Thanksgiving Creampie

Thanksgiving Could Be Sexy Too!

Here it is my fellow pervs, Thanksgiving or as some of us mother fuckers like to say, National Turkey day is back again. Yes, that time of year where you've got somebody slaving in the kitchen all day, while everybody else is watching the football game waiting for all the food to be done. One of the two days of the year where everybody pigs out, gaining weight that they promise to lose as a New Years resolution. The day where everybody gives thanks for pretty much everything including good porn. The day where everybody's trying to hurry up and finish dinner before they dash to make the long line for Black Friday. The time when.....well, you get the idea.


Anyway, this day is not just about the main course, it's also about the dessert. That depends on what kind of dessert you're thinking about and I know that if you're a sex crazy perv like me, which I know you are because you wouldn't be here anyway, you're thinking about the dessert that all us pervs, men and women alike think about, and that's a good fuck to work off some of those calories. That's right my fellow pervs, you're thinking about that 40oz bounce that results with a big fat creampie at the end of the night.


Who could blame you? Holidays and sex goes together like massive cocks and top shelf pussy, you can't have one without the other. They go together so much that it would be almost a sin not to bust that nut and have the screaming O when everything is said and done. I mean it's not like you have to get up for work in the morning and if you're not going to take part in Black Friday, then you're pretty much set for the night.


What's even better is if you're going to somebody else's house for Thanksgiving because that way you don't have to worry about cleaning up and putting away the leftovers after everybody has gone. All you have to do is come home and get the real workout going on. I'm pretty fucking sure that you won't have to worry about losing those pounds that you gained by pigging out at Thanksgiving dinner.


Even if you don't want to enter the hardcore right away, at least you could start off by getting you some wine, or whatever you like to drink, and settling down with some good porn. Even if you don't have any movies in your stash, you could check out some of the sites we feature here. I'm pretty sure that they would have some good deals for you on some good porn you could get for some pretty good fucking prices. So be sure to check them out.


Or you might be the type that just don't like going to Thanksgiving dinner. Well, that doesn't mean that you can't celebrate just like everybody else. I'm pretty sure that you'll find places open where people just like you are just hardcore partying. They don't like the whole sitting around the table family thing and all they just want to do is party, and maybe a fuck at the end of the night.


More than likely these people had to work on Thanksgiving, or not, and just chose to go somewhere and party. You could party along with them and possibly end up going home with one of them at the end of the night, that is if you don't already have somebody that you want to give the big sausage pizza already on board. Either way, these mother fuckers are going to be horny at the end of the night and they are going to be looking for somebody to continue to party with after closing time.


I'm pretty sure that even the strip clubs are going to be open on Turkey day because just like you, some of the strippers might not be into that sitting around the table, telling everybody what they're thankful for, pigging out like they've never ate anything shit. To them money talks and if they could make a few extra bucks on a holiday, you better believe they are going to do that shit. Plus they know that there are going to be some mother fuckers who don't have anywhere to go, so they are going to accommodate for those of us looking for something to do.


And what's wrong with going to the strip club on Thanksgiving? I don't see anything wrong with that shit. Hell, if you're lucky, you might just get caught up in some strip clubs exposed type shit that would be sure to turn your Thanksgiving from being a lonely one to being one that you'll never forget. You could eat and drink what you want without the awkward conversations that usually happen when you're spending it with family. I know that some of us know what I'm talking about.


I know you might be saying well Thanksgiving is a time to spend with family. That might be true my fellow pervs but I'm pretty sure that some of us would rather spend it somewhere else. I know there were a couple of times, I would have rather been pulling out my fucking teeth and hair than having Thanksgiving dinner with my family, just saying.


And when you look at it, Thanksgiving is not actually how it used to be. Not everybody likes sitting around the table eating and talking. Some people actually feel out of place doing that shit because everybody always has, at least, that one mother fucker that makes them feel out of place and searching for the nearest exit, believe me I know. So, actually doing other things for Thanksgiving is not exactly a bad idea. Sure, you'll have somebody pissed off about it but if it's to keep your sanity, I'm pretty sure that they'll understand.


But seriously, Thanksgiving is about having fun, eating and drinking all you want. You could either enjoy it with your family or some other way but the main thing is to enjoy it and do it safely. If you could end up fucking at the end of the night that's even better. It's always better to blow your load instead of blowing chunks because you ate and drank too fucking much, so make sure that you don't fill up to the point where you can't get a good fuck in at the end of the night. Even if you are full, you can fuck on a full stomach, so by all means have at it.


Well, I've got to go. Eat, drink, be merry. Don't be afraid to gain weight because you'll burn it off later with a good fuck. Wrap that rascal, if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out, if she's not, be safe, Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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