Take Your Ass Home

Even He Thinks That You Should Take Your Home.

When it comes to cheating housewives or cheaters in general. There's a lot of things that should be considered. How can you get mad with somebody cheating on you if you are never around? The way I see it you can't because like I have said many times before if you are not fucking your mate then somebody else will. Sure you could say that shit ain't right and you could call your cheating man or woman all the top notch bitches in the world but the truth is that mother fuckers get tired of being put on the back burner. And when that happens you could be pretty fucking sure that they will be looking somewhere else to get it.


This happened to a friend of mine, he wasn't spending enough time with his woman and she ended up cheating on him. Now, I know that you might be saying the same thing that I've heard people say before, "even though he was spending enough time with her, she still shouldn't of cheated," and I agree with you. She shouldn't have but he should have been taking his ass home and spending time with her instead of running in the streets. I know that sounds harsh but it's the fucking truth.


Now, I'm not saying that he should have been up her ass. I mean everybody deserves a little time to hang out with friends but when you are spending too much time with your friends or away from home, you have to expect that your man or woman is going to be lonely without you. Add the fact that you don't answer your phone when she calls and you've got the makings of a possibility of her cheating with the fuck next door.


It's like I had told my friend before if you don't fuck her somebody else will. There are just many horny mother fuckers out there who would just love to get away with fucking a chick with no strings attached. If they could do it and get away with it then they will. They don't give a fuck about the fact that they are in a relationship or married, if they could get the pussy they are going to get it and if you aren't spending time with your woman like you should then you might as well say that you served her pussy to the other man on a silver platter.


Now, I know that you want to unwind when you get done with your work and have a few beers with the boys. There's nothing wrong with that but when you're coming in late all the time and not spending time with your woman, she's going to find somebody that will and more than likely they are going to end up fucking them. They will feel justified in doing that shit because instead of spending time with them, you're always gone and never home.


Also, if you're not picking up the phone or lying to her about where you are, expect them to find out sooner or later that you aren't where you say you are. When that happens they are going to wonder what you're out there doing or who you're out there doing if you aren't picking up the phone or lying about where you are. My friend was guilty of both of these things. He was out there hanging out with people that his woman didn't like and instead of being truthful to her, he would either lie or not pick up the phone at all.


If you ask me, he set himself up for his woman to cheat on him and I've told him that. When he was out there spending more time around his friends or whatever, lying to his woman and not spending enough time with her, he pretty much set himself up to get cheated on. He kept on doing that shit and because of it, his wife ended up getting the big sausage pizza from another guy. It was something that was bound to happen and I'm sorry that I was right about the many times that I told him that it would happen if he didn't start spending time with his woman.


What a lot of mother fuckers fail to understand is that when you don't spend time with your mate, you leave room for some mother fucker XXX to end up breaking you up. You end up putting yourself in a position where somebody could drive a wedge in your fucking relationship and they will surely do it to get what they want. These mother fuckers don't care how long you've been together, or how many kids you have, they just want to fuck and to think about it, who doesn't want to fuck a MILF? I’m pretty sure that you wouldn't find many out there that don't.


Anyway, you never know who could be after your mate these days. It could be one of your friends, family or somebody you don't know. They could be waiting for you to slip up so that they could end up in your bedroom fucking your man or woman. If you are not spending enough time with your man or woman and showing them some love, then you are leaving the door open for somebody end up in your bed when you're gone. When that happens then you can't really blame anybody for that but yourself.


You could get mad with your woman or man if you want to but just remember if you wasn't there like you're supposed to, they are going to find somebody that will. Then more than likely you'll be the last one to know about it. They are going to let you do your thing and all the while they are going to doing their thing with somebody else playing you for a fool.


Now, I'm not saying that you need to be up your man or woman's ass 24/7. I mean we've all got to work and have a little 'me' time. What I am saying is that you shouldn't lie and you should spend enough time with your man or woman. When you do that they won't have the notion to cheat and you don't even have to worry about them doing it. Cheating would be the furthest thing from their minds and you don't have to worry about them having big fat creampies with somebody else.


The whole fucking point is that if you are in a relationship, then you need to act like it. The whole lying shit and not spending time with your man or woman shit gets old. Before long you'll end up being caught and they might or might not say anything to you about it. They might just keep it in and figure what's good for the goose is good for the gander. They'll figure since you're not going to give them the time of day then they'll go out there and fuck somebody else.


It's a fucking shame that it takes somebody cheating on people before they take notice that they should be spending time with their mate. I mean when you get in a fucking relationship, you are supposed to act like it too. Relationships are not things that you act like you are in when you want to. A relationship is a full time fucking thing. You can't just take it for granted because you'll end up losing it, if you are not careful. By the way lying to each other is not good neither.


As far as the whole thing with my friend goes, I'm sorry to say but I don't really feel sorry for him. I know that's some fucked up shit to say but honestly he put himself in the position to get cheated on. Sure you're supposed be able to trust your mate but trust goes both ways and is not a one sided thing. You can't expect somebody to trust you if you are not willing to trust them because it's not going to work that way. Simple as that.


My friend didn't trust his woman, add the fact that he lied to her and wasn't spending enough time with her, he pretty much put himself into that situation. I mean you can't be spending all your time with your friends and away from your man or woman. They might put up with that shit for a little while but they aren't going to put up with it for long. They are going to get tired and they are going to end up cheating on you and don't think that they won't because you would be wrong.


He ended up learning the hard way just like a lot of other people that you've got to put your relationship first. I mean who wants to be in a relationship where their man or woman doesn't show them any attention? I'm pretty sure there's not too many people out there that would. I mean if that's the case then they would rather be alone so that they could fuck anybody they want. Point blank, nobody wants to be in a relationship that they think is meaningless.


That's one of the reasons that I tell people to take their asses home. If they are at home when they are supposed to be instead of out there running the streets, they wouldn't have to worry about a mother fucker cheating on them. If they were taking their asses home, they wouldn't have to worry about a mother fucker being in their bed while they are not at home. If they were taking their asses home………….well, I'm pretty sure you got the point.


And plus there's got to be some trust there. I mean my friend pretty much fucked up the trust in his relationship by telling lies or not picking up his phone when she calls him. That right there is what ended up fucking the trust up in the relationship because he wasn't being truthful with her. I mean how in the fuck do you expect your man or woman to tell you the truth if you're lying to them all the time? Shit doesn't work like that. He should have told her the truth in the first place and not lie so that she wouldn't argue with him because it ended up making her not trust his ass when he told her something.


Lies have a way of catching up with you and that's been a fact that has been proven many times over. Yet it seems like nobody gets the point. You have to treat people like you want to be treated and that shit is even more true when you are in a relationship. If you lie to your man or woman, then you can't expect them to tell you the truth. If you don't trust them, then you can't expect them to trust you. If you are not spending time with them then you can't expect them to be faithful to you.


If you want a good relationship with your woman, learn how to take your ass home point blank. You can't expect to have a good relationship with your man or woman if you are making it hard for you to have one. Sure nagging sucks but it sucks even worse when you are giving people something to nag at you about. My friend pretty much gave his woman something to nag about when he was lying and staying away from home more than he should of been. Then when his woman stopped nagging him, because she just figured he was going to do what he was going to do anyway, and ended up cheating.


The moral of the story here my fellow pervs is that you cannot expect to have a good relationship if you are not acting like you're in one. If you're going to be in a relationship and act like you're not, then it's better for you not to be in one at all. If you're going to spend more time away from home and with your friends more than you spend with your man or woman, it's best that you don't have a relationship and just be single. It's just some food for thought.

It's time for me to have some fun with the future Mrs. WANG. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

 

 

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