Top Ten Stupid Shit People Do at a Strip Club

Getting Drunk Before You Go To The Strip Club

I'm sure there's not one of us that doesn't love to go to a strip club. Strip clubs could be fun. I mean who wouldn't love getting table dances and lap dances. Sure you have to shell out some money but it's worth seeing these chicks shake their ass for your cash while you are having a few drinks. Strip clubs are fun but there are certain things that you don't do in a strip club but people choose to do them anyway and these things could fuck up your fun time.
Getting Drunk Before You Go To The Strip Club
It's fucked up when people come to the strip club drunk or get drunk at the strip club because some mother fuckers don't know how to act. It doesn't make any sense to come to the strip club drunk because more than likely they are not going to let you in. If you get drunk they might just end up throwing you out.

They Take Their Clothes Off

They Take Their Clothes Off
We come to the strip club to see the women strip. We didn't come to see some drunken fool get on stage and take their clothes off. If you get the urge to take your clothes off in the strip club, do us all a favor and take your ass home.

Taking Stupid Fucking Pictures

Taking Stupid Fucking Pictures
Another fucked up thing is when mother fuckers take stupid fucking pictures. You don't look cool, you look like a fucking idiot. People do not like to get blinded by a camera flash when they are trying to enjoy the show.

Making It Rain

Making It Rain
It's just stupid because it makes you a target. You don't know who's in the club looking for somebody to rob and your dumb ass just made the choice for them. It's also makes you look like a damn fool.

Grabbing the Stripper

Grabbing the Stripper
It's stupid to grab the stripper. Some of them do not like somebody just getting a free feel. You want to touch, you have to pay. If you don't pay and do grab don't be surprised if you get hit.

Fuck with the Bouncer

Fuck with the Bouncer
It's pretty fucking stupid to fuck with the bouncer. Drunk mother fuckers tend to fuck with the bouncer. They tend to forget that one, they can't fight when they are drunk and two, the bouncer is there because it's his job to kick their ass if they get out of line.

Fighting at the Strip Club

Fighting at the Strip Club
Ok, that's fucking stupid in itself. You go to a strip club to see pussy not get in a fight. If you go to a strip club to get in a fucking fight, you are a dumb ass mother fucker.

Get Arrested

Get Arrested
It never fails, by the end of the night some stupid mother fucker ends up getting arrested because their dumb ass don't know how to hold their liquor and they end up having the police called on them.

Praying to the Porcelain God

Praying to the Porcelain God
I'm pretty sure some of us have gone to take a piss and hear some guy retching his guts out because he didn't eat and drank too much. You hear them praying harder than they ever did before because they are puking their guts out.

Some Guy Tries To Cheat A Stripper

Some Guy Tries To Cheat A Stripper
There's always one guy that tries to get a free lap dance. This is the mother fucker who's arguing with the stripper and gets thrown out after the bouncer kicks his ass.

Anyway

Anyway
Strip clubs are great places to go and could be really fucking fun if people don't act like damn fools. Even if they do, at least you get to look at pussy. Party safe and don't do stupid shit at the strip club. Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.
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