The Fucking Doesn't End When You Get Married

The Fucking Doesn't End When You Get Married as You Can See!

The other night, I was watching Chris Rock: Never Scared, and needless to say that I loved every minute of that shit. He pretty much had me laughing from start to finish and I almost fell off the bed laughing so hard. I could say that most of the shit he said was the truth or at least close to it at least for me. One thing that he said that pretty much got me was when he said that the fucking ends when you get married. Well, I disagree with that one because I can honestly say that it didn't end for me.


Honestly, I don't think that the fucking ends when you get married, it might just seem that way because most mother fuckers feel that when you get married those days of the having real orgasms and getting to destroy that ass are over. They feel like the sex is not going to be the same because they decided to tie the knot. They feel like that fucking is going to get boring and they're not going to be able to enter the hardcore the same way that they did before they got married. The truth is that the fucking didn't change but the way that they do the fucking is what changed.


The main reason that mother fuckers feel like their best fucking is over when they get married is because before we get married, we're always trying to fuck like we are fresh outta high school. You know what I'm talking about my fellow pervs. When you're just dating you have more of a desire to prove something when you fuck. It's pretty much like a competition for you to see how good you could give it. I guess that's why you have mother fuckers trying to fuck different people, I don't know.


Anyway, the point that I'm trying to make is that before you get married, it's more like you're trying to fuck to keep that person instead of just feeling like fucking is a chore that you just have to do. Fucking is more of a challenge to you when you are not married because that's the way you see it. When you're laying it down you're trying to do it so fucking good that they don't want anybody else. Sure they might fuck somebody else but you want them to at least remember how you fucked them. So you put your best shit out there.


Mother fuckers don't think that way when they get married. They start to feel like they have won the challenge because they made that walk down the aisle. They feel like they don't have to lay down the big sausage pizza or the 40oz bounce as good as they did before because they've already got what they wanted. So they feel like they’ve pretty much done what they had to get what they wanted. They won the prize that they had been going for all along. I know that might sound like bullshit but it's the truth.


Hence one of the reasons mother fuckers don't really like to settle down. They feel like if they settle down, the fucking has to change when it doesn't have to at all. It's like there's some rule that when you get married the fucking has to stop and you when you get to cum fu, it's got to be planned or some shit like that. It's less about having fun with the shit like it was before you got married. Now they feel it's more about just getting it over with than just enjoying that shit and that's not really how the shit goes.


Getting married doesn't mean that you are never going to fuck again. Just because you are married doesn't mean that you can’t fuck like you did before because you still could. The only thing that’s changed is that you're married and that's pretty much it. I mean you don't have to start acting like you have to give up fucking like a pornstar just because you tied the knot. And considering these days, just because you're married doesn't mean that you can't lose them because there is a such thing as divorce.


When mother fuckers tell me that the good fucking stopped when they got married, I just laugh at their ass because they actually believe that shit. It's not even fucking true. What is true though is that they have pretty much changed their idea of what it is to fuck. They don't see fucking as a challenge anymore, they just think that shit is just some chore like taking out the trash.


It's just like when you apply for a job, you always put your best shit out there when so you could get the job. When you finally get that shit, you figure the part where you had to prove yourself is over until it comes to the point where you want a promotion and then you put your good shit out there again. In other words, mother fuckers feel like whatever they do in marriage is a job that you've got to work.


In actuality marriage might be hard but fucking is not a job. Fucking is a part of marriage that you enjoy because you can get that shit all you want now. You don't have to try to figure out how you're going to get somebody to fuck because they are right there. You can still do the shit that you did with each other before you got married and nothing's really changed about that.


The bouts of destroy that ass doesn't have to change because you get married. I know that it hasn't changed with Mrs. WANG and I. We try to fuck the shit out of each other every chance we get. People say that it's because we're still newlyweds but the fact of the matter is that we didn't let a piece of paper change the way we fuck. We didn't let ourselves fall into the shit that some married people do, such as thinking of sex as a fucking chore.


That's something that I tell a lot of mother fuckers. You can't fucking seem like something that's a fucking chore. You have to let that shit be like it was before. I mean when you mother fuckers decided that you wanted to be together, you fucked like pornstars on Bang Bros. So keep that shit up and don't change that because you are married. I know that Mrs. WANG and I didn't change that shit and we're not going to change that shit.


Speaking of fucking, I think that both of us are about do for some good fucking. I've been waiting all day to lay down some king dong to her monster curves.


So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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