New Year, New Shit

Now That's How You Bring In The New Year!

Well, it's 2015 and it's time for us to start those resolutions that we made the year before or at least attempt to because I'm pretty sure there are many of us who finally realize that the fucking New Year has started. Now some of us are in anal hell because we didn't expect the shit to cum faster than a two pump chump because when we made our resolutions, I think most of us expected them not to happen anytime soon or we at least expected to be ready to go when the time came. Either way, we're looking for some way to bring back 2014 for at least a couple of days, so that we could have a little more time before we carry them out.


Honestly, I don't know why people make New Years' resolutions when they know good and fucking well that they don't want to follow them. I'm not really sure that most people think the shit through before they start making promises to do them. It's pretty much like when some of us have overloaded our plates with food only to find out that we were not as hungry as we thought. I'm pretty sure that I don't have to tell you how embarrassing that shit is when you've got a big ass plate of food and you end up not eating that much off of it. Then you have mother fuckers giving you dirty looks for wasting food.


Point blank, getting started with those resolutions can be a bitch because I think that we really didn't think about that shit when we started making them. We just got to a point where we were like, "I need to start doing this or stop doing that." We didn't really think about how hard the shit was actually going to be when we made the plan to do it. I don't know, I guess we thought the shit was going to be so easy but the fact of the matter is that some resolutions that we make are not going to be fucking easy, they are going to take work to make happen.


New Years resolutions could be a bitch if you are not ready for them. Like I said, some resolutions are not that fucking easy to start, just like it's not that fucking easy to get some random chick to do the 40oz bounce on your cock or take big mouthfuls of your cum. That shit takes at least some work if you really want to do the shit and you have to be ready to follow through on it.


Hell, I know some mother fuckers right now that's had resolutions from 2014 and even years ago that they either didn't start on yet or started but didn't keep up with. They end up saying that they were going to do it but then ended up putting that shit off because they found out that the shit was going to be a lot harder than what they thought. Then they kept putting the shit off until the point where the next year would come and they still haven't done anything yet.


Well, anyway with the new year coming in there's a lot to look forward to and no matter how much stays the same things won't be like the year before. There's always opportunities for new shit to happen my fellow pervs. I mean it might be the same old shit in some ways but in many ways there's always some new shit to come along.


The year 2014, just like any other year had things that we were happy about like monsters of cocks getting to fuck chicks with big tits that like big dicks and there were some shit that had us shaking our fucking heads. There was shit that ended that we were happy when they was over and shit that ended that we wished could have kept going. There was also shit that carried over to the next year following us like gagging whores ready to give us street blowjobs. Either way some shit changed and some shit stayed the same.


We all look forward to the new year because there's always a guarantee that new shit will happen, even when it comes to porn. From the real rookies boned on their first time auditions to the hottest MILFs ever and whorgies, we get to see some of the best porn no matter what it is. We could watch damn near any good type of porn that you could think of and that's a good fucking thing if you ask me. I mean it's some good shit when you could watch some good porn at the end of the day whether it's fucked up or not.


Plus, if you've got somebody to enjoy that shit with and fuck, that's even better. I mean what better way to take your mind off of all the bullshit going on in the world than to not only just have access to good fantasy HD porn but also a good fuck to go along with it? I'm pretty sure that you would agree that's enough to get your mind off of other shit, I know it would me. That's the good thing about fucking, it could always get your mind off of other shit.


And we all need a distraction from some things in our everyday life. I mean we all need a fucking escape from shit sometimes. With the new year being here and new shit coming at us everyday, it's good to know that we've always got that shit that we could do to get away from it for a little while.


Either way you slice it, 2015 is going to be another year full of the good, bad and ugly shit but one thing's for sure, it's going to be some new shit and not exactly the same as in 2014. No matter how you handle it, just make sure that you do that shit safely and with at least some fucking sanity. Try to make this year a lot better than the year you had before and do your best to enjoy every minute of it, I know that's what I'm going to do.


Well, I've got to go fuck my wife. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, Happy New Year and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.


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