Have a Conversation with Your Cock

See this guy knows how important it is to have a conversation with your cock.

I knew that would get your attention like chicks with big tits, round asses that walk past you on the street. You're probably thinking to yourself, "what the fuck is he talking about have a conversation with my dick?" I know that’s what I would be thinking if I saw an article saying some shit like that. I would be curious about what the fuck they are talking about. Well, I'm about to lay it out for you so keep your socks on and get ready to laugh because this shit is gonna be good.


Now, what I mean by having a conversation with your dick is watch who you are out there sticking your dick in. I know when you see some extreme naturals chicks walking around you all looking so fucking good that you want to go on a fucking spree like you're one of the pornstar legends but you have to be fucking careful about that shit. Some pussy is not worth getting let me tell you not every good looking chick that you see is Naughty America material.


I know you might be saying well if she looks fuckable that she is fuckable but that’s not really true. She might seem like she's worthy of you laying some monster cock to but you'll end up finding out later on that you'll end up regretting that you even thought about fucking her. I'm pretty sure that there are a few of you know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about that chick that you was so sure that you wanted to get the dirty masseur treatment from but later wished that you hadn't so much as got street blowjobs from because it turned out she was just a straight up bitch.


Oh yes, I've had a few chicks in my life like that. I've been down that road of fucking some chick and wished I hadn't later on. I mean it was pretty much like bait and switch. They have you thinking that you're getting one of the best women in the world but then you find out later on that you have just entered anal hell because she ends up turning out being that crazy bitch that you're always trying to keep from fucking because you just know she's going to end up doing some crazy shit.


Sure when you fuck some chicks it's a crap shoot. I mean at first you are thinking about how good their ass look and how much you would like to lay some serious fucking to them. You're not thinking about how crazy her ass might be, you're thinking about how much you want to fuck them and how many times you can fuck her. You're thinking about how good the pussy might be and shit like that. You're not thinking that you're going to end up having to get a restraining order in the end because she's keying up your car because you didn't return her phone calls or that you might find a brick in the windshield of your car when you wake up in the morning. No you're not thinking about that shit, you're just thinking about fucking.


I'm pretty sure that just about every guy out there doesn't think when he's getting some round mound of ass from some hot chick that he just met, that he'll end up regretting the day that he stuck his dick in that chick but it does happen. It's just like a friend of mine that's been known to be a straight up MILF hunter. He's been through that situation quite a few times and you would think that he would have learned his lesson by now about fucking with random chicks but he gets off from feeling like he's apart of the pimp parade fucking random chicks.


The only good thing about what he does is that he doesn't have any kids by these chicks. Thank goodness for that because he would really be fucked. You could say at least he has some common sense but when it comes to choosing women he's stupid as fuck. He ends up fucking chicks that he later has to put restraining orders on because he's played them to the point where they want to fucking kill him and that's not a good thing. I'm pretty surprised he hasn't caught anything just fucking random chicks but I guess he's just a lucky mother fucker when it comes to that.


If I told you how many chicks he's got restraining orders on you would be gaping because he's got quite a few out there. I don't know honestly why he does it but I know one fucking thing his luck is going to end up running out. He fucks with so many crazy chicks that I'm surprised that his ass is not in the witness protection program or some shit like that. I hardly even hang around his ass because I don't want to accidentally get hit with something that was meant for him.


Anyway, enough about my friend. Let's talk about the chicks that you don't want to even think about fucking. These chicks seem normal as fuck on the outside but on the inside they are just some crazy top notch bitches just waiting to get out. They act all normal and shit but don't get on their fucking bad side because you will surely end up paying for that shit in a way that you don't want to and God help you if you get them pregnant or even lay the dick on them better than they have ever had before, you will seriously be fucked then.


If you don't believe me just ask one of your friends that got that crazy baby mama who's always showing up at their house or some shit like that. They will tell you that they regret the day that they stuck their dick inside her crazy ass because of all the shit that those chicks do. They can't even keep a girlfriend because every time they try to get with somebody, that chick just shows up and starts some shit. These guys usually don't end up staying in one place and they have to keep moving because everywhere they move somehow that chick finds out where they live.


I think it's because the guy is stupid enough to go back and fuck with her ass again after they've broken up.


Now, I know that you're saying, "why would he go back and sleep with a chick that he's already broken up with?" Well, I'm going to tell you the truth and some of you might get upset with me but I don't give a fuck because it's the fucking truth. The reason why he ends up sleeping with her again is that when she comes around him she always makes sure that she's wearing something sexy and she starts saying some good shit to him. Now the guy thinks that he could get away with fucking her again and his new woman doesn't have to know but she ends up finding out anyway because the chick finds her number while his dumb ass is passed out on the bed after fucking her.


You see, he was thinking with the head of his dick and not the one that he was supposed to think with. If the mother fucker did then his dumb ass wouldn't have fucked her in the first place. Now, his ex or baby mama has got the phone number of his new woman and she's about to start some shit. He thought that he could get away with it because he locked his phone with a code but the chick either figured out the code or tricked him into to giving her the code, and then starts the drama.


Now, this shit could have been all been avoided if he talked to his dick before he even got around his ex or baby mama because he knows how crazy that chick is in the first place. He knows because that's part of the reason why he's not with her crazy ass now but he chose to listen to his dick and fuck her, so now he's about to go through some bullshit because of it.


He chose to fuck her even though his brain was going, "NO, NO, NO, HELL NO!" He was listening to his cock that was telling him, "she's looking damn good. Let's fuck her one more damn time man. Nobody has to know. She doesn't know your girl or where you're living now. We can get away with it. Trust me man, we can pull this shit off. Let's do this man, come on."


Needless to say which head that he listened to and she knows that he's thinking about fucking her, that's what she wanted that's why she made sure that she wore some sexy shit. She already had in mind that she was going to give him some deep throat love, pussy and possibly even ass to make sure that she gets what the fuck out of him. She's crazy and already had the shit planned out from the get go. She knew that he was going to want to fuck, and she was going to make sure that he would fuck her. She set everything up that way, just because she's crazy doesn't mean that she's not clever.


So they fuck and they go at it so much that he falls asleep after he busts that nut. While he's sleeping she goes through his phone and finds every number that she can. She's even taking pictures of them in the bed together from his phone, probably her phone too, and sending it to his new woman or just keeping it for evidence. They whole time he doesn't know anything. Gets up in the morning and probably gets one more fuck in before he leaves.


If he would have had his dick under control before he got there, he could have avoided all the bullshit but because he was stupid enough to listen to his dick, he's in for a whole world of trouble. All because he couldn't keep his cock in his pants, he's dealing with baby mamma drama from his crazy ex. And you know what that means, that's right, another headline for the Maury show.


Now, thinking about that shit should make you think about having a conversation with your dick. I know that thinking about that shit makes me want to have a conversation with my dick and I don't even have to because I've got more sense that. I'm not saying I'm better than any other guy, I'm just saying that my ass has gotten a lot smarter over the years.


Speaking of talking to crotches, the conversation I feel like having right now is with some pussy. The future Mrs. WANG's pussy to be exact. I think it's about time for my cock and her pussy to have another long conversation, if you know what I mean. So until next time, wrap that rascal, if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

 

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