Happy 4th of July

Happy 4th of July Everybody!

The 4th is upon us again my fellow pervs and I just know that we all are not only going to celebrate America's Independence but we are also going to be waiting to celebrate those hot chicks with big tits, round asses liberating themselves from their clothes and hopefully their bikini tops too. Then maybe later on some of us lucky mother fuckers might just get to see them without their bottoms on neither. If that's not enough to make your huge hardons stand up and salute, I don't know what is.


Or maybe you're not going to the beach to check out some real ex-girlfriends show almost everything and praying for their heavy handfuls to burst out of their spaghetti string tops. You might just end up staying home having a cookout or going to one where you pretty much get to see just about everything too because you know that the clothes get fewer over the summer and that's one thing that the perv in us love about summer, the fact that we could see some hot chicks wearing less and less clothes because of the heat.


And who's to say that the 4th is not going to be a lucky day for the brother undercover that's horny for some monster cock junkies? After all, the beer and drinks are going to be flowing and you just know that somebody's going to get a blowing. It's more likely that there are going to be chicks who aren't only just looking for ribs to suck the meat off of. They will be looking for some cock too and as much of it as they could get.


Who knows, a trip to a friend's party could get you some pussy from the MILF next door who's looking for a quick fuck while the kids are out watching the fireworks. It's very possible that she's more interested in watching your jizz bomb instead of the bombs bursting in air. While the kids are enjoying the fireworks you and their mom could be making some of your own, if you know what I mean.


Yes my fellow pervs, Independence Day is a holiday where we could celebrate some of the things that's good about America(booze, food, porn and sex). It's another day where we could eat like pigs, get drunk as fuck and maybe have some good fucking sex at the end of it all. When you put it that way what's not to love about the 4th of July?


Along with the good side of this holiday with fireworks going off everywhere like a hot chick having the screaming O, there's also some shit that you have to be careful about too. There's nothing wrong with having fun but you've got to make sure that you do that shit responsibly. Plus, you've got to be on the look out for the dumbasses out there who had so much to drink that they are in the "don't give a fuck" mode. These are the mother fuckers who could turn a party into a fucked up situation quick so make sure you're watching out for their asses.


Plus, I know that a lot of you are going to be out there partying yourselves so make sure that you get where you're going and back home safe. I mean there's nothing wrong with partying but you also have to live to party another day. That means take it easy with the drinking and don't drive drunk. You don't want to get too drunk anyway, you might just end up getting lucky at the end of the night with some little naughty nymphos and if you're totally fucked up there's a good chance that you could miss out on that shit.


Anyway, it's time for me to go and enjoy the 4th with some good food, drink, fireworks and Mike's apartment type fucking with the future Mrs. WANG. So, until next time, eat drink, be merry, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, Happy 4th and Happy fucking my fellow pervs.

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