The First Date

Getting First Dates Aren't Easy!

The other day, I drove my son to pick up his date. I could notice that he was nervous, which I'm pretty sure that a lot of us mother fuckers went through the same thing on our very first date ever. I understood how he was feeling too because we all have been through those first date jitters, where we were as nervous as a mother fucker that just got caught fucking the farmer's daughter. So I told him a few things that calmed him down. Needless to say his date went off without a hitch and they both had a good time.


I have to say though that my son going on his first date made me think back to the first time I went on a date. Like I said before, I'm pretty fucking sure that a lot of us could identify with that shit. I mean you don't want the other person to think some fucked up shit about you that they could end up telling their friends later. We all know how that quickly word travels around school and how a bad impression on a first date could pretty much wreck your chances of another date with anybody including the one you went on a date with. So a good impression means a whole lot.


The first date could be the beginning of a good thing or the end to your social life when it comes to dating. I'm sure we all remember that feeling of trying not to look like a gagging whore in front of our date. We hoped that we did everything right so that they would want to go out with us again and even tell their friends some good shit about us. When you're young and in school, part of the growing pains we go through is the fact that we tend to worry about what people think of us. When we get older we might or might not worry about that shit so much.


When you're in your teens going to school the way the other kids think about you could really mean a lot to you. It's not like when you're out in the real world where you might end up not caring what the fuck somebody thinks about you because they might just be tonight's girlfriend or whatever, and not inside your circle of friends. You probably would care if you really like them and want to see them again. Other than that, you probably wouldn't give a fuck.


But when you're in school something that seems so fucking little such as going on a date, especially a first date for that matter could be a very trivial time for you. I mean something such as getting a huge hardon at the wrong time could be an embarrassing situation that could pretty much seal your fate as being one of the worst dates ever. We all know that kids could be dickheads when it comes to pointing out shit that we wish they wouldn't. It's even worse when you’re a kid and have to deal with that shit everyday until the end of school.


I'm sure that we pretty much remember how it was to be in school having somebody say something about you that pretty much stuck with you until you finally left school. Some of us were lucky to have some of it be good shit but for those of us that wasn't lucky enough, we had reputations that followed us all the way through school that we had to carry for what seemed like forever. Those reputations were probably so bad that when we finally left school we were glad to be rid of them.


I'm pretty sure that some of us probably even had nicknames that were given to us by the other kids that we didn't like but stuck with us all the way through our time at school. Sure a nickname could be cool but at the same time a nickname could be worse than getting fucked up handjobs. It's the same thing with a reputation too. So, something so little as going on your first date could be very important to you when you're a kid.


I know that we probably remember our first dates and how nervous we were. We must have had about a million different shit running through our minds from start to end. I know that I did. Hell, I remember being so nervous that I wanted to back out at the last minute, with just the thought of meeting the chick's parent or parents for the first time. I mean you don't want to come off as a jerkoff and you pretty much worried about what her parents thought about you because you knew that could mean the life or death of you seeing her again.


The thought of the third degree that you got when you went to pick up your date for the first time just brings back memories that you thought you long forgot and that you didn't really want to remember. I mean I'm pretty sure that nobody likes getting the third degree especially from the father because they are pretty much interrogating your ass and giving you the rundown of what they expect your ass to do and not to do with their little girl as well as the consequences they threatened to inflict on your ass if you broke one of their rules. That shit alone was enough to send you running and screaming from their house never to return again.


Then you had to be careful of what you did and say around her parents when she was ready to go because you knew that they, especially the father, was giving you that silent test that could have went either two ways. Your words or actions could mean the difference between being tossed out of the house on your ass or going on your planned date. So you found yourself sweating bullets trying to chose your words and actions around them carefully. That shit right there could be some scary shit.


Then if you were lucky to pass the test and make it out the front door with your date, you had to worry about making sure that she didn't think you were some fucked up mother fucker. So you spend the whole date trying not to look like some kind of pervert because she looks so good that she makes you want to bust that nut right there but the thought of what her father said keeps lingering in the back of your mind and you don't want to be on the receiving end of his wrath. You also don't want to be seen as a spaz neither. So you find yourself trying to balance not getting fucked up by her dad and making sure that she has a good time so she's not ragging on your ass at school.


It could be hard going on a first date when you're a kid and I'm pretty sure that a lot of us are glad that we've gotten to the point where we don't have to go through that shit anymore. Or at least not like we did before we were fresh outta high school. Sure it might be tough being a grown up but when it comes to dating and shit, things become a lot easier. You find that you don't really have to go through the same shit about dating you did when you were a kid.


When you get older and go on a date, you find yourself almost to the point where you only care about what your date thinks about you. You could care less what everybody else thinks because the only fucking thing that really matters to you is if your date thinks you're good enough to enter the hardcore with. Whether or not you get to see them again might not really fucking matter unless you want them to be the one you want to lay pipe to their round mound of ass more than once. Other than that you could take it or leave it about what the fuck they think about you.


I think when you get older, at some point, you tend to grow out of thinking too much about making a good first impression. You don't really worry too much about all that other shit. The only thing that's on your mind is having a good time and if you could fuck at the end of the date then that's pretty much a good fucking date for you. You find yourself a long way from being that horny, nervous kid looking to bust that cherry. Now you've turned into an horny adult looking for a good time and a good fuck, then taking things from there. That's the good thing about going on a first date when you're older.


You see, when you're older, you don't really have to go through the agony of meeting her parents on the first date. You pretty much pick their ass up, go on your date, drop their ass off or end up fucking them at the end of the night. The whole third degree shit gets cut out as requirement to go on a first date because you're both adults and making decisions for yourselves. You don't really have to answer to anybody about the shit that you do on or after your date. In other words, that pressure is something that you don't have to worry about.


Sure you might end up dealing with the third degree later on, if you both decide to take it to the next level but most of the time, you're not going to feel like that horny teenager you were years ago. You're going to more likely feel comfortable with yourself because you at least feel that you've got a lot going for yourself. Yeah, you might still feeling a little nervous when dealing with her parents but more than likely you're going to be more concerned about how she feels about you because after all, she's the one that you're fucking, not her parents.


Another thing is you don't really think about what the fuck her friends think about you. I mean sure a woman's friends could mean the difference between you seeing her or never seeing her again but you find yourself not really worrying about that shit. You tend to find yourself not really giving a fuck even if you want to see her again.


Plus, you get to the point where how much influence her friends have on who she dates could be the determining factor on whether you want to keep seeing her or not. I mean what man wants to feel like himself or anything he does for that matter has to meet the approval of his woman's friends? I know I wouldn't. I mean it's not like you're dating them so why should you give a fuck what they think about you?


I'm pretty sure that anybody could tell you that the last person they would want to be with or even fuck is somebody who lets their friends and family control their relationships with somebody. I mean you're fucking them so it shouldn't matter what their family or friends think about you. They should be grown enough to decide and think for themselves about who they want to fuck, be with or not. That's along the lines of shit that really shouldn't and doesn't fucking matter.


The point is that nobody wants to be with a mother fucker who lets outside people control their relationship or sex life. They would rather be with somebody that has their own mind. When you're dealing with somebody, you're dealing with them not their family and friends. The only thoughts that fucking matter are what you think about them and what they think about you and that's it. You get into a relationship or a fuck friend deal it's between you and that person not the whole world. Just saying.


Well, I've got to go. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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