Independence Day

4th of July
Patriots

Oh yeah, here's we are with another day that most of us don't have to go to work. Sure it's Independence Day, the one day each year that we celebrate our independence that happened all those years ago, but it's another day that we have off to party and have fun. It's another day where we can eat some good food, get drunk, set off fireworks and shit like that. It's also a good mother fucking time to check out some good hardcore porn, if we are or aren't getting into some stretched out snatch.

There's more to the 4th of July than just fireworks, food and beer (some of my personal favorites). There also some good chances for you to set off some fireworks of your own and I'm not talking about that shit that you buy with the gun power and shit that blows up in the air. No, I'm talking about getting some chances to fuck some good pussy. I'm talking about getting some deep throat love from some hot wet babes with some badass boobs and bottoms that have you using your cock to give them some internal explosions.

If there's one thing that we know about the holidays is that they bring out the self desire for having some good fun. That good fun includes some squirtilicious fun. As you already know we are in the summertime and that means less clothes that are going to be on. That also means that there are going to be more to see out there and it could mean some good fucking coming to us horny mother fuckers out there.

As always any season is a good time for some good fucking and holidays give us more of a reason to give in to our horny desires. I'm sure that you are going to find more sexy cougars on the prowl for some young cock or pussy fresh outta high school getting off and getting them off as moms bang teens. Plus, they will have a good reason because the holidays have been known for making people horny.

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Just like New Years, Independence Day, with all the drinks flowing and all those fireworks going off plus a need to celebrate can bring out the horny mother fucker in all of us. Sure we can fuck anytime of the year but it's something about holidays that make anybody want to get out there and do some wild shit. It also could mean some freaky shit too with naughty bookworms that have been waiting for a another reason to show their freaky side and getting to partake in some cum fu.

You can just imagine how many horny mother fuckers out there who want to fuck after they got the chance to see some of those bombs bursting in air. I'm sure that there will be a lot of them who would just love to be next to some other horny mother fucker ready to sneak off to the bang bus and do some bomb bursting of their own. They would just love to go oye loca having a big ass adventure fucking outdoors in some place that they know that it's a possibility that they would get caught.

I wouldn't be surprised if you find some slutty whore gaggers out there looking for a monster cock to give them a quick fuck somewhere. They probably wouldn't care about getting caught sucking and fucking some cock when they drag some guy that they have been seeing for a while or even just met around the corner out of view for a good quickie before they take them back home or to their hotel room to finish up what they started. Believe me it could happen.

Private parties just might end up turning into sex orgies bringing out the swinging side of people. It's possible that it didn't start off that way but fuck, it's possible that it will turn out that way. Alcohol and food plus fireworks does have a way of bringing out the freak in people. Plus, it would be a good thing because that would mean less drunk drivers out there on the street running over other people, which is a very good thing because I'm sure that most of us would rather see somebody that had too much to drink passing out at a friend's house or some place safe.

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When you think of the difference between somebody having a drunken orgy or somebody driving drunk, you tend to rather have the first than the latter. I know that I would feel safe knowing that somebody's crashing out at a friend's house possibly fucking instead of them out there on the roads causing accidents and shit. That could mean less fatalities out there on the roads, less people doing jail time and even less money being spent to compensate people for accidents, so that's a win/win situation.

I mean what mother fucker wouldn't rather be having some good old fashioned drunk sex, or sex for that matter, than out there trying to make their way home drunk after a night of partying with the possibility of crashing into somebody? I don't know about you but I sure would. I would rather be having my jurassic cock fucked and sucked to the point where I could explode like some of those fireworks that they will be shooting off.

Hell, being apart of the voyeurs club seeing some blacks in Becky is better than having to try to make my drunk ass home. It might not even cost me a thing and if it does cost me, it wouldn't be as much as if I got pulled over for a DUI or even crashed into somebody. It would mean that I am safe, sound, liquored up, enjoying some good fucking action. It would mean the difference of being broke the next day, or being always fucking broke because I have to pay so much because I got pulled over or crashed. Plus, the fact that of maybe killing myself or other people, is enough to say that I rather crash out at the party.

Then you have to think about the mother fuckers out there that have been saying for a while, "I want a new girlfriend." This is a good time for them to find one. Instead of them having wet dreams about some hot babe doing a sleep creep on them, they could have that shit in real life. They would be able to at least find a girlfriend or even a fuck friend for that matter, then they wouldn't have to spend their nights alone using Hannah and here four friend to bust a nut. They would have a woman giving them first class fucking tug jobs and/or even some good pussy. I'm sure they would love that because they can finally say, "it's real."

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These mother fuckers would finally have somebody that they could watch porn with and even fuck while they watch it or after they watch. I mean porn is not a good thing to watch alone. It's not a good thing to watch with a room full of guys neither but that's just my opinion. I think that's something better enjoyed with a woman that you could actually fuck, unless you are gay, lesbian or bisexual then that's another story. Then you both would be watching boys first time, licking lesbians, tranny surprise or some shit like that I guess.

But like I have said times before it is a good thing to watch some good porn with somebody that you are fucking or are about to fuck. Porn is something that you both would like to share together. You wouldn't want to be the only one sitting up there enjoying some good porn by yourself. That's another story so, I'll just get back talking about the 4th and fucking.

Like I said, Independence Day, or the 4th of July like most of us like to put it, is a good time for the horny mother fucker in us to just let go. Sure there might just be a future trip to the Maury show if we don't know what we are doing but that's not likely if we have enough sense to be fucking who we should be fucking and not just random people. But than again there's nothing wrong with fucking random people just as long as you're not a dumbass about it. (That means that you use some kind of protection, remember to pull out or pretty much know enough about the person that you are fucking.)

One thing that I forgot to mention, it could be a good day for mother fuckers that have been trying to have a baby for a long time too. I mean the 4th could be a good time to conceive kids if that's something that you and your mate have been trying to do for a long time. Or even practicing for the event could be a good thing, if that's something that you are ready for, I'm just saying. Now, I'm not telling you to go out there and get a baby, I'm talking about the mother fuckers that have been trying a for a while not the mother fuckers out there that just trying to have a baby so they could claim the pussy or claim the cock. This shit is not for you.

I just had to say that shit because you know that there are some mother fuckers around looking for a reason to have a baby so they think that could lay a claim on shit for the rest of their lives, so I just had to put that shit in. But this is for those that have been trying to get a baby and want one because they want them.

Now that I've got that shit out of the way, I can go on.

Independence Day is a good thing, it's not just about celebrating our independence but it's about having fun. That's something that our forefathers might have been thinking when they signed the Declaration of Independence on this day those hundreds of years ago. I don't know if they did but I'm just guessing. Also, I'm sure that they would be glad to know that we are happy that we are independent too and that we have independent minds.

I'm also sure that they would be happy to the fact that we also have some good porn now and the fact that we could fuck without worrying about when to be told when to fuck. I don't know if they do, I wasn't there just like you wasn't there, but I'm sure that they are happy about our freedoms.

What I would like to add is that it is also a good holiday to show our troops how much we appreciate their efforts for keeping our country safe. They deserve a good fucking anytime of the year but they don't get to get it as much as they should. So in saying that they should be some of the first ones to get laid.

As always during the holidays, I always wish you all a safe and happy holiday. I hope that you get all the fucking you want. Take care of yourselves.

I have to go now. Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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