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As most of you might know by now, I love to watch talks shows and shit when I'm not just drinking beer, checking out some good porn like the VNA girls, putting some monster cock to the future Mrs. WANG, and/or checking out the news. That's not a secret that's where I get most of my good material from and I have to say that there's a lot of material there. I mean a normal comic could build his routine based on the Maury show, but it was something that started me to thinking about more good shit to talk about like cheating husbands and cheating houswives to say the least. It had me thinking about something else that could be a cause of cheating in general or at least lead up to it.

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See a lot of us love to brag about the good fucking that we get in the bedroom to some of our close family, friends and even people that might just know that knows us. Now that's pretty much like telling somebody "screw my wife." I mean you are pretty much giving them the play by play of what's going on in your bedroom. Come on what man wouldn't love to have busty adventures when you are telling them about how you gave your woman a big tit creampie? I'm pretty sure that you are probably thinking about doing that right now that I have said it.

A lot of times when we are telling people about the XXX movie files shit that we do with our mate, that we are pretty much making them wonder about how it would be to fuck them.

You have to think about it. How many times have you seen porn like Destroy that Ass, Ebony Next Door, Big Wet Butts or some other shit and thought about how much you would like to fuck somebody on there? I'm pretty sure that you thought about that pretty much every fucking time that you see some top notch pussy taking a good fucking from some jurassic cock. Pretty much every man and every woman thinks about that shit. You can't fucking tell me that you look at Jizz Bomb and Pornstars like it Big and don't think about fucking those chicks brains out. If you did, I would tell you that you are fucking full of shit.

It doesn't mean that you don't love your mate but like any normal person you can be attracted to your mate and be attracted to other people. That's a part of nature. It doesn't actually mean that you would go out there and cheat on them but people do have fantasies about other people. I'm sure that you have been to a strip club to get a lap dance and wondered how it would be to fuck that stripper. I know I did it in the pass when I used to go to strip clubs and yes I did fuck a few strippers in my time but I was dating them at the time.

Now, I'm not going to get into the whole physical attraction scenario. I'm leaving that shit for another time. The mother fucking topic that I'm talking about right now is putting yourself in the position to get cheated on and potentially being the one to cause it.

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Let me explain it to you, when you are out there telling your friends about your real wife stories and how your woman took the big swallow, you are pretty much saying to them please fuck my wife. Sure you might not be saying that to them straight out but you are letting them into your bedroom when you talk about what goes on when you are fucking.

Believe me, I have heard a lot of guys talk about how they got to lay some dangerous dongs to their woman's nice tight twat. Then those same guys would find these same people they are telling pushing up on their woman trying to get some pussy from them. Sometimes they succeed but there are times they don't. Either way, you are pretty much putting her in the situation to cheat. If you are putting her in the position where she could cheat, you are pretty much opening the door for her to cheat.

I know that it's hard not to brag the stunners we have in the bedroom. It's especially so hard when the fuck is so good that you feel like you just have to tell everybody but if you plan on you being the only one that woman fucks, it would be a good idea not to give any fucking details. It would be a good idea to keep your fucking mouth closed because what you say could mean your women cheating on you.

And don't think that I'm just talking about the men, women are just as guilty when it comes to talking about what goes on in their bedroom. Yeah, that's right women talk about how good or how bad their man fucked them. They could be just as worse as men, if not worse, when talking about the fucking they are getting. They would tell you the time, the date, the positions, and how many times you both came, and that's just to say the least.

I know that they say men are dogs but that could be just as true when it comes to women. Like I have said before women want it just as much as men but they are a lot more detailed about how they do that shit than we are. We are just "let's fuck." They are like "kiss me then do this, I do that and yadda, yadda." So you know that when they talk about what goes on with us in the bedroom they are telling everything.

Sure we are detailed too when it comes to fucking but not as detailed as women. A lot of times they wonder why their man ended up fucking their homegirl or whatever and they think that it's because their man is a dog but the truth is that they put their man in that position. They set themselves up for their man to cheat on them without thinking about it and possibly not knowing it.

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I know that we all like to brag about how our woman did the tug and suck with our cocks but the truth of the matter is that if you liked it then you better be damn sure somebody else is going to like it. If they know via you that your woman is a cockhungry cocksucker that could give a good cocksucking and that she has some good pussy that would be shocking cocks, they would want to try her. If you don't believe me let some of your friends tell you about some pussy that they had the other night and how good it was, you couldn't tell me that you wouldn't think about getting you some of it.

Anyway, it's not a good thing to tell people about what's going on in your bedroom. I know when people ask me about the things me and the future Mrs. WANG do in the bedroom, I don't say anything and vice versa. It's nobody's business except ours and that's what a lot of people should start doing maybe they wouldn't have to worry about their mate cheating, unless they are just that type of person that no matter what you do, they cheat. Then you could say that you didn't have a hand in it and it's all on them.

You never know who was thinking about fucking your mate and telling about the fucking is only opening the door. It's almost as if you are opening the door to your bedroom and saying "screw my wife." I mean at least you might as well say that because you are pretty much doing that. Things that going on in your bedroom shouldn't be a matter of public record. If you are telling people what's going on between the sheets then you'd better expect them to want to get a first hand experience of it, just saying.

Now, I'm not saying that you should be jealous of your mate and run around like a paranoid mother fucker checking their underwear and shit like that. A relationship should always have trust and if there's no trust then there's no real relationship. What I'm saying is don't put your mate in the position where they have to choose between cheating on you and being faithful because if you put them in that position and by chance they do cheat, you have no one to blame but yourself. You can't really get mad with them and you can't really get mad with the person they cheat with because you pretty much set yourself up to get cheated on.

Sure, I know what I'm saying sounds so cold hearted but it's the truth. You should never put the one you are in a relationship in a situation where there's a possibility that they will cheat. I don't care how much you trust them, we all have sexual needs and if given the opportunity, we will take advantage. It's just food for thought.

I know that when you hear your friends bragging about their sex life that it's easy to want to brag yourself but keeping your fucking mouth closed and saying few words is better than giving them a play by play. If you want to say something when asked, just tell them that neither one of you have any complaints. At least that way you would be letting them know without saying much that things are good and that your sex life is your business not theirs. It's like the saying goes, "gentlemen never kiss and tell."

You should never tell people about how good the sex is because you might as well be advertising that you want somebody to fuck your mate. If you want to advertise how good the sex is between you and your mate, you might as well buy airtime on radio and television, at least that way if you want them to fuck somebody else then you could be sure that everybody gets a chance.

I know that was be fucking sarcastic but I'm pretty sure that I got my point across and that you could understand where I'm coming from with the whole thing. In other words if you don't want to lay down with dogs and wake up with fleas, you better put a flea collar on that mother fucker. I know it's kind of off guard but it sounded like some funny shit to say so I thought that I would put that in there.

But seriously stop telling everybody about the shit that goes on in your bedroom. Yeah that also means the priest at confession too. You never know when he might be creeping around your back door wanting a taste. Word of mouth is the best advertisement and if you don't want to bring any business to your mate or whoever you fucking in the bedroom, keep your fucking mouth closed about the shit you do in the bedroom.

Well, speaking of business. I've got to go to the future Mrs. WANG's business where I'm a loyal customer and the only customer. If they are nasty, wrap that rascal. If they are not don't forget to pull out. Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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