Don't Be Ashamed to Jerk Off

Playing with yourself.

I think that a lot of people would rather have the real thing but there are times when that's not possible. Sometimes you have to use you five fingered friend to get you off. I know that people joke about it so it makes you feel like shit knowing that you jack off. There's nothing wrong with that and you shouldn't feel ashamed.

There are just sometimes when you have to take matters into your own hands. Just like when we watching Big Tits in Uniform and we are alone. We get horny just thinking about what we would like to be doing but sometimes our woman isn't there. When you're looking at Maxine X on MILF Hunter you find yourself pitching a tent in your pants. What is a guy to do?

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Now, I don't have to tell you how much it sucks when you have a hard on and don't have some slutty squirters to help you do something about your jurassic cock. I know I have been there quite a few times myself before I met the future Mrs. WANG. I had to use my happy sock quite a few times in my lifetime. It may be true that big butts like it big but there are times when you don't have one of those raw black amateurs handy. So you have to be a POV pervert that takes matters into your own hands.

Before you know it you got your hands in your pants rubbing one off to Ass Masterpiece. And there's nothing wrong with that. I'm sure that some of the pornstar legends would tell you that there's nothing wrong with doing some wanking because if you don't use it you lose it. I think that's why you see so many people taking viagra and cialis.

One of the things that we need in our lives is sex. We have to have sex. Well, maybe we don't need to but that's one of the fucking thing that make life worth living. We would just love for some guy with a hot wife come up to us and say please bang my wife when we got a hard on but that shit is just not going to happen. So we have to go and do something about the situation ourselves.

We have been like that since we experienced having big tits at school. You remember how you felt when you saw those nice boobs and bottoms that you had at high school. It was hard to hide the fact that your cock was getting hard. It was so hard that you had to bend over every time you got up to hide your massive cock. You wanted some of that nice piece of ass but you know that you probably didn't have a chance. You probably would have fucked her right there if you two were alone and she'd let you. You couldn't so instead you just put your hand in your pocket rubbing your dick.

Yes it has happened to the best of us. I've been through that quite a few times. I remember that happening to me. I had to hide it all day and wait until I got home to rub one off. You see I wasn't too good with the ladies when I was in school. When I got into the Marines out of college, I turned into Supercock, but that's another story. So long story short for this time, I ended up getting pussy like it was nothing.

Anyway back to jerking off. I know that sounded fucking funny, that's what I meant it to be. I'm glad that you got a good laugh off of that shit because I know that I have.

Jacking off is actually good for you. It keeps you healthy. It's an actual fact that it's good for your sexual heath. You ever wonder why pornstars keep going strong for so long. It's because more than likely they used to jack off a lot before they started getting pussy on a regular basis. If you ask them more than likely they would tell you that and I'm sure that they aren't ashamed of it neither.

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Why should they be ashamed of it because they ended up fucking some badass chicks? I mean I know that I'm not ashamed to say that I used to rub them off between relationships. And I still do it when I watch porn and my woman is not with me. There's nothing wrong with it, it's natural. People have been jacking off for years so don't let them fool you.

Plus that shit that people tell you about it not being good is bullshit. Jacking off is good. Women even masturbate. Yeah it really happens some chicks really do go solo. They get horny too and don't have nobody to play with, why do you think that they have dildos and strap ons? That should tell you something right there. If she doesn't have either one of those then she uses her finger.

I'm sure that women can tell you what I'm saying is true. It's easier for them to do it than we can because they have a pussy. They could just stick their hands inside their panties and rub off their clit without anybody noticing. They could be sneaky as they want, just in case they get caught.

Now it's not that for us guys. We can't pull that off. We can't just stick our hands in our pants and jerk off. We have to open up our pants and pull that mother fucker out. And it's not easy to hide neither if somebody walks in on you, you'll just be caught with your cock in your hand and hustling trying to buckle your pants. God help you if you zip up too fast and get your balls caught in the zipper. That's part of the reason I wear button fly jeans.

Anyway women are good when it comes to giving a hand job and let me tell they are experts when it comes to squirting 101. They know how to play with their pussies without letting anybody know that they have done anything. Why do you think they are blowjob ninjas because before you know it they have grabbed your cock and got you off. Then you'll wonder how she did it and your pants never came off but you came. That's some scary shit. I'm just kidding but that shit is funny though.

It's alright when you see a nice sexy round mound of ass in a sexy POV taking some dick and wanting to take your dick out and beat it. There is nothing wrong with wanting to do that and there's nothing wrong with being proud of it neither. I know I'm proud of the fact that I jerk off. Hell, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Anybody that gives you shit about it probably doing the same thing too so don't feel bad. If you want to play with your dick, play with your dick. Just make sure that when you do it, you're by yourself or with your mate. Don't go out there jacking off in front of people. Now that shit is just nasty. If you can't jerk off by yourself or with your woman, then hold that mother fucker until you can get somewhere you can have privacy. I said be proud that you jerk off not to jerk off in front of people.

As a matter of fact it's about time for me and the future Mrs. WANG to play with each other if you know what I mean. I've got to go, Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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