A Good Fucking Halloween

Makes You Love Halloween, Doesn't It?

Well my fellow pervs, it's time to break out the costumes again. Yes, Halloween has finally arrived again. As most of you may know it's not just for kids knocking on your door yelling 'trick or treat,' looking for a candy or to be scared. It's also the one day that you could dress up like anybody or anything you want to without worrying about getting arrested, that is unless you are doing some unlawful shit. Other than that you are good to go. It's also another day to get lucky if you're a horny mother fucker too looking to score.


Just like any other holiday, there are going to be parties and not for just the kids neither. There's also going to be adult parties if you know what I mean. Those parties are ones that are more than likely to happen when the kids are put to bed or if you don't have kids then they are going to start earlier.


You know the parties that I'm talking about my fellow pervs, the ones where you see everyone from those fresh outta high school to the pure mature looking to fuck at the end of the night. Either they are looking to fuck the one they came with or the one they hope to leave with, the point is if they are going to try to fuck them during the party or wait until they get home. No matter which way it happens somebody's going to get fucked at the end of the night.


I know that I'm over exaggerating about the whole fucking at the end of the night thing but honestly it's not that far from the truth. I mean how many mother fuckers have you found that ended up fucking at a Halloween party or after that shit? I'm pretty sure that you've heard about quite a few of them and I'm pretty sure this year that you are going to hear about more.


Anyway, you just know that there are going to be Halloween costume parties going on, like I said, and at those parties you'll find a lot of people dressing up in their costumes. Just like any other party there's going to be a lot of drinking and partying going on. People will be dressed up in shit from the scariest to the sexiest you could think of.


There are going to be some horny chicks dressed up in hot costumes looking for some horny mother fucker with a raging hard on to give them the big sausage pizza. These chicks are going to be wearing costumes that let their boobs and bottoms hang out and when they say 'trick or treat' they are not looking for what you've got in the candy dish. These chicks are looking for that 'treat' that you have in your pants and that's the lollipop they want to suck on.


If you're one of those mother fuckers who don't get pussy on a regular basis then you might want to think about going to a costume party because just like any other party, there's always somebody horny walking around looking for some nookie. These are the one's that usually wear costumes that have you to the point where you want to find somewhere to jack off. They have been drinking and are looking for a damn good reason to get slutty.


Plus, this year Halloween falls on a Friday, so you don't have to worry about getting up for work in the morning unless you, or the one you're fucking, has to work on the weekends. Other than that you have the whole weekend to fuck over and over again as much as you both want to especially if they aren't the type that make you want to chew your arm off when you wake up next to them. You might just end up on an all out orgy if you're lucky. Either way it could be end up good for you.


Or you might not want to go to a party, you might want to just stay in and watch some good horror movies or some good old porn. Even if you choose to do that shit, you don't have to go without having some good Halloween fucking fun. There might be some chick that feels the same way and might be willing to come over and hang out with you. You could both kick back on the couch and watch some scary movie which could lead to some major league fucking.


If you don't know a good scary movie could lead to some good fucking at the end of the night. I'm not exactly sure why that is, but for some reason chicks tend to get horny after having the shit scared out of them. When those scary parts come up they are more than likely going to grab the closest thing or mother fucker to them. The main thing about that shit is to make sure you're the one she's grabbing on because it's almost a sure thing that she'll want to grab on your cock later on.


Another thing you might want to do is keep some chocolate handy. There's nothing like a good scary movie and some good chocolate to make a chick want to get in the mood to fuck like Puma Swede on Bang Bros Network. Just make sure that you don't forget to have the lights off, something good to munch on and something good to drink. Having all that is a winning combination.


I think that Mrs. WANG and I will just stay home with some scary movies, snacks, chocolate and some beers or wine. Sure the neighborhood kids might be coming by looking for candy and treats but more than likely they might be just going to some kind of party or something and won't come by. Either way, I'm pretty sure that Mrs. WANG and I will be playing I spy camel toe before the end of the night.


I hope that you end up with the same luck my fellow pervs no matter what you choose to do for Halloween. Just make sure that you stay safe while you're having fun and try not to end up with some chick that's going to have you trying to chew your arm off when you wake up. In other words, make sure they are wearing a costume and don't look that way year around.


Well, I've got to go. Wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, Happy Halloween and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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