When They say 'Use Your Head', They don't mean the Head of Your Dick

I knew that title would get you laughing. I have to say that I started laughing when I wrote it because it was just that funny. But anyway getting down to what this shit is about.

I know that I'm not the only one that has been looking at things that have been going on in the world and am like 'what the fuck?' I know that you probably have been paying attention to things just like I do. Sure you really don't want to think about it but there are just too many things going on and that's being pushed in your face that pretty much doesn't give you any choice.

I mean when we aren't being the horny fucking mother fucker being a MILF seeker trying to be big tit bangers on busty adventures blowing our monster loads on some sexy cougars during a latina rampage getting down to putting XXX at work, we are caught up in the reality gang seeing what's really going on in the world. We aren't fucking to the point where we are not aware of what's going on and shaking our head when we are not shaking the heads of our dicks playing dirty masseur shooting our loads on Housewife Kelly and making a case for the XXX movie files.

We stay informed about what's going on around us and we tend to find ourselves asking the question, 'what the fuck is this world coming to?' It seems like you can't turn on the boob tube, surf the net or read the news without hearing about fucking idiot that just has to do some fucked up shit then use excuses like 'I wasn't breast fed enough', 'I never knew my father', 'I didn't like the way they looked at me', or some other shit like that to explain it. These mother fuckers try to garner sympathy after they've caused so much damage, panic and destruction. I bet they wasn't trying to do that when they did the fucked up things they did.

Then to make things worse you end up getting mixed up stories about what happened from some dumb ass reporters that doesn't seem to check their sources before putting things out leaving you wondering if they actually know what the fuck they are talking about. They have you to the point where you are in panic because you are hearing different stories about what happened if you don't have enough sense to know that they are trying to find out what's going on themselves. It's almost enough to make you say fuck it, grab a cameraman, go out and report the news yourself because you think that you can do a better job.

Kim and Kanye
Unfortunately, Kim's fears at that restaurant were soon realized.

Don't get me wrong, I think that the news media could be a good source of information but there are times when they fall short. I'm just saying. Now getting back to what this shit is about because this isn't about the news media, this is about the news and the shit going on in the world today.

If it's not some fucktard fucking up something and/or killing somebody, it's some bullshit that should just never make it to the news. I mean what do I want to hear about some rich mother fucker's new dress or some celebrity going to jail for? I didn't pay for it and I'm not bailing their ass out. Let them take care of that shit. All I'm going to do is shake my head anyway. "In the news today, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West was having lunch at one of the more posh restaurants and Kim says that she hopes the food does make her butt too big. Kanye just said, that he doesn't care if her butt gets big because he loves big asses." Who the fuck cares? I know I don't, I don't know about you.

I'm more concerned about what's really going on. I'm concerned about will I have a job tomorrow so I can pay my bills? Do I have to worry about getting shot in the ass when I walk out my front door to go somewhere? Is it going to rain? Shit like that, I could give two shits if some rich mother fucker brought a new car as long as it wasn't with my money, I couldn't give a fuck.

Now, on to serious shit. It seems like you find more idiotic bastards out there doing some of the most stupid shit known to man. I'm talking about shit that end up being the cause for somebody, who is just going on about their own business, not being able to go home that night because of their stupid asses, just because something was fucked up in their own lives. I have news for those mother fuckers, everybody has problems probably even worse than them but they don't go around fucking up people because of what they have been through, they don't like what they say, or their beliefs.

I mean you don't see them going around shooting up some place just because the waitress at the diner didn't get their order right or because they see somebody walking home with a bottle of Arizona iced tea and a bag of Skittles. They don't go around shooting up schools because they are upset with the mothers. They don't go doing stupid shit like that at all.

It sucks when you think about it. It seems like you have to be to the point where you have to watch your ass everywhere you go because you never know when one of these dipshits are going to show up starting something. You can't even enjoy a good party or public event anymore without some mother fucker with sand in their clit or a bug up their ass wanting to fuck shit up. Then you have some other mother fucker trying to find somewhere else to lay blame instead of where it should be. It's all just a bunch of bullshit if you ask me.

It's just like those mother fuckers trying to say that media and shit has an influence on how people act. Oh yeah, violent video games have something to do with how people act. I play violent video games myself but you don't see me walking into a movie theater like I'm the 'Joker' and shooting up the place. Plus, I know other people who play the same games and go on with their lives not out there fucking up people and trying to put the blame on "Modern Warfare 3."

John Wilkes Booth
John's love for FPSs, regrettably lead to some bad decisions.

If that shit was true, then most of those countries out there that have been fighting for many years must have had some pretty violent video games for hundreds of years because that's how long they have been fighting not to mention our country. Oh yeah, I'm sure that when John Wilkes Booth decided to assassinate Abraham Lincoln after playing 'Silent Scope 3' for the PS2. Get the fuck out of here.

It's time people start laying the blame where it goes, people just don't have any respect for human or any other life. That's the problem right there. People are not being taught anything worth a damn anymore by their parents. You might just think the kid is fucked up but when you look at the parents you can see why. I know that I've seen some of these kids parents and it explains a lot for me. How can you expect the kids to have any kind of respect when the parents are so fucked up that you wished that you could revoke their license to fuck and have kids.

It makes you wonder have they ever heard of a condom before. I don't think so, if they did, they damn sure don't act like it. It makes you wonder who in the hell raised them? I know I ask myself that question a many times when I see these mother fuckers in the news and talk shows like Maury with that "you are the father" or "you are not the father" bullshit.

Oh and don't get me started about youtube where these kids are posting all kinds of shit. I mean you have mother fuckers actually boosting their kids up to fight at school with another kid while they are taping it. Some of them actually jump in the fight and help their kid beat some other kid to a bloody pulp. What kind of shit is that?

If you are a good parent, it makes you afraid for your kids every time they go to school or go out somewhere because you never know if they are going to run into some stupid mother fucker boosting their kid up to jumping on them. You don't know if some idiotic mother fucker is going to do something stupid that will end up getting your kids hurt. It's fucking sad.

People should be honest about why this shit is really going on, not try to lay the blame somewhere else. I mean if your kid is fucked up, maybe you are doing something wrong. I don't know just a thought. Stop blaming everybody else and do your job as a parent and we might not see to much of this shit anymore. It's time that we have to take responsibility for those things that we should.

I could go on all day about this shit but truth of the matter is I would rather be fucking the brains out of my own personal pornstar getting some tits and ass. I just wanted to get that shit off my chest and I hope that this shit not only made you laugh but also made you think. Well until next time, watch out for the dumbshits and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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