It's Not Good If It Doesn't Smell Good

As most of you may already know, I love pussy, there's no question about that. If you know that I love pussy you also know that I don't just love to fuck pussy, I love to eat it as well. Yes, I love to eat and fuck some good pussy, but there's one thing that I can't stand is smelly pussy.

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Sure I know there are people out there who would tell you that it's not good if it doesn't stink but I don't feel that way. I think that it's bad if it stinks. I wouldn't be willing to put my mouth better or less dick near a smelly pussy. That shit is enough to make my dick shrivel up inside of me and that would be a bad thing.

It doesn't matter if baby got boobs or even the hottest MILFs ever, if it smells I don't want any of it at all. I don't think that anybody would want to fuck somebody that smells. I know I sure don't. That's like eating in the bathroom while somebody's taking a shit, who would want to eat in a bathroom better or less eat in a bathroom while somebody's taking a shit? I know that I wouldn't and I'm sure that you or anybody else for that matter wouldn't want to.

I think that when you are living out one of your American day dreams that leads you to a big ass adventure to see her squirt, it's a big fucking turn off when she takes off her clothes and it smells like somebody crawled up her ass and died. It sucks when you are about to go on a black booty bonanza with some top notch bitches then get caught with a smell that punches the fuck out of you making you feel like you got hit by Mike Tyson. That shit is not good, I have been there before and let me tell you, I'm glad that I don't have to go through that again.

I know that it's hard to back off from her when she's looking like she's in her freshmen year coming fresh outta high school but a bad smell can cause your dick to shrivel up. I'm sure there are some mother fuckers out there that might not care about that shit but most of us can't stand it because it just totally kills the fucking mood. I'm sure that anybody would feel that way.

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Most women have a problem dealing with someone with a bad odor. I know that is one of the ways to make sure that you don't get any and that's having a bad smell. Any woman would tell you that one of the biggest turn offs for them is a man that smells like he should be on a slab at a morgue or smells like a shit house. I know that I hate when a woman takes off her clothes and that smell just hits me in the face, and I'm like, "get your ass in the shower or get the hell out of here."

Sure I know that's being blunt but would you want somebody you are getting ready to fuck smell like they just rolled around in big mouthfuls of cum, shit and dead bodies? I don't think so. I mean they would have to know that smell is coming from them. I don't know how somebody could sit up there smelling like shit all day and not know it. If I smell, I usually could tell it before anybody else could. I mean if the smell is coming from me then how could I not tell?

I know that even me being a man, I'm self conscious about my body odor. I always make sure when I'm going to get a round mound of ass that I don't smell like an ass. I would be embarrassed to try to get tug jobs from my woman and smell like road kill. I think one of biggest tortures that anybody could go through is having to smell somebody's ass that they are fucking.

I mean who wants a smelly ass mother fucker laying in bed next to them? At first you might be nice about it and say something like, "let's take a shower together," or maybe "wouldn't you like to shower before you go to bed," but the truth is that I don't think that anybody would want to have to keep telling the one that you are fucking to get their retched smelling ass in the tub in a nice way. Grown ass people should already know that shit.

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Sure I know that when you see some porn scenes that you see people just come in off the street and just fuck but common sense would tell you that they take a fucking shower before they fuck. Come on do you think that somebody would just fuck a sweaty, smelly mother fucker? No they wouldn't. Even in the scenes with the cable guy or other working class mother fuckers, you see that they are clean. You don't see any dirt, mud or whatever on their asses, so what does that tell you?

I'm sure that you understand that even when they are doing scenes on sites like MILF Hunter, Mike's Apartment and 8th Street Latinas, they are shower fresh. They are not smelling like shit, I assure you they are smelling good and ready to go. I don't think that they would like to be wet and pissy. I'm very sure that the ladies and guys of sites like Ass Fixation, make sure that they are clean when they are getting ready to fuck.

With all the diseases and viruses that you could catch out there from not washing your ass, you would think that people would be more inclined to make sure they are clean when it comes to fucking. Sure it doesn't guarantee that you won't catch something but it would lower your chances. It also would make fucking a good experience and not leave you thinking, what the fuck did you do?

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But instead, put you in a mood for a box lunch.

It surprises me that anybody would fuck somebody that smells like they should be in a fucking dump. As I said before that shit would bother me having to fuck a woman that smells bad. That shit just turns my stomach just thinking about it. But there are actually people that get turned on by that shit. In knowing that no wonder there are so many STDs out there.

Sure they say that you could use protection but why would you want to even fuck a nasty smelling mother fucker, even with a condom? Why would you want to fuck somebody that you have to tell or ask to wash their ass? Yeah, when I was younger I did have a woman that I had to do that with. At first I would try to be nice and ask her if she wanted to shower together. Then it went from that to, "if you want me to fuck you, you need to take a fucking shower." Yes, I know it's fucked up but it got to that point.

Hell, I remember one time when I was dealing with a woman that smelled so bad that instead of telling her to take it off, I was telling her to put it back on. Sure she looked damn good and yes she was fuckable but the smell just was so bad that it fucked it up for me. The smell was so bad that I had to air out my hotel room. I didn't mean to embarrass her but the smell had me to the point where I was about to throw up.

I had never smelled something that rancid in my life. That was years ago, I don't know if she got that shit straightened out. I hope she did because there was just something that was so unnatural about that smell. That's the kind of shit that you have to see a doctor about. Now as far as the other woman that I was telling you about, I found out that she was a whore gagger that was out there sleeping around with different mother fuckers. I was lucky that I didn't catch anything from her ass. Good thing that I used protection when I did fuck her.

Anyway, getting back point. Most of the time when somebody who you are about to fuck smells, it's not a good thing. It could mean that something is actually wrong with them or that they just are a nasty mother fucker that needs to wash their ass. Either way the whole thing is fucked up that somebody would want somebody to fuck them smelling like they just rolled around in a pile of shit.

Sure, I love sex in exciting places but I always make sure that when I do get to fuck that I'm not smelling and my woman could tell you that too. I'm not about to have somebody smelling me. You can call me a pretty boy but I like to make sure that I'm clean when I know there's a chance of me getting a piece of ass. I don't expect my woman to smell me when we are about to fuck. As I'm sure that she doesn't want me to smell her. We are both self conscious about that shit.

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I think that nothing in the world surprises me anymore. This shouldn't be anymore different than anything else but I would think that cleanliness wouldn't be an issue with all that we know today. Sure back in the day before we had inside plumbing and shit, there were people who had to go through the shitty deal. They took baths once a week because they didn't have what we do now but that shit has changed. You actually have access to washing your ass at least once a day.

You could take a shower anytime you want and you have pretty much at least 100 different brands and types of soap. So when you look at those facts, there is really no fucking reason for no one to be a stinking mother fucker when they are about to fuck, especially when you have all this soap and water around. The only way that I could see it if you were homeless or out in the wilderness somewhere and you don't have access to a shower or a bath.

Other than that there's no fucking reason that anybody should be a nasty smelling mother fucker. At least I don't think so. I don't know, I guess that some people just don't want to take a fucking bath. I'm glad that I'm not like that. I'm glad that I have enough sense to wash my ass. I'm sure that you are too. At least I hope you are because nobody in their right mind wants a shitty deal. I know I sure don't.

Well, it's time for me to go now. Make sure you keep it clean and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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