Groundhog Day

Enter the Groundhog!

I know it's also Super Bowl Sunday but it's also another day that has been going on for many fucking years. Yes, it was also Groundhog Day. I'm pretty fucking sure that you know what Groundhog Day is, if you don't it's that fucking day where what the groundhog does actually affect the outcome of the weather for the next month or so. Or at least that's what history says.


I don't know how you feel about Groundhog Day, but my idea of Groundhog Day is when some chick hasn't shaved her pussy in a while and let it get all hairy. I mean that's at least how I think of it these days. Back in the day, I might just think of it just like any other person but you've got to remember that I'm a nasty minded mother fucker and when you're a dirty minded mother fucker you tend to think of some things if not most things as being associated with fucking.


As most of you know, I'm not really into fucking big bush beavers. I would love for a chick to be shaved or at least if she's not shaved, then at least she isn't all bushy bushy. I mean I love to eat pussy and I like to see what I'm eating. I don't like to eat pussy that's got a whole lot of hair covering it up. That's like eating food with mold on it to me. I'm not knocking chicks with hairy pussies, I'm just saying that shit is just not for me.


But as I know there are some of us out there that love hairy darlings because the sight of hair on a pussy turns them on. They would love to fuck some hot chick with unshaven pubes. There's nothing wrong with that, to each their own. You like hairy pussy, then you like hairy pussy. It's what you like and by all means that's your right.


Groundhog day could also when you want to fuck some chick without pulling your pants off and she has a skirt on. Now, if you are as nasty minded as I am, you pretty much know what that means. But for those of you who don't, that means when you want to fuck some chick that has a mini skirt of with no panties. You pull out your cock from your zipper and you fuck her without either one of you having to take your clothes off.


I'm pretty sure that you might have tried this but if you haven't, you don't know what you are fucking missing. I've done that shit at least a few times and let me tell you that's a good fucking way to give some internal violations to some little naughty nymphos. Nobody would really know what you are doing unless they are staring at you. Other than that you could be fucking and nobody would be the wiser.


I know that I've seen this quite a few times when I used to go to clubs. The woman would come in a short skirt or some tight jeans without any panties. They would find some dark place in the back of the club or something and do their fucking thing. If you've ever been to a club you know it's pretty fucking dark in there as well as crowded and you could pretty much do any fucking thing without people knowing.


You could be in the back of the club fucking your woman giving her the real workout without anybody knowing anything. I mean you could be sitting at one of the booths and your woman could be sitting on your lap and nobody would know that you both are actually fucking. I mean who the fuck would expect people to fuck inside a club? Maybe the people that work there might but everybody else is out there getting fucking drunk and having a good time. They are not thinking about you.


The groundhog day fuck doesn't just work in clubs, It could work other places too. Say that you and your woman or some chick that you want to fuck are at some other place or event where people wouldn't notice you. Let's say like a concert at night. Depending on how crowded the concert is and where it's at, people are not going to notice what the fuck you both are doing because they would have their minds focused on who's performing. They could give two shits what you are doing as long as you don’t stop them from enjoying the show.


Another place that you might be able to pull it off is at a cinema. Anybody that's ever gone to a movie knows that you could get some good fucking going on at the movies. Probably over half the kids conceived probably got conceived at the movies and shit. Their parents probably fucked during the movie and the next thing they knew they had a kid. Well, that wasn't the case all the time because their were quite a few papa loads bust inside condoms or inside napkins.


Anyway, if you are inside a dark movie theater that could be some good fucking fun. You have to make sure that you are in a part of the place where there aren't that many people. The best place for this is in back of the fucking theater most of the time. It depends on what type of theater you’re in. If you’re in one where the entrance is at the top, make sure that you sit to the corner. If you are at one where the entrance is in the middle make sure that you are all the way to the back.


The reason why I say that is because these are the less likely places that people are going to sit. Most of the time mother fuckers want to sit close to the screen as they could get. Then you have the mother fuckers that like to sit in the fucking middle. There aren't many mother fuckers that like to sit in the back so you might find that section scattered. That's a good reason to choose the back section or the corner. Plus another good thing to know, if you choose to fuck in a theater make sure that it's not opening night because most people come to the theater on opening night.


Now if you are going to a drive in that's even better because you will be in your own car. The only way that you couldn't get a good fuck at the drive-in is if you brought other mother fuckers with you. I mean who wants to try to fuck with other people in the car, unless all of you are trying to fuck then the only problem is if you have enough room to fuck that’s about it. Other than that, you've got a good place to fuck without anybody bothering you, unless the drive-in closes down before you are done.


There are more places that you could have a Groundhog day experience if you're clever. All you have to do is make sure that you both wear the right clothes and make sure that it's a place that you'll less likely get caught. Sure there would be a risk but if you know what you're doing then you don't have to worry about being caught. I know that's the fun of it anyway but you want to be able to do it and get away with it.


Well talking about this shit has made me hornier than a mother fucker. I've got to go try some of this shit with the future Mrs. WANG. So, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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