Christmas Day

Well, here we go again my fellow pervs, another holiday is upon us. Yes, Christmas time is here. The time of the year where you mix food and gifts together. This is the time of year where you could see the joy in a loved ones face when they open the gift that you fought over to get a good deal on. Then you could sit around the table after all the gifts are open and stuff yourselves like you did on Thanksgiving.

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Gifts getting enjoyed and asses getting bigger. Eating like a pig until you are too fucking full to move. Drinking too much and swearing that you will go on a diet for the new year which is only just one week away, knowing good and damn well that you are lying your ass off. Being around family and friends, laughing, talking and telling people to pull your finger. Well maybe not the last one but you know you've been thinking about it.

Anyway, you've done enough, everything is running smoothly and you are just waiting for these mother fuckers to get the fuck out of your house because you've got some perving to do. You want to either go to the strip club, watch some good hardcore porn, or fuck. Well at least you might just want to do the last two or all three because everybody knows that when we do the first two, we will want to do the third.

Yes we want to fuck and there's nothing better than some Christmas pussy from your woman or tonight's girlfriend. What better way to work off all that food that you ate and let your woman show you how much she loved that gift that you got her? I think a good fuck is the best way to do it. Hell you don't have to go to work tomorrow and that means you have more than enough time to finally get your gift for being a good perv all year.

Or you might not have to go through all that to get to the part of fucking. You could be leaving a Christmas dinner or party and want to fuck when you get home. Now if you don't have anybody, it would be in your best interest to have some hot round mound of ass to lay some King Dong to when you get back to your place. Point blank even if you don't go anywhere for Christmas at least have somebody who you could cum fu with.

Now that we've got that shit out of way. Let's get back to the matter at hand, fucking.

Christmas fucking is some of the best fucking you could do. Just think about it you could be blowing monster loads fucking like it ain't nothing. A great gift to your woman would ensure you one in return. You know what I'm talking about. You're woman being so happy with the gift that you gave her that she would want to just fuck your brains out. I've done it before and let me tell you that just like any other good fucking, Christmas sex is at the top of my list.

Who wouldn't want to be having some sexy POV fucking? I know you can't tell me that you wouldn't love to have your woman say to you, meat my ass on Christmas night. If you did say that I would say you are a lying mother fucker because there's not a swinging dick or dripping wet pussy out there who wouldn't love to be fucking like crazy, that's for damn sure. It beats the fuck out of just putting on some porn and just jacking off.

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No, it's better to lay in bed with your man or woman, put on some good porn like Love Your Tits or Throated and have some XXX pillow talk. You should reap the benefits of giving them that Christmas gift that they always wanted. Christmas night for you should be the night of 1000 facials from you.

A good fucking is the gift that keeps on giving. Getting to enter the hardcore putting nuts on sluts is a good way to celebrate the holiday. It's damn sure worth it too, having an all night pussy pounding, monster cock grinding going is a hell of a way to celebrate the holiday. You already shopped til you dropped, now you can pound a round mound of ass all night if you want to. If you need your viagra or cialis, which I doubt if your woman is a slut in the bedroom, then make sure that you take that shit because you're going to have a whole lot of fucking to do.

Oh yes, you will be fucking that night like there's no tomorrow because all you have is time. You can't do it Christmas Eve if you have kids living with you because those little mother fuckers will be up before you know it because they are waiting for Christmas Day to come because they know that Santa Claus is coming to town and you don't want them to see mommy giving Santa Claus a blowjob by the Christmas tree.

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At least on Christmas night if you couldn't send them off with somebody, they would be so tired from playing with all their toys they will be out cold when they hit that pillow. Then you could do what you want and not have to worry about getting loud, just lock your door and do your thing. Unless you have older kids then more than likely they would be too busy playing that PS4 or new X-Box One that you bought them to give a fuck what you are doing.

If you don't have any kids or your kids are grown and out of the house then fucking is a sure thing. The cum could fly and the squirts can flow, you both could fuck like you're putting on a show. Not a fuck could be given and you could fuck like crazy. I'm pretty sure that's something that would be on both of your minds. You could get all mother fucker XXX and make your woman take the big swallow in all three holes if you want and you wouldn't be disturbed.

Yes, Christmas is more than just the time of year when you get and give gifts. It is also the time of the year when there's some opportunity for the single mother fucker to get some leg action from some lonely slutty squirters and getting them to do the 40 oz bounce on their massive cock.

That's right just like there are families getting together, there are people who have no family and they are looking to spend the time with somebody and most possibly get in some good fucking. They might be alone for Christmas but that doesn't mean that they wouldn't want to have some phun and what better way to have fun then a good fucking?

I'm sure that you would agree that there are chicks with big wet butts that would want to get all XXX at work instead of being alone while everybody else is with their family. They would rather have some other chick, some guy, or both that would like to take their minds off of being by themselves for the holidays. They are some top notch bitches that would just love to be added to team squirt by some dangerous dongs. They want a good all out fucking and if you are going to be lonely this Christmas, then you could maybe hook up with one or a few of these horny hotties.

Either way, just be careful out there because it is the holidays and there's a lot of stupid mother fuckers out there who are going to do stupid shit. There will be at least one mother fucker that knows that they had too much to drink and want to drive home. There will be at least one stupid lazy mother fucker out there who wants to rob people. There will also be at least one stupid mother fucker who has no regard for human life that would give two shits about hurting somebody. So by all means be careful.

If you do manage to get laid then if you don't know her make sure that you suit up because there's no telling what she might have. I'm not saying that she might have something I'm just saying that you don't want to get the gift that nobody wants, an STD. Plus, you don't want to end up with a kid that you can't take care of with a chick that you are not sure that you even like more than just getting some pussy from. If you are already in a relationship then you don't have to worry about that shit unless you don't trust her and if that's the case you shouldn't be with her anyway.

If you don't then you could enjoy some good porn from the sites that we have listed on here. What better way to enjoy a Christmas alone if you can't fuck than enjoying some cold beer or liquor, some good porn and a good jacking off from the safety and privacy of your own home? I've done that a few times myself.

No matter what you choose to do for Christmas just make sure that you do it safely and have fun. I've got to go now, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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