Don't Go to Sleep Upset

He Thinks He's Going to Get a Good Night's Sleep, but What He Doesn't Know is His Wife is Waiting Until He's Really Getting His Rest to Wake His Ass Up and Fight!

One of the worst fucking things you could do is go to sleep upset after you've had a fight with your woman. You'll find yourself having some weird ass fucking dreams that night let me tell you. I've been through that shit before and it's not good. You end up waking up in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep because your mind is wondering if she's still upset with you and if she is then you're wondering if she's going to kill your ass in your sleep. You start getting suspicious because she didn't say much but "ok," all night.


Now, I don't know about you but when a woman says to me something’s "ok" or "fine" that's time to worry. I have learned that shit from experience. Those two words are the worst ones that you could hear from a woman because you might not know what’s going through her mind but you know something's wrong because it’s not just what they say but how they act after that. They end up getting really quiet. You think you've won the fight but that's just the calm before the storm.


You see, women tend to attack when you least expect it. They let us think that the argument is over but it's not. They are just planning their next move. Either they pull a sleep creep or catch you when think that you're about to give them the big sausage pizza, she brings up that mother fucking argument you had earlier and you know what that means? That's right, you're not getting no pussy and no sleep. She's already rested up, so get ready for a long night because she's sure as hell not going to let you get any pussy or rest until she's satisfied.


Women are pretty smart they know how to win an argument when they want to, they know how to catch you at that right time when you're vulnerable. It gives them the upper hand because the last thing you are thinking about when you're ready to go to sleep or you dick gets hard is fighting. You're not going to be thinking about that shit. They will catch your ass off guard, it's like being sucker punched like a gagging whore.


Oh yeah, when comes to being in the combat zone of arguments, or fighting for that matter, women are pretty good at it. They know that they have what we want and they damn sure know how to use that shit to their advantage. And who could blame them? I know that you won't hear any complaints from me.


Anyway, it's not good to go to sleep upset anyway. That shit starts fucking with your dreams and it's hard for you to get a good night's sleep. Then before you know it, your ass is up late and can't sleep because you've got a bad case of gas. Well……..maybe not but one thing's for sure you're going to have a rough time getting to sleep with your woman throwing blows at you in her sleep. If you don't believe me, ask any guy that had to sleep in the same bed with a woman when she went to sleep upset, I'm pretty fucking sure that they would tell you that they felt like they were sleeping next to a MMA fighter in the octagon.


Sure I know that sometimes our women don’t make it easy for us to make peace with them but if you want to get your sleep, you’d better damn sure put your 'A' game out front because if momma's not happy, nobody's happy.


One of the best ways to get back in your woman's good graces and ensure that you're not sleeping on the couch, is to make sure that you apologize for the shit you did, even if you didn't think you did anything they think that you did and that, in their eyes is enough for them to be pissed off at you. Plus, remember to tell them what you're apologizing for. One of the biggest mistakes you could make is to apologize and not know what the fuck you are apologizing for, so make sure your ass pay attention to everything so you will know.


It might not be a sure thing all the time but it's at least a start to making sure that your woman's not going all Bruce Lee on your ass in her sleep. Or better yet, you not having to sleep on the couch because your ass wanted to be so fucking stubborn.


Now, people might tell you that by apologizing to your woman that you're a wimp or some shit like that but more than likely these are the people who don't have anybody because they are so fucked up in their way of thinking that nobody wants to be around their ass no more than about five minutes. And it's not being wimpy, admitting that you were wrong. Fuck, women love that shit and it's more than likely you will end up fucking before you end up getting a good night's sleep. So when you think about that shit, isn't it all the more worth it?


Anyway, I've got to go. So, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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