When Three's a Crowd and Not a Good One

I'm sure you will agree it's really past time for this mother fucker to go home!

There are times when threesomes could be a good thing, like when you're in orgy heaven but there are times when having a third person hanging around all the time could get pretty annoying especially in a relationship. It's not that you don't like having your friend around sometimes but not all the time, just like the times when you and your woman want to enter the hardcore. Or maybe that's just not the case all the time but I'm pretty sure that you will agree there are just some times when you just want it to be you and your woman without any other distractions.


I'm not sure but I think that everybody has that friend that is always up in your face, or tagging along when you would rather spend some time alone. That shit could be annoying as having somebody walk in on you while you're jacking off to a scene from the Bang Bros Network. I mean who wants to be interrupted when they are trying to bust a fucking nut? I'm pretty sure none of us would want that shit.


Like I was saying, there is at least that one friend either yours or your woman's that's always hangs around when you two really want to be alone. You want them to just get up and go but you feel sorry for them because they don't have somebody else that they could go to, like their own man or woman, so you put up with them. It has gotten to the point where you stayed up late with them when you were both so tired that you didn't even want to fuck anymore and just wanted to go to bed but your friend was still there and wanted you to stay up with them.


At first you just put up with that shit because you think that it's going to wear off after a little while but then you get to the point where you want to do something drastic like hide inside your house and act like nobody's home. Or maybe you don't do that, maybe you just start cursing them out and telling them to find somebody that they could spend time with and not be up in your faces all the time. Either way, just like a puss bump, the shit comes to a head and it bursts.


You don't want to treat them like whore gaggers but you just want them to just give you some time to breathe and fuck without feeling like you're being mean to them by doing it. You just want them to get the fuck away from you sometimes and do something else instead of being in your face all the time.


It's not easy to deal with a friend like that because they are a friend to you and you value their fucking friendship but you just want them to understand that you have your own life and your life doesn't revolve around them. Believe me, I've been there before and it's not pretty. You end up wanting to pull your hair out every time you even think about them coming around you and your woman.


You just wish that they would find at least tonight’s girlfriend so that they could get off your nut hairs long enough for you to have some kind of peace but it seems like that shit doesn't happen. I feel you my fellow pervs and I empathize with you. So what’s a horny perv to do?


Well, you would think the first thing that you could do is hide in your house like nobody's home, like you do when the Jehovah's witnesses come knocking at your door but it's not. That only keeps them knocking at your door and let's just say that you have to go somewhere, those mother fuckers would be outside your house like a cop on a stakeout. Then you'll find yourself trying to find a way to sneak out of the house without being caught and so you end up trying to wait them out until you see that it's clear to leave or end up trapped in your house because they end up staying there all night.


Another thing is, and I know that this sounds fucked up to think, that by stroke of luck they end up in an accident or something. Now, I know that's a bad thing to think because if the shit does happen you find yourself feeling bad because you feel like you wished that on them and it came true. Then you will go from being annoyed by them and end up visiting them in the hospital because you feel guilty about that shit.


Both of those things I've mentioned and other things that you might be thinking have been proven to be bad idea. So, what's a horny mother fucker to do to let their friend know to lay off? Well, I'll tell you my fellow pervs, be honest.


Yes that's it be honest. Like I have always said it's best to be honest even if what you've got to say might be anal hell. It's better for you to tell them, and mean it, how you feel about them being around you all the time. I know that you could risk your friendship with them by what you've got to say but I'm pretty sure that your friend would understand where you're coming from, a good friend would.


You have to get them to understand that even though you love hanging out with them, you're in a relationship with your woman and you both would like to be alone sometimes. They might not understand that at first and may just get upset but before long they will see where you're coming from, back off enough to give you room. I mean what have you got to lose? You could either do that or keep on trying to hide out in your house. If I was you, I would take the first choice, I know it worked out for me.


Well, I've got to go. Wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don’t forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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