Living with Parents: Bad Idea

They lived with her parents and you see how that worked out!

If there's one thing that I always tell people if you want a good fucking going on, never live with anybody, especially your parents. You may think that you're ok because you are an adult but you're not. Living with your parents is not good for your sex life. You don't believe me, ask George Costanza from Seinfield, I'm pretty sure he could tell you that good shit. I mean look at the shit that he had to go through with his parents.


Anyway, like I said, living with your parents is not really fucking good for your sex life. I mean how in the fuck could you expect to lay down the big sausage pizza to some slutty squirters in your room giving them the screaming O while your mom and dad are in the next room is something that you are going to have a tough time doing. It's not like you could fuck in the next room without your parents knowing about it. I mean when they hear all the moans and shit they are going to know what's going on.


Plus, one of the last places that you would want to be when you are fucking is in your parents' house. I mean you would have to do all that sneaking around just to fuck. It's not your parents are going to be alright hearing you fucking in the next room. Come to think about it, who wants their parents to hear them fucking? I know that I wouldn't. I mean that could be pretty fucking embarrassing.


And don't get me started about if you get caught fucking. I mean that shit is almost the same as fucking and your kids accidentally walk in on you. The difference is that your kids end up getting in because you forgot to lock the bedroom door before you started fucking. Your parents have the key to pretty much every room in the house. That means they could pretty much open the door at anytime without any fucking notice and you know what that means. That's right, they are more than likely to walk in on you when you are fucking.


If you really want to fuck while living with your parents, either you're going to have to wait until they are not home or you're going to have to get a hotel room. If you could afford to get a hotel room every once in a while then you could probably deal with it but if you don't then you have to sneak around and fuck while your parents are not home. That could be alright too if you know what time your parents are coming back but if you don't you will find yourself more paranoid than a hooker in church.


I've done that shit before and let me tell you that's not the excitement you want when you are trying to fuck. I mean the type of excitement that you want when you are trying to fuck is that rush you feel when you want to bust that nut. It's not that fucking easy when you feel like your parents could come home and catch you fucking. I mean it's like being a teenager again and your parents come home to catch you fucking. You start stuttering trying to explain why you both are fucking in their house.


I think that it would even be more embarrassing if you were married and that shit happened. You would probably find yourself trying to explain yourself to your parents like you were fresh outta high school. I mean it's pretty fucked up because that moment you got caught ends up being as bad as your mother showing your girlfriend or wife your baby pictures and shit. I've had that fucking happen before and believe me that shit is very fucking embarrassing.


Anyway, I know some of you may think that it's the best way to save money by living with your parents but then again, you have to figure out whether it's worth it or not. In my book, it's not fucking worth it. I would rather live in my own place where I could fuck anytime I want without worrying about somebody walking in on me while I'm going all Captain Stabbin on my wife. I would rather us be able to fuck like rabbits not thinking about somebody walking in on us while she has her ass up in the air.


All bullsht aside, when it comes down to it, you're better off having your own place or at least a hotel room. That way you don't have to worry about mother fuckers walking in on you and shit. If they knock on your door, you could just let them knock until you get done fucking, that is, if you feel like you would want to open the door to them afterward. Otherwise, you could do all the fucking you want and keep on fucking for as long as you want.


Well, I've got to go. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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