Ratchet Bitches

If this is not ratchet, I don't know what is!

Well, your fellow perv, that mother fucker XXX lays down the big sausage pizza and does it with a foul mouth is back. Yes my friends, here I go again, the Notorious WANG coming at you with some good shit. Today, I'm giving you a swear fest about something that many mother fuckers know but they don't want to talk about, ratchet bitches. Oh yes, you heard me right, ratchet bitches.


Now as most of you know, I pretty much don't care too much about putting it out there. You have read a lot of my blogs and you know that I don't cut corners or fucking bullshit you. I tell it to you straight and I give in to you straight up, that's how I do shit and if somebody gets upset about the shit then that's their problem not mine.


Anyway, I know there are some mother fuckers going to raid my email, thenotoriousWANG@gmail.com, about the shit that I'm about to put out but who gives a fuck. This shit is something that mother fuckers need to fucking say something about. I mean they are fucking thinking it, why in the fuck don't they say that shit? They're scared. Well, I'm not fucking scared, so let's get it on with this shit.


Now, let's start with what ratchet bitches are.


Ratchet bitches are those top notch bitches who are those chicks that you thought were good enough to be tonight's girlfriend because you were horny as a mother fucker at the time and she just happened to be in the right place at the right time. You were either high, tipsy or drunk and was looking for some chick that was just good enough to fuck. These chicks had some fucked up attitude but you thought that you were clever enough to fuck and get away with fucking without any repercussions.


Though you found out that you were wrong. You found out that because you were so riled up to bust that nut, you ended up fucking the worse kind of chick that anyone could get fucked up with. I mean sure at first she seems like she's cool, and you might know she's faking that shit, but after you fuck her, you find yourself trying to do everything to get the fuck away from her because you just know that she's going to bring a whole lot of drama to your ass.


Now, add the fact that you're not the only mother fucker that she's fucking. Ratchet bitches have more than one man that they are fucking. If you're a stupid mother fucker, you'll think that you're the only one until you start finding shit around the house that isn't yours or she ends up telling you after you've pissed her off with you, that you're not the only one she's fucking while she's supposedly with you.


That's right, ratchet bitches are all about drama. They have more drama going on than TNT, who knows drama, and they are definitely bringing it to you. Even if you're aren't with them they are going to bring the drama. They are going to bring so much drama that you will think that you are in anal hell. Wherever there's drama they are going to find it and if there's not, they are damn sure going to make some drama for you ass.


One of the worse things that you could ever do with a ratchet bitch is give her a big fat creampie because then you are fucked, at least, until you could prove that you're not the baby daddy and shit. Until then these bitches will be stalking your ass until you've been deemed "not the father" if you are lucky. Even then you're proven not the father these bitches are going to be after you especially if you have money because you know money talks.


These chicks aren't even a good fuck like you thought. They were just a piece of pussy that happened to be there at the time when you were horny, like I said before. Now, you've got some crazy bitch that you're going to have a hard time getting rid of until she finds another mother fucker she could latch onto and suck the fucking life out of. She's going to start drama in every relationship that you get into and does it for the reason that ratchet bitches like to start drama.


If you don't believe me, ask some of those dudes that have been with a ratchet bitch they would tell you that King Kong has nothing on them. These chicks have gave them nothing but hell and they regret that day when they were so fucking horny that they looked good to them them. If they haven't had kids with them or have kids with them, they have been praying for the day that they could get them out of their lives.


And to be honest with you, who could blame them? I mean what mother fucker would want to be stuck with a crazy chick on their heels like a bounty hunter, who tracks them down everywhere they go like they have GPS on their car and shit? I know that I wouldn't, that's one of the main reason I made sure that I've never dealt with ratchet bitches. I learned my lesson are than one time.


I'm glad that I ended up hooking up with a good woman like Mrs. WANG because I would have been all fucked up. I have been there with the ratchet bitches and let me tell you it's not a good thing. My young dumb ass at the time didn't know any better but was lucky enough that I learned about their asses before I ended up stuck with their ass for the rest of my life and/or having a kid with them.


Now marriage is a lot fucking easier to get out of, sure you might have to pay them alimony but that's only until they get married again but child support is at least for eighteen years. Just imagine having to deal with a ratchet bitch that you were stupid enough to have a kid or kids with, you are stuck dealing with her ass until your kid or kids hit eighteen. That's a fucking long time to deal with some type of bitch like that. Makes you wonder why mother fuckers are so quick to die, they're trying to get away from those bitches.


I know that's some fucked up shit to say but if you've ever had a ratchet bitch in your life, you'd understand. These chicks are what make these guys suicidal. I mean they have a mother fucker out there wanting to get killed by a cop, just so they don't have to deal with their ass anymore.


And another thing, why you think so many mother fuckers are going to prison and shit? They are trying to get away from their ratchet ass baby momma. They figure that it's the only place where they would be safe from their asses but they find out they were wrong. Those bitches find a way to come see their asses, having them begging the guard to kill them.


Plus, another thing about ratchet bitches, they raise bad ass fucking kids. These guys see how fucked up their kids are turning out and it makes them wish that the bitch took the big swallow at least that way they didn't have to worry about being tied to them for eighteen years. Don't believe me ask some of those mother fuckers who have a ratchet ass baby momma, they'll tell you the same.


Well, I hope you had a good laugh. I know I did but it's time for me to go now. So wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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