Goodbye 2013

New Years

Now it's time to say goodbye to another year once again. Yes, 2013 is over and I'm pretty sure that everybody is so glad to say goodbye, I know that I am. 2013 was a hell of a year, pretty much like any year that's gone by. There was so much shit that left us shaking our heads that we were so happy to see the fucking ball drop in Times Square. Just like slutty gaggers who you wanted to get rid of after you put your nuts on sluts.

And who could blame you, just about every fucking day in 2013, it seemed like you was always hearing some bullshit that would just get on your nerves. If it wasn't one thing then it was another. Pretty much every time you turned on the TV or whatever, there was some bullshit that was going on that almost always had you saying "what the fuck?" It was like there was always something that either made you feel good or pissed you off to that you wanted to make a mother fucker one of the hoes we choked.

It seemed like you was always finding some glamour tramps trying to get their fifteen minutes or seconds of fame by doing something that would put fucked up handjobs shame. Yes, it's about that time to look back on the fucked up, as well good, shit that we are leaving behind as we close out mother fucking 2013. Yes, we are going to say goodbye to this shit the Notorious WANG style, so let's get down to it.

The Government Shutdown

I'm pretty sure that you remember the whole government shutdown shit and I'm pretty sure that people want to forget it. I know that I would like to myself but anyway, our government shutdown putting the American people in unrest about their healthcare. These mother fuckers got paid the whole time and did nothing but just sit on their asses the whole time complaining. Nothing was done but the further perversion of the government system with some assholes who did nothing but bitch and complain the whole time.

It cost taxpayers billions of dollars for them to sit on their asses and do nothing. If you ask me those gagging whores got a free vacation and the American taxpayer paid for it. They did nothing but cause more troubles that we didn't need and had us pay billions for it. Thank you mother fuckers!

The Boston Marathon Bombing

Two fucking idiots decided that just for kicks they would bomb the Boston Marathon causing deaths and injuries to a lot of innocent people who were just out there enjoying a good time. These fucktards did a lot of damage to lives and businesses then had a fucking nerve to push it off on religion. Oh yes, the God told me to do it or the devil told me to do it defense has been in place for years.

Anyway these sons of bitches wrecked an event that hurt a lot of people. I'm sure that everybody was glad when one ended up dead and the other one caught like the little bitch that he is. It seems like when some fuckhead has an ax to grind they always choose to go after innocent people. I know this is bad for saying this but I hope they both rot in anal hell and get fucked with 5 big oversized dildos for eternity.

The Jodi Arias Trial

Well, I don't think that Jodi Arias thought that she would get caught for murdering her ex boyfriend. I'm not sure what her real motive was but I suspect that her boyfriend might have just posted some homemade porn videos of her getting into some flexible positions on one of those real exgirlfriends sites. When she found out she didn't take it too well and thought it would be a good idea to get revenge.

I guess when she got caught she could get away with doing away with her ex but the court thought otherwise. This should be a lesson to those chicks thinking about offing their exboyfriends, just move on and find somebody else, it saves you a life sentence in prison or the death penalty.

Jenna Jameson returning to Porn

As the saying goes, "be careful of the bridges you burn because you might just have to cross them again." Well, I don't think that Jenna Jameson ever had that told to her. If you remember, she bad mouthed the industry 5 years ago saying that she would never open her legs for this industry again. Now she's back doing something that she claimed she would never do again, fuck for dollars.

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It's ironic though when you think about it. She had to come back to the same place that she swore she would never go again. Her mounting legal troubles tended to seal the deal for Jenna, who has been out of the industry for 5 years. Her announcing that she was coming back to porn was a big surprise to me as I'm sure it was you and a lot more people.

Maybe she forgot what she said or hopes that nobody remembers but one thing is for sure it's going to be a hard climb for her to gain the popularity that she once had. That just goes to show you be careful of the bridges that you burn.

Aaron Hernandez arrest

I'm pretty sure that it came as a shock to the New England Patriots fans when Aaron Hernandez was arrested for the death of a friend. I know that it came as a shock to me when I heard that shit. I mean this mother fucker was making his way up in the NFL and he gave that all up for some beef that he had with a friend about talking to somebody else.

It might have had something to do with a woman, you never know sometimes pussy could get us into trouble. It's said when you see a good player get caught up in legal troubles. But this goes to show that no matter how much you think that you are above the law, you aren't.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom split

Well, to me there was no surprise there. At least not for me, I hate to say it like that but I thought it was doomed from the start. Sure Khloe is real cool but her mom has a way of always getting in the middle of shit. It wasn't a shock to me when she filed divorce papers after finding out that Lamar Odom had a drug problem. I'm not exactly sure but I think that mom has something to do with the love birds breaking up.

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Khloe's work with animals.

To be honest with you, I actually wanted it to work out for them because I like Khloe she's a lot more cooler than her sister. She's not a media whore like Kim, and a lot more nicer. When I saw Lamar and her together there was no question that wifey likes black cock. I think she would have stuck by him but when you have a mom like Kris Jenner, the relationship is not going to work out unless you have a whole lot of money and keep making that money. They looked good together, too bad they didn't make it.

Anyway those are just a few of the fucked up shit that happened during 2013, but with the bullshit there was some good shit too but we didn't hear about that shit too much. We just heard more bad shit that's why we didn't know too much about the good shit that was going on. One of the good things that I could say off the top of my head is the good hardcore porn that came out this year. You know good porn is always a good thing.

I know it sounds crazy but to tell you the truth besides from watching some good shit like Squirting 101 to just getting to give our woman a stretched out snatch, 2013 has been a good. Thank goodness that they, the good people who helped us to round this mother fucker out.

I know that's just a limited part of the shit but you can't tell me that getting the big boob pass or even getting to see some good Reality Kings porn didn't help to put you in a good mood on those days when you just wanted to snap. I know that some good pussy and some good porn was the thing for me. It helped me get through this whole year pretty much. When you got some good fucking going on, that tends to cut down on the stress that you get from the shit that's going on in everyday life.

Sure pretty much two or three of those things are needs for concern just like the bombings, and the government shutdown because they are actual things that do affect us. The other stuff is pretty much bullshit but for the most part it's only important if it affects us, the other shit is pretty much news that we want to know, not news that we need to know. There's a big difference between those things and we might just talk about that shit at another time but for right now let's get back to saying goodbye to 2013.

Now, that the year is done and it's winding down to those last days, then last hours, then last minutes, we should be glad that we have made it through another year and looking forward to another year of some good shit hopefully.

Hopefully next year would be full of a lot of good shit. I'm pretty sure that we don't have to worry about porn being good because porn for the most part is always good. The only shit that we have to worry about is the other shit. That's pretty much what we have to worry about. Other than that the year 2014 should be a good one.

Well, it's time to say goodbye 2013 and I'm going to do that in the best way possible. That's right you guessed it, watching some good porn and getting into the honey chest of the future Mrs. WANG. I figure what better way to bring in the New Year than with some porn and a good fucking. I hope that you get to bring in the New Year the same way too. See you on the other side of the year my fellow pervs.

So for the last time this year I will say: Wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, Happy Fucking and Happy Fucking New Year my fellow pervs.

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