Take Your Time with that Shit

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I think one of the biggest mistakes that people make in relationships is going into another relationship when they know that good and fucking well that they aren't ready for that shit. I mean sure I understand that we get used to the fact of having somebody around when we are lonely and horny my fellow pervs, it's a given, but getting into a new relationship before you've got a chance to get over your old one is not ever a good idea and it usually always ends badly. This is some shit that I speak from experience.


When I look back at all the relationships that I had in the past, I could tell you some shit about jumping into to shit with your eyes wide shut. You tend to end up learning some shit after you've had some failed relationships because you was so lonely that you pretty much hooked up with anybody without really getting to know them or even trying to find out where the fuck your last relationship went wrong. That shit really counts.


I started thinking about that shit when I was having a few beers with a friend of mine as we talked about his failed marriage with his soon to be ex-wife. He was also telling me about some chick that he just met and how much he liked her and shit. Well, I think it's good to move on but it's only good to start another relationship when you're ready to move on to that shit because if you don't then you're going to end up in the same shit that you just got out of.


Let me explain. I know when you first break up with your ex it's like anal hell because you're used to having somebody in your life and shit. At first you might be still pissed off because the mother fucker just did some shit that wasn't forgivable or whatever led you to the point where you just started calling them gagging whores and other shit like that but after a while you start missing them or feeling lonely. When you start feeling lonely that's when you end up seeking out somebody that would cure your loneliness.


You know what I'm talking about that feeling that you end getting when you start getting drunk or whatever feeling lonely as well as horny as a mother fucker and pretty much looking for somebody that will put you in the cumshot oasis because you want to have somebody around to take the place of that mother fucker that you left. So what do you do? You go out in search tonight's girlfriend or tonight's boyfriend, depending on what your preference is and you pretty much end up having some cum fu with somebody who you might not be sure that you want to be with but they ended up showing up at the right time.


One thing that people seem to forget is that it's not a good fucking idea to start another relationship when you just got out of the other one and haven't had time to get over it. Plus, it's not a good idea to date somebody that just got out of a relationship especially when you are not trying to be with them. I mean it should be pretty much a given but people tend to do it time and time again.


Let's look at the whole jumping into a new relationship when you're not ready for it shit. Let's just say that in your last relationship that who you was with treated you bad and shit. You're all done with them and don't want to see any mother fucker like them, you're so pissed about the shit that when you think about them that you are thinking of ways to get back at them and shit. Here comes along some dude or some chick that’s been checking you out and shit.


You start telling them about how bad that bitch or mother fucker treated you and they listen to you talk shit about them. They start telling you how you are too good for that and that you should be with somebody like them. They continue to listen to you because they are so bent on either you giving them the big sausage pizza or some pussy and needless to say you end up fucking them and that my fellow pervs is where the shit begins.


What we don't tend to think about is that person might have been looking for a fuck just like we were at the time and they really didn't want to be tied down to one person. They more than likely ended up getting with you because they saw how it could benefit them (remember the saying "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?), or they might have actually wanted to get with you because they saw what kind of person you are. Either way, you weren't actually ready for it and you ending up jumping in ass first.


Rebound relationships have ended up topics for talk shows for years. I mean why in the fuck do you think that they have started doing lie detector tests and shit? That shit makes for good ratings. Otherwise they wouldn't give a fuck about the whole shit.


Anyway rebound relationships are not good at all because you're pretty much putting yourself into a situation that you don't really want to be in. You might not think that shit at the time but you soon find yourself trying to find out what the fuck did you got yourself into and you might just find yourself comparing who you're with now to who you were with. That's not a good thing at all because you end up possibly ruining a relationship that could possibly be the one that you were looking for all along.


Believe it or not, when you just plain jump into another relationship without really getting over the one that you just got out of, you end up comparing who you're with to who you were with. You tend to think that the one that you are with now is going to do you the same way the one that you left alone. You end up paranoid about whether or not they is going to treat you the same way, cheat on you or some other shit like that because that's what happened to you the last time. In other words, you end up being blind to a lot of shit.


You end up carrying your trash around on your back so to speak and that's not a good thing when you go into a new relationship. When you end up doing that, you end up with the one that you don't want and not the one that you do want. That's why it's a good idea to make sure that when you start a new relationship that you are ready to start a new relationship. Then and only then will you end up with somebody that you do want and not somebody that you don’t want.


Like I said before, I know from experience how that shit works. Before me and the future Mrs. WANG got together we were friends for a good while before we were actually sure that we wanted to be in a relationship and let me tell you we couldn't be more happier. We actually ended up trusting each other more, being more honest with each other, we don't hide shit from each other and so on and so on.


Now, I'm not saying that it will be perfect because you are going to have your fights sometimes but most of the time you are going to be happy that you've found each other because you make each other so happy.


Another plus to not just jumping into a relationship is that you wouldn't have to worry about trying to figure out if they really want to be with you or if they are just with you to get something out of you. I mean think of how much mother fucking time could have been saved from you dealing with somebody that might of didn't really give a fuck about you, or how much you could have enjoyed your current relationship, if you took the time to actually get over your past relationship before you started a new one.


Now, I'm not saying that you shouldn't fuck if you have the chance because people do get horny. What I'm saying is that you shouldn't be so quick to jump into a relationship or even judge somebody because you ended up fucking on the first night. I'm saying take your time with that shit, don't rush shit. Have your fun and get to know somebody and make sure that when you do get in a relationship that it's something that both of you really want and not just one of you, relationships tend to work out better that way.


It's something that you should really think about because it could save you the trouble of lie detector tests, DNA tests and other shit like that. It could end up saving you having to deal with somebody that you don't like for 18 years or more because you've got a kid or kids from them. Or it could even save you a lot of time and money. Now when you think about all that shit then there should be good enough reason for you to wait until you're sure that you are ready to start another relationship. Just saying.


Anyway, it's time for me to go again my fellow pervs. Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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