A Night Out with the Boys............

Now We Already Know How this Ended Up!

Let's face it we all want to hang out with our friends sometimes. We want to just kick back and unwind having some good fun after catching hell from work all week. We want to hang out for a little while and there's nothing wrong with doing that but you know just like I know there's at least one of your friends that you can't take anywhere with you. You don't want to admit it but you know what I'm talking about.


Just in case you don't know what I'm talking about, let me break it down for you. We all got that one friend that usually gets you into some combat zone type shit that could end up having you taking a trip to jail before the end of the night. This mother fucker usually can't keep their mouth shut when they need to and because of it, they end up getting you into shit that you don't want to be into. These are the people that you can't take anywhere with you because they are nothing but trouble.


I'm pretty sure that this mother fucker has gotten you thrown out of clubs before. They are the reason that you can't be in the VIP anymore because you fucked up and took them to your favorite hangout and they ass did some stupid shit that got both of you kicked the fuck out. It wasn't your fault that they were up in the club acting like fucking fools and you were kicked out with them because they came with you.


What's even worse is when these mother fuckers try to fight the fucking bouncers, knowing they can't fucking fight. I mean it's one thing to get kicked out of the club but then to have to get into a fight with the bouncers because your loud, rowdy, fucked up in the head ass friend decides he wants to try to kick the bouncer's ass because he's not going to be nobody's bitch, that's even more fucked up. So, like a good friend you try to get the bouncer, who's beating his ass, up off of him and the bouncer starts in on your ass because he thinks that you're going to try to jump him. Now, you're in a fight that you might or might not could win because your friend couldn't keep his fucking mouth shut and keep his hands to himself.


And even if you manage to win the fight, you're not going to be welcome at that club anymore that you love because you get to see those hot chicks with big tits, round asses that even if you can't get a date with or fuck, you could at least enjoy watching them shaking their asses on the dance floor while you're enjoying your drink. Plus there was always a chance that you could've gotten some street blowjobs from some of those chicks that were hanging at the club looking for Mr. Camel Toe but that all got fucked up because your buddy decided to start some shit because he was being turned down for pussy.


Or how about when you get pulled over by the cops? I'm pretty sure that same friend is usually the one that ends up getting your car searched because they just can't keep their fucking mouth shut. They just have to go mouthing off to the police more than gagging whores giving a big cock some deep throat love. It's pretty fucking embarrassing when you're handcuffed face down in the street and the police searching your car while people are riding past your ass shaking their heads.


You would think that mother fucker would keep his mouth closed but just like the sum dum cunt he is, he keeps running his mouth to the point where you would slap the fuck out of him if your hands weren't cuffed. The more his mouth runs the more the cops are searching your car and the closer you are to going to jail behind his bullshit. You might even end up jailed because you're friend might just be carrying some illegal shit on them. It's fucked up and it sucks ass. So what is a guy to do?


Well, one you could start finding you some friends that you could take out with you, I'm talking about friends that are less likely going to get you into a situation where you are most likely going to end up getting your ass kick by the police at the end of the night. I'm talking about friends who know how to shut the fuck up when you're getting pulled over by the cops. I'm talking about a friend that draws women to you instead of have women running away from you or trying to get somebody to kick your ass. I'm talking about a friend who's idea of having a good time does consist of you having to get thrown out of the club like you're a fucking rag doll.


Or maybe you already have a woman. Wouldn't you like to go out with your friend or friends once without your woman worrying about if she's going to have to spend the bill money for bail money because your fucked up friend might get you thrown in jail at the end of the night? I'm pretty sure that you would just love not to have to get into an argument with your woman because she's worried about you going out with that at least one fucked up friend that you got because she just knows that shit is going to lead to trouble.


That's why you've got to find some safe friends. These friends are going to be more interesting in keeping you both out of trouble. The reason being is because more than fucking likely they know how to act around people. These are the people that you don't see getting thrown out of clubs or helping you to get your ass kicked by the police. They are usually peacemakers. These type of friends are easy to find because you'll see that they get along with pretty much anybody and those that they don't they are most likely to stay the fuck away from.


Here's another plus to having one of those good friends that you could take anywhere, more than likely you might not even get pulled over by the cops. And if you do get pulled over by the cops it's a chance that you won't end up getting a ticket or even getting your ass thrown to the ground and your ass whipped by a bunch of cops, looking to let off their frustrations about not getting home in time to fuck their wives, while they are searching your car for shit that your friend probably hid in your car without you knowing.


I don't know about you but I know that I don't want to be hanging around a friend that I have to pat down before giving them a ride in my car. I mean that shit could be fucking frustrating. And let's just say that you don't frisk their crazy as and they decide, while riding in your car to light up a fucking joint with the windows down, and you just happen to pull up beside a cop at a stop light that had a bad fucking day. You just know your crazy ass friend is going to do something to get you pulled over, like blow smoke towards the police officer and say, "fuck you pig, I'll kick your ass.'


Now, don't think that one cop car is going to pull your ass over. Oh no, it's going to be like about two or three depending on how much they feel like kicking a mother fuckers ass. The next thing you know your ass is on the ground getting the shit kicked out of you while in handcuffs because your crazy ass friend just will not shut the fuck up. Sure you might just end up winning a lawsuit but the fact of the matter is that you just caught an ass whipping from the cops when this shit could have all been avoided had you not let that mother fucker ride in your car in the first place.


I could go on and on about this shit but I think that you get the picture. If you don't then I’m going to tell you, point blank, get your ass some safe ass friends. Safe ass friends are just like I said safe. You don't have to worry about a mother fucking thing when you're with a friend that is safe. You could do what you want to but I know for a fact that since I've start hanging around safe ass friends, I don't have to worry about the police, getting kicked out of places or shit like that. The choice is yours.

Well, I've got to go, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

 

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