Stop being Somebody's Bitch: Pull Your Fucking Pants Up

You can pretty much tell that they're somebody's bitch.

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one that thinks it's stupid for dudes to walk around with their pants hanging off their asses showing the whole world their boxers. I mean what's the fucking point of even wearing pants if you are going to show everybody your underwear anyway. If you're going to walk around with your pants off your ass then you might as well not wear any pants at all because no matter what anybody says having your pants hanging off your ass is not a style it's a fucking disgrace.


A lot of people don't know this but the whole pants hanging off the ass thing started in prison. Guys would walk around with their pants hanging off their asses with their boxers showing to show whose bitch they were or that they were available to get fucked. Yup that's right my fellow pervs they were pretty much showing who fucked them in the ass and was a message to all the rest of the prisoners that they actually belonged to somebody or be fucked. Interesting shit huh?


Just like styles start, some mother fucker seen this one day thought it was cool to do and then they start doing it. That's just about how a lot of things start. Now for the most part styles have actually been cool but there are styles that make us wonder what they fuck were they thinking? This one is no exception.


Let's just think about this shit for a minute, I mean when you see a mother fucker walking around with their pants hanging off their ass you tend to think that they are playing fuck that twink. I mean I would think so because what man would walk around showing the whole world his underwear, unless something's not exactly right with them? You would think that the last thing these guys would want to do is show the world that they are somebody's bitch but it seems like more and more guys are doing that shit.


What really gets to me is the fact that there are chicks out there that actually like guys like that. I don't really know why I guess they think that it makes the guy sexy because they have their underwear showing the whole world. Honestly, I can't see what a chick would find sexy about that shit because you would think that they would be repulsed by that shit. I mean the mother fucker is walking around like they have a load of shit in their pants. There's no possible way that could be sexy or maybe I'm wrong.


Anyway, you find chicks actually going for these so called thugs and shit. Somehow some of them are actually eager to give these dudes some top shelf pussy because they think that the fact that they are showing the whole world their underwear is making a statement or some shit like that. Maybe that's it or maybe it's not but you've got to admit that's one fucked up way of thinking.


Seeing these chicks walking around with these dudes tend to make you think that something is wrong with them. I know I do. As a matter of fact, I know that it has to be something wrong with these chicks. There has to be if you would even allow yourself to be seen with some mother fucker walking around with his pants off his ass like he's looking for some gay big cock sex. It's pretty much like telling the world that you like to get fucked in the ass so to speak.


Shit has gotten so bad with these mother fuckers with their pants hanging off their ass to the point where a lot places are making it against the law, which is fucked because you would think that you wouldn't have to make a law telling people not to wear their pants sagging but it seems like it has to be done. I don't understand why, I mean has it really got to the point where the government has to make a fucking law that has to tell people how to dress? It certainly does seem like it, doesn't it?


Well, I guess it's due to the fact that the public has gotten fucking tired of seeing mother fuckers walking around with their pants off their ass and honestly who the fuck could blame them. I mean if you're going to walk around with your pants hanging off your ass, why not cut out the middle man and just walk around in your mother fucking underwear because that's pretty much what you're doing anyway? It makes no sense to walk around with pants on if you're going to show the whole world your asses in public anyway.


You can call me old fashioned if you want to but I was taught that men don't wear their pants hanging off their ass, at least real men don't. Plus, I was told that the only somebody that needs to know what kind of underwear you're wearing are the one that's washing them and the chick you're about to fuck. Those are the only mother fuckers that need to know what the fuck your underwear looks like.


And another thing if you want to show the world your ass, why wear underwear at all? I mean you are trying to show the whole world that you're a bitch anyway so why not go all the way and don't wear any underwear at all when you've got your pants hanging off your ass? At least that way you could save money on underwear because it's apparent that you want everybody to look at your ass anyway.


You know what I find funny is that it's these guys with their pants hanging off their asses are usually the mother fuckers that are treating chicks fucked up anyway. What's even more funny is that these chicks put up with these guys being Mr. Anal with them and shit until the point where they end up on talk shows trying to change these mother fuckers or some shit like that but that's another story.


What's even more funny to me is the fact that it seems like there are more mother fuckers these days trying to be thugs than real men. I mean what the fuck happened to wanting to be a man? What is it not stylish to look like you deserve respect anymore? I don't know but it sure as fuck seems like it don't it?


I know one thing, you wouldn't catch me doing that shit. I don't give a fuck what the style is. There's no style out there that's worth me looking like a damn fool just to impress some chick out there that might not be even worth fucking or some other dude out there to show that I could be one of the cool kids and shit. I would rather look like I've got some respect for myself. Now, I'm not knocking styles and shit, I just think that a style should make you look good not make you look like you should be on the FBI's most wanted list.


And anyway you wouldn't want some chick that like guys that do that shit anyway. If she'll fuck guys that walk around like that then it's a pretty good possibility that she would fuck anything out there. I mean who wants some chick that would open their legs to any dude that doesn't have any respect for themselves? I know I damn sure wouldn't, that's how you end up catching diseases and shit.


Plus, think about this, what if you have to run? I don't mean run from the cops exactly but like run to try to talk to some hottie that you want to give you some deep throat love. I don't think that it would make a good first impression if you end up tripping over your pants because you're trying to look like a thug. It might be some fucking funny shit to put on youtube that's about all it's good for, nothing more.


It's kind of weird when you think about it that more mother fuckers want to look like thugs and not real men. I mean I would rather a chick see me as a real man than a thug. One of the things that I've learned about women is that they love a real man that makes them feel safe. That's one mother fucker that you could be sure's going to get the pussy anytime he wants it and without hesitation.


With a thug women have to worry about them ending up in prison and shit. Sure they might date that thug for a while until they get locked up and then they'll be fucking around with some other mother fucker while they are gone. I mean when you think about that shit, it's enough to make you not want to be a thug or at least I think so.


I don't think there's a mother fucker out there that would want to imagine their woman fucking somebody else when they are gone better or less locked up because they wanted to be a thug so bad. I mean there's no woman that wants to end up waiting for their man to get out of jail to give them the pussy. Sure she might fuck her toy or her finger for a little while but she's going to get tired of that shit and go out there looking for some real dick. So all the time you're up in prison trying to keep from being Bubba's little bitch, she's out there getting all backroom MILF with some dudes that have shocking cocks fucking her every time her pussy gets wet.


Unless you're the type of mother fucker that doesn't care, you really don't want to even have the thought in your mind that your woman would fuck somebody else. That’s pretty much the last thing that you want to cross your mind but it's more likely to happen if your ass is locked up. So that being said, it's better not to be a thug because a thug has to hustle to get pussy but a real man can get pussy anytime he wants. Remember that.


Getting back to the whole sagging pants shit. Stop being somebody's bitch, wear your pants like a man. You'll end up finding more women that way and notice that I said women not little girls. Women want a man not a little boy, so if you're a real man, you should be wearing your pants like one. The only time your pants should be sagging is when you're getting some quick pussy. It's just a thought.

Well, I've got to go, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

 

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