Funderwear: Pure Sextechnology

Just when you think that sextechnology can't get any better, it does and damn us horny mother fuckers can't be happier. First we had phone sex, using our imaginations. Then we had sexting, where not only we could send sexy pics along with our naughty thoughts. Then they gave us cams and now thanks to Durex, we can take it a step further. Oh hell yeah, it's on now.

Durex has unveiled one of it's newest concepts, Funderwear in a video ad this weak showing a couple using the product through the computer via Skype. Not too much about it has come out yet but from what we know about Funderwear, it's underwear that pretty much have a massager controlled by an app on your phone. For women, there's a bra and panties, so you could play with your lady's tits and pussy. All you have to do is run your fingers across the screen. For men, it's in the cock area so your woman could play with your cock, just by running her fingers across the screen of her phone.

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Sex - They have an app for that.

I think this is a fucking awesome invention. Just think that you can get your woman all hot, horny and wet before you get home, by using an app. This is fucking awesome let me tell you. Of course you may still have to eat the pussy but you don't have to try so hard to get it wet before you put your dick inside. Sure you might have to eat some pussy but damn it you really would want to do it seeing how hot your woman would get.

I'm definitely thinking about getting this for my woman. I can just imagine the things that I could do with it. I'm sure that it's a funny gift. You could be in the other room and want to fuck your mate all you have to do is play with the app on your phone and then you are in there. I could just be sitting there in the living room and just play with the app on my phone then my hot babe would come up on me like one of the blowjob ninjas. Then when she's done I could get Mr. Anal, fuck her pussy and pump that ass. It's a horny mother fucker's dream.

I can make my babe apart of the four fingers club without leaving my seat. Sure I would have to eat pussy but I love to eat pussy and proud of being able to work my tongue as well as my cock on her juicy wet pussy.

With the bra I could get into busty adventures with her as well because they have a massage stimulator inside the bra too. I could just take advantage of her monster curves from the next room and have her ready to rip my clothes off at any given time. I'm telling you it's a gift that every man should think about getting his woman and that a woman should think about getting her man.

Plus you don't even have to be in the same house, hell you could be thousands of miles away and still play with your lover. You could be in another state and just start playing with your lover. This is a good thing if you have a long distance relationship. You could do what that couple did on Skype. They were playing with each other.

Just imagine that one of you are out of town. You and your woman want to Skype and have some cam sex. All both of you have to do is grab your phones, make sure you both have the underwear on and then it's just cumming and squirting like crazy. I hope they waterproofed that shit because one of the worst things is cumming and getting electrocuted at the same time. But then again, I'm sure they got that covered too.

It would be a good thing for those troops that are stationed away from their wives. They could have some sex with their wives thousands of miles away. Speaking as a ex-military man, fucking makes you fight harder. Think about how many mother fuckers that have kicked some major ass just because pussy was involved, I'm just saying. Sure we are not talking about that but it's just FYI, just like people say.

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I know texting and driving are bad.. but this?

Anyway, this is a good thing for people who have a long distance relationship. I'm sure that it will a good thing for bringing people together. The potential that I could see for the product is that it could probably decrease the chances of cheating for the couples that are already together. They could spice up their sex lives and at the same time keep that horniness growing stronger. I know that it's no real substitute for real sex but I'm sure that it could keep them going for a while if they are far away.

Plus jacking off could be fun. Just imagine that you don't even have to use your hands. That's a good thing for the mother fucker that's worried about getting caught watching porn. Just think you could be watching some good porn and jack off without even taking your dick out of your pants. Ladies could rub their pussies without having to put their fingers in their pants.

I'm sure that this could even mean getting XXX at work for the always horny mother fucker. You could just imagine how many horny mother fuckers would be walking around playing with themselves and the whole time you think that they are just playing with their phone. You'd be wondering what the hell is wrong with them. It would be a funny fucking sight, seeing somebody jumping around while fucking around with their phone.

Funderwear might just be one of the best wild sex toys to hit the market. It does kinda worry me though about what would happen when somebody cums and the underwear gets wet. I'm wondering if they would short out or if you might get shocked. Though I don't think that would happen because I'm sure that Durex thought of everything when they were putting this bad ass fucking invention together.

I know one thing I can't wait to see this hit the market. I'm sure that they might just sell out the first day. You might just end up see everybody from barely 18 to old fucks wearing funderwear. I know that when they give you the chance to reserve some I'm getting a pair for me and my woman. I'm sure that you would want to get a pair too. I'm going to be watching out for them as I'm sure that you will be too. Well, I've got to go now, Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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