Reality TV: The New Soap Opera

Reality TV, The New Soap Opera!

As most of you know, my fellow pervs, I'm not really a fan of Reality TV. I guess it's because it seems like every mother fucker and their momma has a fucking TV show. At first, some of them seem like they were interesting and fun as well as entertaining. Now, with each new show that comes out, it's almost like they are just throwing any kind of shit out there and hoping that it would catch on. In other words, it's almost like they have run out of ideas and hoping that nobody would notice.


It seems like you can't turn on your TV anymore without seeing listings for some new bullshit reality show that they've come up with. I mean does everybody and their momma need a fucking reality show? I've gotten to the point where I'm pretty much scared to turn on my TV because there seems like there's nothing more to watch than some top notch bitches that got their own show because some mother fucking producer thought that it would be a good idea to give them a show to show how fucked up they act.


I don't know about you but I think that all these reality shows have set TV back many years. We used to be able to count on the television for entertainment, information and even sometimes education. Now, it's like we count on it to see how fucked up people could actually fucking be. Sure that happened years ago but not as much as you see it now. Now, shit is just plain stupid.


Now, it seems like they are trying to make these shows like soap operas. I'm pretty sure that all of us remember soap operas. Soap operas was those shows that our moms used to watch when we were little kids and you knew better than say anything or make any noise during because they would destroy that ass, if you made them miss it. You'd better either find something to do outside or something because they were not going to miss that damn show. If you were unlucky enough, they would make you sit your ass down and watch it with them.


They didn't play when it came to those soaps. Even your father would cringe everytime he heard the word soap opera because he just knew that he wasn't going to get control of the TV until it was over. His favorite show or the ball game was on that he didn't want to miss but he knew better than to even think about changing the channel because if he did he would be in anal hell later.


You might not know this but soap operas are the reason that a lot of households today have more than one television. Men got tired of coming home and not being able to watch what they wanted because their wives or woman just had to see their soaps. All they had to do was come home, see their wife watching their shit and instead of having an argument with them over the television, they would just take their ass in the bedroom and watch what they want.


Anyway, I don't know if you noticed but reality shows, especially these days are modeled after soap operas. You find most of these mother fuckers so desperate to be famous that they would pretty much do anything and everything for ratings. If you really pay attention to that shit, most of it is actually fucking fake. I mean they are pretty much like that fake shit that you used to see in those soaps that you were made to watch. Everything you see in those shows are actually fucking scripted and not as real as they claim to be.


Yeah, those might be real people but the shit that you see them going through the show might not actually be true. Sure these days when it comes to a lot of shit, people could be no holds barred but being followed around with cameras in your face 24/7 is not something that you are going to find many mother fuckers willing to do. I'm pretty sure that most of us, would hate having a camera in our faces taping everything we do including things that are very personal.


I know as for myself, I couldn't handle having a camera in my face 24/7 showing everybody everything that goes on in my life. There's just some shit that people should be able to keep to themselves and not be put out there for everybody and their momma to know. Privacy is a must for most people or at least I like to think so. I know it is for me.


But then again maybe it's worth the money they make and the publicity they get from doing shows like that. I mean they've got to be making pretty good from letting those big time producers be all in their business. They must be, because I can't see somebody just putting all the fucking details of their lives out there for free. I'm sure that everybody wants to be rich and famous but I'm also sure that people also want to keep some things personal too.


Honestly, I think most of these shows like the Real Housewives franchise, and other shit are full of shit. I think they are pretty much scripted shows featuring people who want to draw publicity to themselves. It's like they are saying to the people and other companies out there, "look at me, I have money. You don't have money and you wish you could be like me." It's not really about entertainment anymore, it's more like what hip hop is becoming these days, more about these days, everybody showing off and bragging about what the fuck they've got. I know it seems that way to me.


My wife, my mother, my sister, my mother in law, and women in my family as well as other women like to watch this shit. When they turn it on, I find myself doing the same thing that my dad did when he came home from work and my mom was watching her soaps, I take my black ass in the other room and find something else to watch.


Sure Mrs. WANG, might get upset with me about it because she wants me to watch that shit with her but the fact of the matter is that I can't watch those fucking shows without being on the verge of wanting to throw up because of the bullshit that's being fed. You could say what you want to about me, I don't give a fuck. I just don't believe a lot of the shit they are putting out there.


I have a hard believing that the shit that goes on in these shows. Most of them have a cheesy storyline and make you feel like your IQ goes down every time you watch one of those mother fuckers. And yes, I did say storyline because like I said most of that shit has to be scripted. There's no way that you could get me to believe that people are just going to put all of their business out there like that, I don't give a fuck how much you are getting paid.


I'm pretty sure if you've met some of these mother fuckers in person, you might find that they are the opposite of the freaks they play in those shows. They are just playing along because they will do whatever would bring a lot of ratings and keep their shows running for as long as they could get away with that shit. You could say that it's the new brand of soap opera. It has to be because I'm fucking sure that there's not too many people who have shit like that going on in their lives or at least if they do, they are not going to just put it out there for millions to see.


Let's face it my fellow pervs, reality shows are the new soap opera. If you've ever seen one then you know what the fuck I'm talking about. Those soaps pretty much are fantasy type shit. They lack reality and bend the line of reality for the purpose of entertaining people. They didn't have any real truth to the shit, they were pretty much means to tell a story that would keep people tuning in every week.


Just like soap operas, you've got people gossiping about the shit like they did with the old soaps. I know a lot of us remember when we used to hear our moms and shit gossiping about the soaps. Well, that shit has not changed. You could hear the chatter about these shows and they even have shows that gossip about the shows where they are trying to further clarify the bullshit that you have seen in the show. Ain't that some shit?


It's bad enough that you've got to sit through the agony of watching these mother fuckers. Now, they've made a show about the show where all these mother fuckers are sitting around talking about the bullshit they have done over the course of the season. I guess the concept of it is to clarify why they did the outrageous shit they did during the course of the show. It's a question and answer shit where mother fuckers write in with questions they wanted answered because there were questions that were left unanswered from the show, which in short is more bullshit.


The whole thing in a nutshell is that with reality shows, television is truly rapidly becoming the idiot box that we were warned about years ago. The whole genre is bullshit and will continue to be bullshit in my book. They are not really fucking entertaining to me, it's more like a sorry attempt for networks to get ratings and sorry ass people to get famous. Also, they give mother fuckers some shit to talk about and sane people with a fucking brain something to shake their heads at.


Behold my fellow pervs, the future of the soap opera. Try not to retch, I know I'm going to try not to. Could somebody pass the Pepto?


Well, got to go. Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don’t forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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