Fuck of the Irish

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Oh yes my fellow pervs St. Patrick's Day is back again and it's looking good. Sure I know that it sucks that the holiday, where getting shitfaced is a must, landed on a Monday but that doesn't mean that you can't still have a good time. You could still get shitfaced and have a good time even though you might have to go to work the next day. Plus, you could even call in sick if you've got some sick days saved up, which is something that I'm pretty sure that a lot of mother fuckers are going to be doing Tuesday morning.


Some of us, started the celebration Friday and haven't stopped drinking all weekend. I know that I know quite a few people that have done that. I mean you don't have to be Irish to celebrate the holiday, you just have to love to drink and have fun which pretty much St. Patrick's day is all about. Well, that's not all it's about and I'm pretty fucking sure that you know that.


Anyway, St. Patrick's Day is not just about parades and drinking. It could also about getting lucky for those mother fuckers looking to pump that ass. Oh yes, this holiday does have some great potential for those who want to fuck. You don't even have to have a woman to put nuts on sluts, you just have to be willing to get your fuck on. That means that while the green beer's a flowing, you could definitely get a blowing.


If there's one thing that I've found out about holidays spent in bars where everybody's drinking, it's that there's always a potential for some fucking going on at the end of the night. That fucking going on could be between people in a relationship after they've got shitfaced together at a bar or it could be going on between two complete strangers. For some reason, I think it's something in the green beer that makes people horny by the end of the night. I don't know but I do know one thing's for sure there's definitely a lot of fucking going on during St. Patrick's Day.


There's one thing for sure there's not going to be any jacking off done by anybody St. Paddy's day unless the mother fucker just says the wrong shit. Other than that people will be getting laid left and right. There's going to be so much fucking going on that it will make Mike's Apartment look like Sesame Street. The bars are going to filled during the day and the hotels and other places are going to be filled up towards the end of the night.


I think it's pretty fucking safe to say that a lot of chicks are going to be getting some sperm cocktails besides the green beer and other shit that they will be drinking. If there's one thing that I've seen about women and drinking, it's that women tend to get hornier when they drink. Smoking weed has been known to make women horny too but that's something for another time.


St. Patrick's Day gives some women another reason to be slutty squirters fucking some random guy out there or even their own guy and doing some x rated shit that they had been thinking about for a long time. If it's ever brought up again then they could always say that the green beer or drinks that they were tossing down at the bar. They could just blow it off as they drank too much, while the whole time they know they're lying their asses off. It just goes to show that every good girl has a backroom MILF waiting to get out, she's just waiting for the right time and the right excuse to do it.


If I've said it once, I've said it a million times, there are just some women out there looking for a reason to let their slut side out. Getting drunk on a holiday gives them that outlet to be the MILF next door fucking with anybody they want to and being able to blame it on the alcohol just makes it easier for them not to look like gagging whores who would just fuck anybody. They want to keep that good girl image and make it look like they fucked and sucked who they did because they were drunk.


Anyway, this day is a good one for all you horny mother fuckers looking for some good hot fucking or sloppy sex depending on who you end up with and how much you drink. If you want to remember it then you'd better think twice about getting totally shitfaced drunk because there's nothing worse than getting a good fuck and not even knowing that you did, so it might just be good to just get buzzed.


Plus, you don't want to get too drunk because you might just end up trying to gnaw your arm off in the morning. You know what I mean, you might just wake up next to somebody that you don't want to be next to. You might of thought you took home a chick that looks Piper Fawn but turns out that you took home a chick that looks like a bad accident, so your ass better make sure that you drink responsibly. But then again ugly chicks need fucking too.


Well, I've got to go because I've got some good beer and some good pussy waiting on me. So until next time, Happy St. Patrick's Day, be safe, have fun, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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