Catfight Fever

This is the kind of Catfight We Want to See on Jerry Springer!

I'm pretty sure there's not a horny mother fucker out there that doesn't love a good sexy catfight, I know I do. I mean there's just something about when two chicks go at it ripping their clothes off that gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling, inside your pants that is. There's not a man out there that doesn't love some hot we live together type of shit going on in front of them. I can tell you of at least a few mother fuckers who watch Jerry Springer hoping that they don't block out the nudity when those chicks get in a fight over some dude that's not really worth a shit anyway.


I think that's pretty much why Jerry has been on so many years because even though the show might be about the same fucking topic, you're sure to find some chicks getting down and dirty on there. I mean just about every time we tune in, we are treated to catfights, and even chicks exposing their tits for Jerry beads even though we don't get to see the tits we know they are there.


I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one that wish whoever's working that button that blots out tits, ass, and pussies would just fuck up at least one time to let us see those goodies but it never happens. That mother fucker whoever he or she is, tend to catch them every time and leave us hoping that they get sick one day or come in too drunk to fucking care. Now, I know that's some crazy shit to say, especially about a show on national television where we know it's fucking impossible to see that shit but one could hope.


It's a good thing that they sell uncensored versions of the show for the pervs in us who just love to check out catfights where they pretty much rip each other's clothes off. I don't know about you, but I've seen those uncensored versions and let me tell you they are worth the money. They almost make you want to get a ticket to sit in the audience, which I'm pretty sure would be worth the trip.


Anyway, I'm not really here to talk about Jerry's show. I'm here to talk about catfights and how we love watching them. I know it might be fucked up to say this but I love a good catfight, especially when it leads to some girl on girl action. I admit some of the places where chicks get into a fight are not really places that they should be, like parking lots, restaurants and public places where you could pretty much see everything you want without worrying about some censor cutting out the scenes because it’s "too hot for TV."


I'm pretty sure that you have seen a lot of the catfights that have been posted across the net. I know I have and I have to admit they are very entertaining. What's even more humorous is the fact that you've got one mother fucker filming the shit while other mother fuckers are watching and not trying to stop the fight at all. But then again if they did that then we wouldn't get the chance to see some sistas in the hood going at it all hot and mean.


Sure some of these sites offer chicks in the raw going at it and ripping each other's clothes off. There's nothing wrong with that but I'm pretty sure that you would rather see them get all four finger club after they get done tearing each other's clothes off. Now that would be something worth watching.


Don't get me wrong, I'm not knocking those catfights that you see over the net because they are pretty entertaining and very revealing but there's something about watching hotties like Sammie Rhodes, for example go all lesbian sex city on some other chick is worth the money. I'm pretty sure that you would find it worth the money to see pornstars lick. I mean it wouldn't it be better to see chicks get it on after they get it on? You damn right it is.


So when you get tired of watching chicks fighting without licking, bring your ass over to RexMag where we've got those chicks that don't only fight but lick too.


Well, I've got to go, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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