Hanging Out in a Group Won't Get You Good Pussy

Think these guys pull a lot of pussy?

I was just sitting out in my yard writing as usual when I heard "eeeyooo". No it wasn't some animal yelping after it got hurt. It was some young guy that was in a group doing the updated version of whistling at a lady. I'm sure it's something that you have heard before. I know that the ladies have heard it before too.

I've seen a few chicks fall for that type of shit. The ones that usually fall for that shit is the blowjob ninjas and slutty gaggers that would do anything or anyone for cash. Those are the chicks that you really have to worry about because they would fuck anything and everything. Plus, they are more likely to give your ass something that you don't want.

They are usually the ones with a whole lot of drama that would end you up on one of these talk shows where you are trying to find out if you are the father or not. That is if you are stupid enough to fuck them without a condom then you deserve what you get no matter how bad it is. Whether it's a baby that you have to pay child support for or an itch you have a problem scratching, if you are fool enough to fuck them without a condom knowing that you got them so easy with just saying something as simple as "eeeyooo", then you deserve what you get.

I have seen many guys and in some cases women end up like this. They see a round mound of ass that looks good to them, while they are in a group of their friends, whistle or whatever you call it, and the chick usually comes to them and they have their friends taking bets asking the question, "can he score?" And they do especially when you see the woman come over to them like it's nothing and start talking to them.

You just know the mother fucker is going to get the pussy but that's not all that he's going to get. He's going to end up getting problems that he never had before because he just walked into something that is pretty much worse than stepping in dog shit. He's in the running for catching something that he don't want like a disease or a baby that he's not ready to take care of.

I know we all see some chick that we would love to get throated but with so much going on these days it's not worth just fucking any piece of pussy that looks good. Just because you see wiling sperm swallowers that would just walk over to you and fuck you without to much of a word, doesn't mean that you are going to be on the good side of team squirt. It could mean you ended up scrubing your cock with bleach at the end of the night because you got some kind of itch that won't seem to go away from that girl you thought was a good enough fuck that you thought that you could post a video of you two fucking to our homemade porno.

Groups
Not all groups are bad.

Let me explain, I've heard guys too many times go from telling you how good it was going Naughty America with a chick that it didn't take much to get to fuck them to calling her all kinds of bitches because they end up getting burned with some shit that they didn't want. I'm not just talking about some kind of bullshit that you catch neither. I'm talking about them pretty much giving the chick a creampie getting her pregnant.

So how do you keep yourself from getting burned in possibly more ways than one? Well, pull up a seat, open your ears, and get ready to hear some shit that will help you lower your chances of getting burned in possibly more ways than one.

Ok let's talk about the group thing. No I'm not talking about orgies and threesomes type shit. I'm talking about trying to meet a potential chick willing to go hardcore porn with you while you are with your friends.

It's never a good idea to try to talk to some chick that you want to end up fucking that night, in front of your friends. It's a bad idea because you are pretty much putting her in a bad position because when you are around your friends when you talk to a woman, she is most likely going to blow you off because she don't know if you and your friends are planning to try to gangbang her against her will or what. Some women like to be whore gaggers undercover and they don't really want everybody to know their business.

I mean just because you are fucking her doesn't mean that the whole world has to know. When you are with your friends and you try to talk to a woman, she may just be more likely to blow you off because it gives her the impression that you are a showoff and not really about what you say you are. That could be a big turn off because it gives also gives her the impression that you couldn't talk to her unless you have backup. It is a sign of not having confidence to them and that's something that they don't want to have to deal with.

Now, if you call yourself trying to talk to a woman while you are hanging out with your buddies and she's down with it, you better watch your ass because that's something that you don't want to deal with. The reason being is those women are most likely to be the type that will fuck you but you better expect them to fuck every one of your friends too because that's what they are going to surely do.

I've seen it happen too many times and usually these guys are the last one to know. The woman usually cheats on the brother undercover with who's easily accessible to them. They are the last ones to know that their boys, or even girls for that matter, got to destroy that ass. The chick might have ended up pregnant, then the next thing you know they are on the Maury show being tested to see if they are the father of the kid that the woman is trying to put on them.

And like I said before, it happens to women too. They end up talking to a guy when they are out in a group of their friends and find out later on that their man ended up going no cum dodging allowed with one of their friends or something like that. Then you find them on the Maury show trying to find out who's telling the truth and if their man is the father of their sister's or friend's kid.

Groups
Why work for your pussy? Go straight for Sailor Moon and be sure to get laid tonight.

It's ends up being a big gaggle fuck because it goes from good to being a situation that you don't want to be in quick. You pretty much end up getting fucked in the ass with no lube, like his first gay sex.

One thing that I always tell people is it's not good when you meet people when you are with a group of friends. I always say this because you end up not actually getting to know the person because you have everybody around you when you are talking to them. Just like anybody knows peer pressure could be a mother fucker and it could end up getting you in trouble.

Being around your friends when you are trying to meet somebody is not a good thing. You don't really get a chance to get to know the person like you want to and you don't really get to check them out.

One thing that I would do when I was trying to meet a women was get away from my friends or I would go somewhere alone. That always put me and the woman on the same level because we didn't have anybody around us putting their two cents in. Me and the woman had a chance to talk to each other and notice things about each other without any interference from anybody else. We also were able to determine if we wanted to continue on or just stop right there without a problem. Plus, the main thing, we didn't have anybody up in our business so if we wanted to fuck, nobody knew about it but us.

I always say that if you want to get to know somebody, you have to get them by themselves so that you both could be able to listen to what they say and pay attention to what they do. You can't really do that when you are in a crowd of your friends because you are not going to see what's really going on. I mean you could be talking to somebody that you like and find out later that they got with you just to get close to one of your friends that they want to really fuck. At least when you both are alone, you get a chance to see that before you get with them, saving you a whole lot of heartache and trouble.

Sure you might just end up hurt but the chances of that will be slim and none because you are pretty much going to know what's going on when you get them alone. They might lie but their body will always tell the truth on them, especially if you are actually listening to what their bodies are saying. You can't do that when you got all of your friends around you.

Plus, you don't want to be with somebody that you meet around your friends anyway. I mean you couldn't tell if they want you or just want you friend. You might think that you are the main one but find out later that you were just a bonus. Now, I'm not sure about how you feel about that shit but I wouldn't want anybody to think of me as a fucking bonus. I would rather be thought of as the grand prize, wouldn't you?

The last place you want to meet somebody that you are even just thinking about fucking is when you are around your friends hanging out. Maybe you don't care but if you are thinking about being with them then you might want to rethink that shit. If you want to make sure that it's a strong possibility that you're the only one they are fucking you might just want to keep it on the down low.

Another thing get to know them, that way you'll have a better idea if that's who you just want to fuck or somebody that you want to start a relationship with them. Like another thing I always say is that a good conversation could save you a whole lot of trouble in the long run. So be sure to really get to know them then you could make sure that you are not getting into something that you don't want to get into.

You could do what you want to but if you really want to get to know somebody make sure that you are not around everybody. It could save you a whole lot of trouble in the long run. I know that it helped me and it damn sure taught me a lot. Just try it, it might just turn out to keep you from meeting the same fucked up people that you have been. It's just something to think about.

Well, I've got to go have a damn good time with the future Mrs. WANG. Wrap that rascal, if she's nasty and if she's not, don't forget to pull out. Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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