that shit because you might think it's something that people shouldn't fucking take seriously because it's on the internet but they do and some of them don't give a fuck about taking it to the extreme.


I'm pretty sure that you've heard about that mother fucker who actually tracked down some dude that was talking shit about him to confront him because of comments he made over the internet about him. Then when the guy refused to come outside, he took a baseball bat to the dude's car, while the dude's wife videotaped the whole thing. Needless to say they more than likely called the police and the dude got arrested for the shit but the point I'm trying to make is that if a mother fucker would take so seriously a comment made about his rapping, how serious do you think a mother fucker would take it about some other mother fucker sending dick pics to their woman? Makes you think don't it?


In short, sending a mother fucker naked pictures of yourself on facebook when they were asked for is not going to get you laid. The only purpose it serves is putting you in flexible positions you don't want to find your ass into. You have to put yourself in the other person's shoes. I mean how in the fuck would you feel if somebody just sent you some naked pics that you didn't ask for? Well, maybe you might not fucking care but still there are some people that don't want that kind of attention because that shit is mother fucking creepy. You might not think that shit but it is.


Plus, nobody want random inboxes when they just friend you because inboxing somebody that just friended you without permission is like getting too fucking personal and overstepping your boundaries with somebody. A lot of people don't like getting random inboxes from people that they just fucking met. Some random mother fucker inboxing them is pretty much like moving too fast for them. Getting a inboxing from some random person they just added to their friends list is more like just walking up to some random chick and asking her to jerk that cock.


I didn't know how fucked up things were with random people just inboxing you, until that shit happened to me. I just friended this dude and soon after, the mother fucker inboxes me with a fucking picture of his cock. Like I said before that shit pissed me off and it made me want to kick his ass. When shit happens to other people, sure you might get pissed about it but when it happens to you, you get beyond pissed because that shit is on your doorstep.


I'm pretty sure that shit might happen again because there are some mother fuckers out there that have access to the internet that shouldn't be on the internet. Some of these mother fuckers feel like they have the right to just push themselves on people, which is bullshit. We have enough mother fuckers trying to push shit on us in the world that we don't want and this shit just pushes it to the point where it makes you want to fuck somebody up.


I know I hate that shit and I'm pretty sure that there's a lot of you that would agree with me about that shit. Nobody likes people forcing themselves on them, any mother fucker would tell you that. I mean it's like somebody shoving shit up in your face expecting you to eat it. I'm pretty sure if you did that to any mother fucker, they would surely want to kick your ass. That's why it pays to know what and what not to do around somebody that you just met.


Anyway, when a mother fucker in cyberspace decides to let you into it their circle, it might be a good idea to get to know them before you start coming at them on a personal level. It shows that you have respect and respect goes a long way. If you treat somebody with disrespect don't be surprised if you find them trying to kick your asses in public because there are a lot of them that surely would. Social media is available to many, from the good to the bad. So make sure that you are one of the good ones.


Well, I've got to go. Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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