Saline Injections? Now That's Some Crazy Shit

Everybody Wants Bigger Balls

I might be late on this but I just heard some shit about saline injections. Now some of you out there may know about this shit but for those of you that don't know it's where mother fuckers inject saline in their nuts to make them bigger. You pretty much take a needle and inject that shit into your nuts. Yeah, you heard me right, you inject that shit into that sensitive area, actually in your scrotum, in order to make your nuts look bigger than what they are.


Oh yes, there are actually mother fuckers doing this shit called scrotal inflation, that makes your nuts balloon sized. I didn't even think about that shit myself until I heard some friend on facebook talking about that shit. So being the mother fucker xxx I am, you just know that I had to do my homework on this shit and that's what I did.


Well, like I said before the whole scrotal inflation thing has something to do with injecting your fucking scrotum with saline. Doing this actually makes your balls bigger than they actually are. That means if your balls are small as fuck your could pretty much take some saline and a needle and fucking inject some saline into your balls and make them bigger. So that means that you could actually make your balls look bigger than they actually are.


This might just come to be some good news for some of us who worry when it comes to the size of our cocks and balls. I mean us men always want to be some of the biggest when it comes to cocks because we want to please our women. One of the biggest things on our minds these days is not just if our dicks work but also the size of your dicks too. We pretty much want to have some monster cocks, and don't want to be thought about by our women as having a small cock and small balls.


Well, this new shit ends up giving hope to all those mother fuckers who don't want to be thought of as small when it comes to the bedroom. That just goes to show how far we would go just to be king of the cock so to speak. I'm pretty sure that one of the things that men don't want to hear when it comes to fucking is that he's not big enough to satisfy a woman. I'm pretty sure that there's not a man out there that doesn't want to hear that shit, I know that I wouldn't.


For many of us, being able to sexually satisfy our woman or any woman for that matter is something that is one of the things at the top of the list. I mean what man wouldn't want to be known for being able to lay down some jurassic cock to a woman? I'm pretty sure that most of you out there reading this has had that thought on your mind. To us, it's just one of the parts of being a man.


But anyway this whole thing about putting some solution and shit in your fucking balls is just the new thing when it comes to pleasing a woman. Yeah, I know that we don't want to admit that shit but we know that's one of the main things on our minds. We think about being able to throw down in the bedroom because that's one of the things that's important to us as me but I don't know if it's good actually trying to kill ourselves to do it.


Anyway getting back to this saline injection in the balls shit. Many guys so they could fuck like a pornstar would try anything to be able to do that. That includes pumping saline in their balls to make them look bigger than they actually are.


I haven't heard anything about mother fuckers actually doing that to their dicks too but I'm pretty sure that we are not too far from that. I mean what guy wouldn't want a bigger cock. I'm pretty sure that there’s not a guy out there that wouldn't want a cock like Shane Diesel? That mother fucker has a big one and it seems like he doesn't have a hard time pleasing the ladies with it.


It wouldn't surprise me if there were mother fuckers out there right now trying that shit to tell you the truth. I mean with all the shit that they got out there for you to go a long period of time, I'm pretty sure that some mother fucker has thought about that shit and even tried it.


Now you have some people out there who says that they have been pumping up and it pretty much has been a good sexual experience for them. I mean who wouldn't like their balls slapping up against the pussy when they are fucking? I know that shit feels pretty fucking good to them and it feels good to the woman having those balls slap up against their pussy. But is it worth the health risks you have to go through for that shit.


From what I've heard about the whole thing injecting saline could prove to be dangerous. Sure it might make your cock and balls look bigger but over time it could prove to be fatal. That means that you could end up losing your shit sooner or later if you are not careful. You could end up having to get castrated if you continue on with the shit because doing it repeatedly over time could have some serious side effects.


Now, I would be the first mother fucker to tell you that there's nothing wrong with wanting to have a cock that would blow the mind of any chick. I mean you want to fuck but you want it to be a good experience for both of you and not just one of you but I wouldn't want you to do something that would put your health at risk. I'm pretty sure that there are a lot better ways out there, where you don't have to put your health at risk and at the same time have the cock that you want but not at the cost to your life.


From what I'm seeing about this whole thing, it's just a temporary fucking solution anyway. It's only good for making you big at that time not giving you a bigger cock and balls in the long run. It's just a temporary thing and nothing more. That means that you aren't always going to be able to give some hot babe a stretched out snatch. It just means that you would be able have big balls for a short period of time. It's not a permanent thing and it could be pretty fucking painful and damaging if not done right.


According to some sites on the subject, it could be actually fucking sexually satisfying. I've never tried that shit myself but from what I've heard it could give you some mind blowing experiences. You have to make sure that you do it the right way though. It's not something that you could just take a fucking needle and do it. You have to do just like they do in a hospital when they put an IV in your arm and if you ask me that's a lot to have to go through just to have big balls for a few days.


Like I said before from the people that have tried this shit, they have said that it only last for one to a few days depending on how quick your body absorbs the shit. It's not like it’s going to be a lasting thing. You and who you are fucking are just going to be able to enjoy that shit for a little while then you pretty much go back to your normal size and sometimes you end up being smaller than you actually are.


Oh yes that's one of the side effects of that shit. Did you really think that you are going to try something like that these days and it not having a side effect? If you do then you are seriously dead wrong. That's just one of the side effects from doing that shit for a long time. You have to understand that temporary solutions could alter the body's way of function and that's another thing to consider when you are doing that shit.


Another thing you have to consider when doing something like scrotum injection is that you have to make sure that everything is sterile. Which means you pretty much have to be like a fucking doctor or some shit to put that shit inside your balls. You could just use some regular syringe, or you could use an IV.


According to those who have done it the IV bag is the best way because it does it slowly and it's less painful. It’s also better you do it that way because you would rather the fluid be slowly injected into your nut sack then it all being pushed in at one time because it would allow your nut sack to expand to the point where it's not that much pain.


I don't know about you but the whole thought of bringing a needle anywhere near my nuts is enough to make me cringe. I wouldn't even think about doing that shit myself but there are mother fuckers that do. They get off on that shit. I'm not knocking it but when you think about the risks, it's not worth trying, at least not in my book.


I think about the long term. I mean I want to be fucking for the rest of my life. From the risks I see they have on that shit it's not worth it. I mean there's a chance that you could actually lose use of your cock behind that shit and to me that's worse than having a small set of nuts. I mean you could actually end up losing your fucking nuts and probably your cock as well. Or maybe not.


One thing I tell you though if you are thinking about doing that shit, do your research. Find out all you can about that shit before you even think about trying it. Sure it might sound like some fun shit to try but it might end up hurting your ass in the worse way in the end. The best thing to fucking do is make sure that you know all you can about that shit before you even think about trying it.


There's a lot online about that shit so that should make for some useful reading. Make sure that part of the sites that you check out are the medical sites because they could give you a lot of information on the risks and shit. Don't just go to some website where you've got some mother fucker that's tried that shit because you will only get one side of the fucking story.


Well, I've got to go. Wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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