Bath Salts: What the Fuck?

I know that I'm not the only mother fucker that have been hearing about this "bath salts" shit. I mean from what I hear this shit is like coke and meth on steroids. I mean this shit is so bad that it's got mother fuckers turning into fucking zombies. What kind of shit is that?

I could tell you that I'm a 420 mother fucker every once in a while but that's as far as it goes. I'm not with the coke, meth and all the rest of that shit. I have seen what it's done to people and that shit is not fucking pretty. That shit is fucking sad. It's not anything to fuck with and I wonder to this day why some people would fuck with something that causes so much fucking harm?

I mean now you could sell me on the fact that you don't see people who smoke weed doing some outrageous shit. I've never seen a pot smoker robbing somebody or eating their face off. I have never heard in the news about some pot smoker killing somebody or shit like that. I don't even remember if I heard pot smokers getting so much as a fucking parking ticket.

It seems like every time you turn around they have come out with some new kind of drug that is more fucked up than the last one. It's just like I mentioned about the guy eating a guy's face off in Miami, in which I live. He was suspected to be high off of 'bath salts', which makes me wonder why the fuck somebody would put that shit into their body? I sure as hell wouldn't want something that would make me act like that inside of my body.

Porn and Drugs
We don't have to worry about this though, because porn stars don't use drugs, right? Right?

According to Wikipedia, this shit has been out there for over 100 years, so that means this shit has been out there fucking up people's lives for a long time. That also means that it gives some kind of explanation to some of the bizarre shit that we have seen over the years. It doesn't fucking mean that 'bath salts' caused that shit but I'm just saying.

I mean some of the shit that we have been seeing in the news lately actually makes you think whether or not these mother fuckers were high on bath salts. They had to be high on something because what type of mother fucker you know would do some of the shit that you have seen happening lately? I don't know about you but it would explain a lot.

It starts to make me think about how many things that have happened that have shocked the fuck out of us. I mean like some of the reality shows that they have been putting on television for example. You just know that they had to be high on something. They had to be with some of the shit they have come up with.

Plus, think about all those mass shootings and bombings. I mean they had to really be high on something to actually do some shit like that. I don't think that any person it their right mind would be doing something like shooting up a fucking movie theater. Did you even see that how that mother fucker looks? The mother fucker came in dressed as the joker from the Dark Knight talking about "this is it" before he started shooting up the place. I'm sure he had to be on something.

I've seen those videos about the effects of bath salts and that shit is fucked up. I mean, I don't think that I have ever seen people act that way in my life. Sure we have seen it before from other drugs but I think it's a lot worse with this one. When you see mother fuckers out there doing some of the bullshit that they have been, being high on that bath salts shit seems like the only explanation.

I don't know about you but I get the feeling that this bath salts shit is about to get out of hand. I'm not talking about some "Night of the Living Dead" type of shit. I'm talking about people using more defenses about bath salt making them do some outrageous things. I'm not psychic but I see a future of more mother fuckers using the bath salts defense.

With this shit out there, they are worried about legalizing weed? When you compare the two there's no fucking contest. Comparing weed to other drugs definitely including bath salts is like comparing the Dali Lama to Anwar Sadat. One makes you peaceful and the other would have you fighting all the damn time.

That shit isn't good for your fucking neither. You sure aren't going to be getting any pussy if some chick thinks that you are going to beat her up or turn into a flesh eating zombie while you are fucking her. That shit is not going to happen. You might just find your ass out there naked running from the cops jumping over cars in traffic. Not to mention them catching all that shit on the news.

Porn and Drugs
That's not how you do it, you silly porn star.

Instead of getting to be Captain Stabbin laying some cock to some Chocolate Sistas, you are going to be out there tripping out on some shit that could kill you or get you killed. It's just like that guy that was eating the other guy's face off. His family was on the news talking about how much of a good guy he was and how he would never hurt anybody. That may have been true before he took some of that bath salt but after he turned into a flesh eating zombie who beat up a homeless man, stripped both of them naked and started eating the guy's face off.

Something that would do that to somebody, you'd think that nobody would even want to put that shit in their bodies but they do. It's sad that somebody would do that shit but some people are looking for that high that you can't get with weed or weed alone. They are looking for that crazy high but a lot of times that crazy high proves fatal. That should tell you something right fucking there.

I'm a guy that loves to feel some new sensations but not that way. Not with drugs and definitely not with bath salts. I love my beer. Beer is good enough for me and maybe a little pot every once in a while but all that other shit could go to hell. I love liquor occasionally too but you can keep all those drugs out of my face. I don't want it and I don't need it.

Anyway that shit isn't worth it when you think about it. You stand to loose a lot of shit including your head and I don't mean the one between your legs neither. I mean that big round or oval mother fucker that sits on the top of your neck. Plus, you might just loose the one between your legs too because you might be so high off that shit one night that you decide that you want to cut your dick off. I'm just saying.

Then you won't be able to lay some massive cock to Housewife Kelly. You won't be in the ass parade like you are on the porn pros network. You would end up being a disgruntled cuckold that can't use your dick. I'm sorry but I love pussy too much to go out like that. I love being a horny mother fucker and I don't like anything that will make my jurassic cock turn into a limp dick.

I don't know about you but I'm not accustomed to having a non working cock. I like for my shit to be working every time I'm ready to use it. I think one of the worse things is being ready to get some pussy and your dick not working because you wore your body out with some of that shit. I think that would be some embarrassing shit and it's some shit that I definitely wouldn't want happening to me.

I don't think there's any man that would want that shit happening to them. I mean just think about it. You are ready to go at it like you are in Naughty Office on Naughty America and then your dick doesn't work. Wouldn't you be pissed and embarrassed? I'm sure that you would. Any man would be, there's no doubt about that. You want to be the fucking mother fucker who is ready to go when it's time and using shit like bath salts is not going to get you there.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen, the true nexus where porn and drugs meet.

I'm glad that they made sure this shit is against the law but the truth of the matter is laws have been and are broken everyday. Just making a law against something doesn't mean that it's going to stop somebody from doing it, it just means that who ever breaks the law are going to be a lot more sneakier about doing it.

Now, I'm not saying that we should legalize that shit like marijuana. No, I'm just stating fact. I'm just being totally honest about shit and telling it like it is. I know this shit is dangerous to the people that's using it and the people who may just be around them. That's why I hope that they could get rid of it once and for all.

I think that the best way to make sure that people don't use this shit is to educate people on the effects of it. Let people know what it could do to them. Let them know what the dangers are when fucking with it and I'm sure that you will have less incidents of mother fuckers using this shit. I think that's the only way that you can make sure that you cut down on fucked up shit happening.

Well, as always, I've got to go fuck the future Mrs. WANG. Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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