Election Day Blues

We've Got to Vote!

I know that election day is over my fellow pervs and just like I'm sure you are, I'm glad that shit is over. I'm pretty sure, just I did, you got tired of those advertisements for the mother fuckers running for office that seemed to be running just about every 5 fucking minutes on the TV, radio and even on the internet. Sure you didn't have to worry about that shit running when you were watching porn but then again, you know just like I know, you wouldn't find politicians trying to get pornstars to endorse them or even buy a spot on a porn.


Could you imagine that shit? You watching some good porn, then you hear, "we interrupt Freaks of Boobs to bring you this special announcement from your candidate for so and so office." I'm pretty sure that would piss you the fuck off because you just paid for that porn ready to enjoy that shit, when they stop it so you can hear some mother fucker try to convince you to vote for them. I know that shit would piss me off, that's why I'm glad that you don't find porn or porn websites that sell advertising to or endorse some political candidate. So when you don't want to see all those mother fuckers trying to get you to vote for them, you know that you can find refuge in checking out some good porn.


Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all about voting when an election comes up and even vote but there are just sometimes when politics could have you to the point where you feel like you're in anal hell. I mean we pretty much hear about political shit everyday. Either the Republicans are going after the Democrats or the Democrats are going after the Republicans and us the whole time thinking "could you mother fuckers stop all that fucking fighting and make a mother fucking decision already?"


Then you have the mother fuckers, who want to talk about politics and shit. I don't know about you but I'm not too much about talking politics with mother fuckers. It's like pulling teeth, or some other painful shit that you don't want to go through but end up having to because your ass wasn't fast enough to get the fuck out of there. You try to have an intelligent, common sense conversation about shit and before you know it, you find a mother fucker trying to convert you or telling you what you should think. I have been there my fellow pervs and let me tell you, it sucks ass.


And don't get me started about the mother fuckers who don't vote but they have a whole lot of criticisms about shit. Then you ask them if they vote and they give you some bullshit story about how them voting won't make a difference because shit will still be fucked up anyway. Those mother fuckers I try to make sure that I stay the fuck away from because they are more full of shit than the politicians and after a while you get tired of putting your mudboots on to walk through their bullshit.


The media is no better. Those gagging whores make it almost a mission to shove politics in your face whether you like it or not. You can't turn on the news, especially when it's election time, without hearing about how this candidate is bashing this candidate and the other way around. Then you're trying to decide which one of those mother fuckers are the lesser of two evils and hoping that you made the right decision voting for that mother fucker.


Like you've seen me say before, there's two things I don't like, that's talking politics and religion because some mother fuckers can't just agree to disagree, they have to win a fucking argument with you. It's one thing to get your point across but it's another thing to try to make a mother fucker feel that they should think the same way you do. Just saying.


And as far as voting goes, I feel that everybody should vote because when you vote you have a voice. When you don't vote, then you're just pretty much letting other mother fuckers decide for you and if you're going to do that, you don't have mode to be top notch bitches when some political shit happens that you don't like. So by all means, when there's an election, take your mother fucking ass out there and vote, that way if something you don't like happens you could bitch about that shit. Also, you could be one of the people who decide to get that mother fucker out of office the next election if you don't think they are doing their job.


Another thing that people seem to forget is that no matter if the mother fucker you voted for wins the election or not, they are still representing all of us and working for all of us. So you know what that means? That's right my fellow pervs, it's up to us to make sure that they do their job.


How do you do that you ask? Well, you start by letting them know how you feel about shit that affects everybody. One of the things I've seen people do is every other time have their mouths open like slutty gaggers yelling and screaming about how they don't like this or that but when it comes time to actually do something about it, they keep their mouths shut. In other words, they are like those mother fuckers who go around telling chicks that they have big shocking cocks but when it's time to fuck the chick, they're too scared to put their money where their mouth is.


Like I said before if you want the government to work for you, you've got to make it work. You can't just vote a mother fucker in office and just think that they'll just automatically think the same way you're thinking about shit. You have to let them know what's going on so they could at least attempt to do something about that shit. Otherwise, they don't know what you're thinking, they could only assume that shit. Sure, we vote these mother fuckers in but just because we vote them in doesn't mean that they are always thinking the exact thing that we are thinking, so we have to tell them.


I, for one, make sure that our elected officials know how I feel about shit that affects me and possibly could affect other people, even if I didn't vote for them or even if they might take things in the direction I think it should have went, at least I let them know how I felt about the shit. That's what we have to do if we want our government to work. We have to let our elected officials know how we feel about shit and that’s the only way that we have a chance of making sure that shit gets done.


So, I'm going to get off of my soapbox my fellow pervs but I want to leave you with this: When it comes time to vote, vote. When it comes time to let your grievances be known to those who we have and choose to represent us, open up your mouth. Otherwise, if you choose not to then you're just going to have to put up with shit.


Well, I've got to go. Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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