Morning Fucking

That's a Good Way to Start Your Day

I tell you if there's one thing that could make you have a fucking bad day is waking up with a hard on and not being able to fuck. I'm not saying that jacking off in the shower while you are getting ready for work or to start your day couldn't hold you but it's not the same as getting some round mound of ass to start your day. I mean what horny mother fucker wouldn't love to get a good fucking going on before they get on with their fucking day? I'm pretty sure that just about any horny mother fucker would just love to get some good muffia before they go to work and shit.


It's like when you get an attitude from somebody without reason and you tell them that they need to get laid, it's probably true. They probably didn't fuck the night before or in the morning when they woke up and probably don't get it on a regular basis. You know what I'm talking about, those mother fuckers who are always acting like top notch bitches because they wake up and go to bed every night with a boner or wanting to fuck but not getting what they want.


Now, I'm no expert but I do believe that your day would be a whole lot better if you've got a good fuck in the morning or at least the night before. I know that my day goes better when I've got some morning pussy or at least some pussy with some happy tugs the night before. That good shit has you in a good mood all day long because no matter what happens during that day, you're going to be thinking about that good fuck that you got before you went to work.


Some of the best fucking sex you could get is before you go to work. I mean you'd have everybody wondering why you are smiling like a mother fucker from ear to ear. Sure you could tell them when they ask you but I think it's a lot more fun to keep them fucking guessing. As a matter of fact they don't have to fucking know that you played dirty masseur before you went to work, but you will know.


Sure, it's not guaranteed that everything would go right in your day because you had that morning fuck but you do have to admit that's one hell of a way to start your day. Who wouldn't want to have a round of bust that cherry when they wake up in the morning? I'm pretty sure that you would have a hard time finding a mother fucker out there that wouldn't. Most mother fuckers would tell you that when they wake up in the morning with a hard on that they would at least like to get some deep throat love if they couldn't get anything else. What's even better is to wake up to having your woman at least sucking your cock having you blow some massive loads.


I've been woke up in the morning many of times by the future Mrs. WANG with my hard cock in her mouth or in her pussy. As a matter of fact she's even woke me up by sitting on my face so that I could wake up to eat her tight pussy. I've never complained about that shit and I never will because that shit to me is the best way to be woke up in the morning.


Honestly, I think that fucking in the morning is good for stress. I'm not sure that some good old morning cum fu would be the key to actual overall health but if you think about it a good fuck is a good stress reliever, especially if it happens before you start your day. The whole damn world could fall apart around you and you would have a smile on your face just for the fact that you got some pussy before you went to work.


I'm pretty sure if you ask that mother fucker that's always smiling if they got some pussy before they came to work, if they don't care about you knowing they might just tell you that they did. More than fucking likely that's the shit that happened that's got them grinning ear to ear like that mother fucker on the Enzyte commercial. I'm pretty sure that you could say some fucked up shit to them and they would still have a smile on their face because more than likely they are thinking about that pussy that they got last night.


These guys are not going to be the ones that brag about their XXX proposals even with their friends because a gentleman never tells. Well at least that's what they say but there are just some times when something is so fucking good that you don't want to hold it in but more than likely he's not going to give you a play by play of the whole thing. He might tell you that he got some pussy and that's all you're going to be able to get out of him.


He's not going to be prone to tell you that he made his woman take the big swallow before he got ready for work. That's going to be some shit that he will more than fucking likely keep it to himself. He's not going to go around telling every fucking body that he got pussy before he came to work but you'll damn sure be able to tell by the smile on his face.


I would think that it's something on the minds of a lot of mother fuckers out there to get off with their slutty squirters before they start the day. I mean it would fucking suck to have to go all day with a hard on that you could use some relief from that would leave you grumpy all fucking day. It would be like a woman getting you all hard and ready to fuck then saying that she doesn't want to fuck at the last minute. You know how pissed off that would get you. I know it would piss me off too if my woman did that to me.


Anyway, that morning fuck is something that I'm sure that every man wants to have. If you're a horny mother fucker like I am then anytime is a good time to fuck. It could be in the middle of the night, early in the morning when you wake up or whatever, anytime you could get some good pussy is a good time to fuck, point blank.


Like I said anytime you could get some good pussy is a good time to fuck but there's just something about fucking in the morning that would just make you have a great fucking day. You could call it kharma or whatever but one thing is for sure you would damn sure have a good fucking day. Things could happen for you that you never thought would happen. You could even end up getting that fucking promotion that you've been wanting for a long time from your asshole of a boss. It's a chance that might not fucking happen but the point is that you would be having a good fucking day because you got some pussy.


If one thing I could tell you about fucking in the morning when it comes to me, I know that I had a good fucking day on the days that I did. I mean it seemed like nothing could get on my fucking nerves that day. I was walking around like Mr. Big Cock with a smile on my face that you couldn't get off with dynamite. It was fucking awesome to say the least and those chicks that I got a good morning fuck from, definitely including the future Mrs. WANG ended up having a good fucking day too after that.


I think that if everybody bust a good nut before they went to work would probably cut down on all the bullshit that's been going on lately. Just think of all the shit that a good morning fuck could have prevented. I'm pretty fucking sure that a lot of fucking tragedies could have been avoided if those mother fuckers could have got in a good fuck the night before or to start their day. I'm pretty fucking sure if they got to blow some monster loads before they left their houses, it's a good chance that these mother fuckers probably wouldn't have caused the tragedies that they have. Maybe so, maybe not but it’s damn sure food for thought.


I'm pretty sure that there wouldn't be that many fights going on neither if mother fuckers was getting that morning fuck in. I mean people would be pretty much a lot more easier to deal with and compromise with if they were getting their daily dose of cum fu. When I think about that shit I can't help but wonder how much shit would actually fucking get done without problem if people were getting a morning fuck. Congress and Senate might be able to balance the fucking budget right if they were getting their morning fuck on. You might have less terrorists running around committing suicide bombings looking for a reward of 100 virgins if they were getting a good fucking in the morning. I mean the fucking possibilities are endless and the benefits to everybody could be a lot fucking greater.


I know that's a lot of wishful fucking thinking from a mother fucker getting sex in the morning but I think it's a strong possibility that shit might help out with a lot of the fucking problems that we are having out there. I think that we have so many problems right now because mother fuckers are not getting enough sex better or less some good fucking in the morning. I mean just think about how good it feels to get some good fucking pussy. Now think about getting some good fucking pussy in the morning. I'm pretty sure that you’re already getting in a good fucking mood just thinking about that shit. I know that thinking about it puts me in a good fucking mood.


Anyway, good morning fucking is just something to think about or at least try. I'm pretty sure when you do your day will go a lot better. I mean it's worth a fucking try right? At least I think so and I'm pretty sure that you think so too. I ask that you try it and see how it works out for you. You might just find that it works out pretty fucking well.


Well, I've got to go get some good morning fucking in and I hope that you do the same. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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