Selling Ass on the Street is not happening in Las Vegas

Selling Ass on the Streets in Las Vegas will get You Locked Up!

I'm pretty sure, my fellow pervs, that you are familiar with the old saying, "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." Well, that may be true for the most part but there are just some things that are not going to stay in Vegas and they are going to follow you after you leave. At least the LVPD, wants you to make sure of that. Since 2006 they have been cracking down on prostitution on the streets, so you know what that means? It means that you're not going to be able to just walk outside and grab a quick fuck after you're done rolling the dice on the crap table, so to speak.


Yes, I know that prostitution is legal in Nevada but there are certain guidelines and laws that you have to follow if you're going to sell your ass or cock. In other words, if you're going to get paid to get laid, then you better be ready to do it the legal way because simply just trying to fuck for cash by walking the streets is not going to cut it.


Well, you can't really blame the LVPD for wanting to crack down on street prostitution because these days it's not just a victimless crime anymore. People could actually end up being fucked up in at least a couple of ways that could prove to be deadly either immediately or somewhere down the line. Either way, you're taking more a risk with your life trying to pick up some chick that you think is willing to swallow for cash off the street, than if you made the trip to one of the brothels they have out there.


When dealing with a prostitute walking the streets, you're pretty much putting yourself in danger. There's pretty much anything that could happen like either you catching some STD to catching an ass kicking for your property, either way, it's going to be a shitty deal.


Let's go into the catching an STD angle for a minute. Chicks, or people for that matter, that work the street these days are most likely not to follow the laws that they've got in place in Nevada for somebody who wants to have sex for money. More than likely, they are not going to be testing themselves for STD's and would pretty much fuck anybody that comes along with the right amount of money. They are looking at the money that they could make right then, not the money that they could make in the long run and that could prove dangerous to anybody that pays them for a fuck.


You're most likely going to run into some chick, or whatever you prefer, with a dangerous STD out there on the street than you would in a brothel because chicks in a brothel are more than likely going to take care of themselves because fucking is how they make their money and they are not going to do anything to fuck that up for themselves and they are more careful about who they fuck. Street walkers most of the time, are not going to care just as long as they could feed their habit. Their not going to be concerned about STD's and shit, all they want is the money and don't care who, or how, they have to fuck to get it. So, you know what that means, even if you wear a condom with them there's a strong possibility that's not going to be enough to save your ass.


Plus, there's another thing that's dangerous about fucking with street walkers to consider, they could set you up to get robbed or killed. I don't know about you but I think that one of the last things a mother fucker wants to worry about when their trying to get their fuck on is getting robbed. I mean it could be pretty fucking embarrassing to end up having to explain to a cop how you got robbed while you were trying to get some pussy that you've paid for. I've seen it happen to at least a couple of guys out there. They thought that they were going to get a good fuck, instead they got fucked but not the way they were looking for.


These guys were so bent on getting their fuck on that they pretty much left themselves open to get set up. They were too busy trying to bust some papa loads with some chick with monster curves that they put themselves in a dangerous situation that could have cost them their lives if it already didn't. They didn't think that, unlike prostitutes in brothels, street walkers aren't registered with the state, and therefore if something does happen, i.e. they get robbed, they are fucking shit out of luck.


When dealing with a street walker, they don't really have any set of rules to follow in order to make their money. Sure it might be more cheaper than going to a brothel but in this type of shit being cheap could end up costing you more than you think. There have many mother fuckers out there that have been burned by some hooker that they met out on the street, one way or the other. Either she gave them the gift that keeps on giving or they ended up not giving up the pussy but either robbing the trick, as they call them, or setting up the trick to be robbed.


So, when you consider all that shit, it shouldn't come as a surprise that LVPD have been taking steps to ensure that people looking for a good time in Vegas, that includes fucking, are safe. I mean a majority of their paychecks come from the taxes paid from the money that people spend in the casinos, so you've got to expect that they are going to protect the hand that feeds them. They aren't going to just let anybody such as pimps, street walkers, and drug dealers, hurt them making their money off of the millions that come to the city to test their luck at the casinos.


Las Vegas would lose a lot of business, if people didn't feel safe, so the LVPD has to make sure that they keep on top of shit like that. They are inclined to make sure that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. So, you know that means that they are going to eliminate any threat out there that comes up and street prostitution is one of those things. So, if you're looking for some ass, don't be cheap, get your ass up and go to one of the brothels they have out there, at least that way you don't have to worry about catching anything and risk being killed trying to get some pussy. It's just a thought.


Well, I've got to go, wrap that rascal if she's nasty don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

 

 

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