Is It News or Scare Tactics?

Enough To Make You Shit Your Pants!

I don't know about you my fellow pervs but when I watch the news I don't know if they are reporting the news or trying to scare the fuck out of us. It seems like every time you turn on the news these days there's always some shit that's either going to piss you off or have you paranoid like a mother fucker. These mother fuckers have you to the point where you're almost afraid to go outside of your house with all the crap that they bring to us. It makes you wonder whether they are trying to actually bring us the news or trying to win some fucking award for having us wound up all the time.


It's just like this Ebola shit. Just about every time you turn on the fucking news or read the newspaper, you hear about this shit. Then to top it off you've got some mother fucker trying to scare the fuck out of you having you to the point where you're about to shit your pants every time a mother fucker even sneezes around you. Then you find yourself jumping in a bathtub full of clorox bleach and burning your clothes so you won't catch anything because you're so paranoid that the mother fucker that sneezed around you had Ebola, when you don't know that for sure.


You find yourself trying to avoid pretty much everybody if you can and if you can't, you find yourself taking every precaution to make sure that you don't get anything even though it's not at all likely that you won't. I bet you mother fuckers are already out there buying germ resistant clothing and bleaching down everything that somebody touched because they are so afraid of catching that shit even though there's no evidence that anybody that they came in contact with had that shit.


Now, I'm not trying to say that we shouldn't take precautions or take this Ebola shit seriously but what I'm saying is that we should be more realistic about it, that's all. We should take precautions and shit but we shouldn't be to the point where we are so paranoid about it where we feel like we are in anal hell. Plus, the news media is not making it better by trying to scare the shit out of us.


It's just like with the whole Y2K shit years ago. People were stocking up on everything because they were convinced when the ball dropped on New Years bringing in the year 2000 everything was going to fall. You had mother fuckers scared to take a piss or a shit because it was promoted that everything was going to fall when the clock struck 12 midnight. I'm pretty sure there wasn't too many people celebrating the new year that year because they were too busy cowering in their homes with their guns drawn.


This is just an example how people end up paranoid behind shit that the news media puts out there. It's not so much about them putting it out there but it's how they put it out there. The way they word things would have you thinking that you're in imminent danger of some shit happening to you when it reality things are not as bad as they are making it out to be. It's like the boy who cried wolf.


I don't know about you but I don't just go by the shit the news is putting out there because if you think about it, they could be worse than getting a fucked up handjob. If you just go by the shit that they are putting out to you, it would have you to the point where you are afraid to live. You'd be so fucking paranoid that you'll be peeking around every corner looking for some shit to jump out at you.


Now, I'm not saying there's nothing wrong with being a little vigilant but when it gets to the point where you suspect everybody and everything, there's a fucking problem. Don't you think? I definitely think so and I would go as far as to say that I know so. It's not a good thing when you are afraid to live because of shit that goes on in the world. Shit happens.


Panicking about everything you hear serves as much purpose as pissing in the wind. It does nothing but make things worse and not better at all. Keeping your cool about shit is always better because when you keep a cool head you could actually see shit for what it really is than what somebody's trying to convince you to believe.


Sure this whole Ebola shit does concern me just like a lot of things do out there but I don't let it get me to the point where I'm out there paranoid about it. I mean you have to scrutinize the shit that you hear on the news or from these big mouth mother fuckers claiming that they know more than everybody else. If you just go by what you hear and don't do your homework, you're going to end up spending a lot of money that you don't need to and doing other stupid shit that would have you wondering what the fuck were you thinking. It has happened to many and has happened to myself one time or another.


Anyway, my fellow pervs, when it comes to this shit that you hear about in the news, social media or whatever, you've got to do your homework and think for yourselves. You're better off doing that than just going by what somebody's got to say about the whole thing because some of those mother fuckers don't really know what they are talking about and could wind up having you go into a panic about shit when there's no need to. We have to remember some people just love to hear themselves talk and don't really fucking care who they end up hurting behind that shit, just so long as it keeps them in the limelight. So by all means, use your own better judgement.


That being said, I'm going to check out some good old porn and go fuck my wife afterward. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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