Justin Beiber, Deported?

Doesn't He Know that You Don't Smile on a Mugshot?

I don't know if you feel like I do but I'm smelling some bullshit publicity stunt. I mean do you really think that they would deport "the Bieb"? Seriously, I don't think so but I do know one thing that little mother fucker is getting on everybody's last nerve with all that desperate to be famous or infamous shit his be doing lately. Seems like they are maybe I was wrong about them deporting him, oh well.


It seems that Justin Bieber's ass has been in the news more times than 2 dicks have been in one chick. Every time you hear his name lately, you're pretty much like "what has that little mother fucker done now?" It's hard not to miss the bullshit that he's been doing lately because it seems like the fucking media is watching his every move. I mean it's almost getting to the point where they are breaking into your programs with some kind of bullshit update about his ass.


It seems like the news is up his ass about some bad boy shit that he's done that makes no fucking sense. What about the time that he egged his neighbor's house and drag racing up and down the fucking neighborhood? What the fuck was that all about? That mother fucker has all that fucking money and he's doing some bullshit like that. I mean that's fucked up, imagine coming out to see your house egged the fuck up. I'm pretty sure that you would want to kick his ass, I know that I would.


And what the fuck is he egging somebody's house anyway with all that fucking money he has? I know I wasn't the only one thinking, "that little mother fucker is wasting all those eggs." I'm pretty sure that a lot of us were pretty pissed off because you'd think that with all that land that he has he would find something better to do than terrorize his fucking neighbors. You'd think that would be the last thing on his mind. Hell he probably has so much fucking shit in his house that he could never get bored.


Let's not forget about that bullshit that he pulled in Miami last week. I mean who in the fuck makes it rain with $75, 000 in a strip club? Well apparently he did. Plus, had the fucking nerve to block traffic on a major mother fucking highway so he and that other dumbass mother fucker, Kahlil, could race. What type of shit is that? On top of that he got arrested for that shit while he was drunk and high. If I had his fucking money you wouldn't catch my ass with so much as a parking ticket.


Now, there has been a petition sent to the White House pretty much demanding that he get deported. Or at least that's what’s being reported. I don't know what to believe because everything that's been happening seems like a big fucking publicity stunt. I don't know about how it seems to you but it's starting to seem that way to me.


I know you are saying that a while back I was defending the whole Miley Cyrus twerking at the awards shit and that is true. I was defending her because she was fucking out having some fucking fun, she wasn't out doing shit that could straight up get her arrested. She was just having some fun and that's it, she wasn’t assaulting limo drivers and shit. She was having some fun and being wild that's pretty much it.


This mother fucker is assaulting people and doing other shit that is just fucked up. I mean the whole making it rain shit ain't that bad but the rest of the shit he's been doing lately is just plain fucked up. He seriously needs to straighten the fuck up. You'd think most of the mother fuckers around him would be trying to help him out but they aren't doing shit but getting him into more trouble. They should be trying to hold him down but instead they are running him in the fucking mud and that's fucked up.


Now, I never liked Justin Beiber at all but I do feel sorry for him getting deported and shit. I mean at least they should have kicked his ass a little bit before they did it (I'm just joking or maybe I'm not). I think that before he got to the point where he got himself deported, he should have been thinking about all the fucking trouble he was getting into.


I know that a lot of mother fuckers are going to start blaming his parents and shit but his ass is old enough to think for himself. I'm pretty sure that he knows right from wrong and he knows what the fuck he's doing. It's just like when he assaulted that limo driver. Yeah, I know he turned himself over to the police but come on.


Somebody's gonna kick his ass one day, you know it and I know it. One day he's going to run up on somebody that's not going to be having that shit, they are going to treat him like top shelf pussy and fuck him up. I mean that money and shit is not going to help his ass all the time. He's just going to run up on the wrong one and end up taking the big swallow of somebody's fist in his mouth.


I think honestly that he's been pulling all this crap to get his popularity back. He's trying out that bad boy image to try to make it look like he's really a bad ass. What he needs to do is get him some pussy and chill the fuck out. His popularity is not worth him getting a criminal record. Did you see that mugshot? Now tell me you didn't want to slap the fuck out of him when you saw him smiling on a mugshot. I know I did and you did too.


Anyway this little fucker is back in his own country, serving time for assault. Apparently, serving time in a Miami jail didn't stop him from thinking he's a bad ass. Maybe they put him in a jail cell by himself because they knew that he might have ended up Bubba's little bitch. There are some tough dudes in jail and believe me most of them are not there for petty shit neither. If he would have tried that assault shit with them, he would have gotten his ass kicked.


Actually, I'm waiting for somebody to kick his ass. He doesn't know that one of the reasons that nobody has kicked his ass yet is because he's famous but it will happen. Some people are not going to settle for some money, no, no, they are gonna want to kick that ass and they will kick that ass. I would love to see him try some of the shit he's trying with some mother fucker willing to kick his ass. I'm pretty sure he would run like a bitch.


Well, I've got to go, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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