Why Do They Fight Over Them?

Even Back Then They Fought Over a Man!

If there's one thing that's always made me wonder about when I see these talk shows and shit that deal with cheating mother fuckers is how the people being played, instead of trying to beat the hell out of the one that played them or even just leaving the mother fucker swinging on their ass, they end up fighting with each other and shit. I mean it's just fucking funny to me that they are too busy fighting each other while the one that played them sits back and watching the fireworks go off, enjoying the show.


Now, it's not like this is some new shit that just started happening. This shit has been going on pretty much since the beginning of fucking time. Mother fuckers have been out there giving the big sausage pizza to different women at the same time most of the time without neither one knowing that they are playing them for a fool. Just like the sun rises and sets, you're always going to have some mother fucker XXX out there that's going to always run around cheating, or like they use to say "playing the field," because like you have heard me say before there are just mother fuckers out there who are just not the type to be with one person.


Usually these King Dong mother fuckers are always out there laying some pipe to some random chicks and coming home to fuck the one they are with. Sometimes the chick that they are cheating with knows that they have somebody but just doesn't care because she's getting their piece of cock and/or money, so it really doesn't matter to them either way. Just so long as they are getting what they want from them, they could care less.


These guys go on like this for a while until they either get tired of hiding shit, they get caught or the one they are cheating with outs their ass to their woman. Then that's when the fireworks start and you have two or more chicks fighting over one dick. They will be too busy trying to fight with each other to worry about jumping on the mother fucker that put them in that positon.


Sure it's fucking fun to watch but at the same time, it has you shaking your fucking head over why they would fight over some mother fucker that pretty much put them in the "she got pimped" category and have them fighting each other like they are in a hardcore wrestling match or some shit like that. I mean these chicks are pretty much out there fucking embarrassing themselves for some dude that not only made them take the big swallow but also made them look like fucking fools in front a whole bunch of people. I mean why in the fuck would you want to fight with the other mother fucker? They wasn't the one that cheated on you and shit. It was the son of a bitch that you was supposed to be with that was fucking you both in more ways than one.


I don't know about you but I just wish that instead of these chicks fighting over the dude, they should just get together and become lesbians. That would be some good shit to see happen. I mean don't you think that it would be funny that instead of these chicks wanting to fight with each other they just tell the guy to fuck off and start having new sensations with each other? I actually think that shit would work out too.


I'm pretty sure we would enjoy watching these chicks end up making out on stage and going home together instead of fighting over the dude that fucked them over. I don't know about you but I think that it would be better for them to get back at his ass by getting all club girl girl with each other and not even allowing his ass to even watch as they give each other's pussies the power munch instead of fighting over him. I'm pretty sure that would be the worse punishment that a cheating mother fucker could get watching the two women that he was fucking end up fucking each other and leaving his ass.


I could see it now, they're on the Jerry Springer show and it ends up going like this:


Guy: I've been cheating on you with her.


Chick #1: I can't believe you how could you cheat on me?


Guy: I don't know it just happened.


Chick #1: Yeah right, you tripped and your cock fell in her pussy. (Which you know would be bleeped out because they do that shit)


Chick #2: Yeah, he's been cheating with me. I tell you what fuck him, let's hook up and kick his ass to the curb.


Then they both start kissing in front of him and leave together.


Sure I know that’s a lot to hope for but then again it wouldn't surprise me if that shit would actually happen. I mean you really couldn't blame them if it did. Here you've got a mother fucker that cheated on both of them and didn't really fucking care. They already pretty much tasted each other's pussy anyway when they kissed him. So how much of a leap would it be for them to end up with each other? Not much I should think my fellow pervs.


Plus, another reason that I think that it would be the best punishment for a cheating mother fucker is because one of a man's fantasies is to have at least 2 chicks at the same time. It would be a fucked up punishment to see the two chicks that you've been fucking, in turn fucking each other and not including you. And if they add his best friend, it's enough to drive any mother fucker out there crazy. It's just a thought.


Anyway, I've got to go lay some pipe to Mrs. WANG. Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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