Christmas is Finally Over

Even Santa Celebrates Christmas Being Over! Could You Blame Him?

Yes my fellow pervs Christmas is finally over, and I know that most of you are glad, I have to say that I'm glad myself. For some of us, once or twice a year is all that we can deal with certain people in our family. It's not that we don't love them but it's the fact that they say or do some shit that gets on our fucking nerves. That's why, we only want to see their ass certain times out of the year because the shit they pull is too much for us to deal with seeing their asses everyday.


Then the whole thing about damn near trying to kill yourself getting a gift for your loved ones that you hope they don't end up being top notch bitches about. I mean I'm pretty sure that nobody wants to go through the stress of having to search for a gift at least for another year. I know I don't, as a matter of fact, I think that I'm going to start a new personal tradition of starting my Christmas shopping in January or some shit like that. It might not happen but it's something to think about.


And speaking of Christmas shopping, I'm starting to see why people are going to gyms and getting the real workout during the year. I mean you have to be in shape to fight with all those shoppers trying to buy gifts and to do that shit you've got to be in really good fucking shape. It's not easy trying to fight your way through some of those mother fuckers out there especially those wild grannies out there. Those old broads might look like they have one foot in the grave but the fact of the matter is that those hardcore matures will have you saying, “is that grandma?” You think that shit is funny but those grandparents will knock you on your ass quicker than a football player on a football field.


And let's not talk about the sneaking around to fuck that you've got to do. Both of you horny like a mother fucker but you find yourselves running around like sex spies trying to do some shit without getting busted because you're afraid to wake up everybody else while you're trying to bust that nut. Both of you want to have the screaming O but just to be safe you both end up with fucked up handjobs because you're both scared than a gagging whore in church. You both end up finding a way though on that one night when you both had enough to drink but even then you both find yourselves sneaking around because you don't know who's up that will catch you both fucking.


I'm pretty sure that everybody has been through that time when they were trying to fuck only to hear, "what are y'all doing in there?" I've been through that shit before and I'm pretty sure that some of you have too my fellow pervs, especially if you are staying with family or you've got some family staying with you over the holidays. Somehow, it always seems like those mother fuckers are lurking around when you want to get some nookie. It's almost like they know you are trying to fuck and just creeping around trying to catch your ass doing that shit.


I'm not going to get into that shit because it hurts just to think about that shit but you know the shit's fucked up. Just to think about that shit is enough to have our asses looking over our shoulders. I know that shit is at least close enough for me. I'm not going to go into how but I'm pretty sure that you get the fucking idea.


The good thing about the holidays being over is that shit starts to get back to normal or at least close to it. You don't have to worry about some nosy relative finding your stash of porn videos because they were going through your shit. You don't have to go through being uncomfortable about saying shit or doing shit that somebody might get offended by. Now shit could go back to business as usual.


Plus, another good thing is that we could get to enjoy some of that good porn and good fucking without having to worry about anything. We could finally reclaim being comfortable to do what the fuck we want and not have to worry about somebody hovering around. So throw out those Christmas trees and get to fucking my fellow pervs.


Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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