Money Talks to Empty Pockets

I was listening to one of the oldies but goodies "For the Love of Money," by the O Jays and I started to think about the old saying, "money talks." It is true that money is important and it becomes more important when you don't have any. If you don't believe me ask somebody whose pockets are empty and they'll tell you so.

If we didn't know how important money was we sure as hell learned years ago. The way people were loosing their jobs and houses sure as hell showed how much money talks. People had to go to food banks and find other ways to make ends meet. Now if that isn't evidence that money talks, I don't know what is.

Sure slowly but surely the economy is getting better but there are still a lot of people out of work. There are still people out there who are struggling to recover from the mess that we've got put into by the greedy of the human race. Yes, that's right, those big corporations who felt that it was funny for people to be struggling for money.

Oh yes, they are to blame but I'm not going to get into that. I could write a whole book on how their greed has brought us on the verge of another "great depression" but it wouldn't be worth it because we already know what the problem is, so it's just a matter of finding a solution.

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Anyway getting back to the whole money talks thing. It's not easy for us when we don't have some cold hard cash ruffling around in our pockets. No money means not being able to do things that we need and want to do. Yes, it's true that you don't need money to do everything but there are just sometimes when having money comes in handy.

For example, if you want to fuck some good piece of pussy, it would be in your best interest to have a car and an apartment where you can go to be alone. Or let's say that you don't live alone and you're trying to fuck a MILF or a cougar that has kids living with her, you need money to get a hotel room. Why? Because nothing could make a dick go down faster than a knock at the door every few minutes.

You could be getting down into some good pussy that's tight enough to be pure 18 and get interrupted by a knock at the door. Believe me kids will be wondering what you two are doing in there and will be knocking at the door all night to find out. Then you'll be looking like a cuckoid.

And let's just say you two do end up waiting until they go to sleep, the fucking won't be that good because you both would be too worried about one of the kids waking up and walking in on you. Believe me I've had that happen to me before and it wasn't pretty. It's not like the kids are just going to say, "do my mom," walk out and shut the door neither. It is not going to happen and then you both are trying to explain why her ass is up in the air.

Then don't even get me started on if the woman has to constantly tell the kid or kids to go to bed. Yeah, that's a real turn on when you're trying to get some pussy from a woman that's already upset because she has to constantly yell at her kids about going to bed. Talk about something that would make your hard monster cock turn into a groundhog trying to get back into it's hole after seeing it's shadow. That shit is not cool.

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And let's say you do get the pussy. There are going to be some awkward stares you are going to get that morning when you walk out for breakfast from that kid or those kids. They are going to wonder what those noises was coming from the room last night. If they are old enough to know what's going on they still are going to end up looking at you funny.

Now, let's talk about if you take her back to your place. Let's just say that you don't live alone but you have your own room. Anybody that lives with a room mate knows that it's not a good idea to bring overnight company to your pad. That is as bad an idea as going to her place and she lives with other people or kids.

Yeah, you might just have a deal for them not to bother you but that shit is not going to happen. They'll be knocking at your door like they are the police or the FBI. Plus they will be doing it more than normal because believe it or not people are nosy as hell. When they see somebody new you are going to be interrupted every five minutes so much that you could set your fucking clock to.

So having privacy is the best way to ensure that you will be able to fuck, how and when you want to fuck. How do you get that privacy? You get it by having a hotel room or having your own place. In order to do that you have to have money.

Plus, you might find out that the woman you just fucked is one of those "Fatal Attraction" chicks that you don't want to know where you live. A hotel is one of the best ways to help make sure that you never see her again. I'm hoping that you never end up with some woman like that but it does happen.

Anyway, let's get back to money. Some people have it and some people don't. The ones that have it are trying to keep it and get more. And the ones that don't have it are pretty much trying to get it. Either way money is important and money does talk.

When you go to get clothes, food or something nobody is just going to give it to you. You have to have money to pay for it or you don't get it. It's not like you can walk up in a restaurant, then give your order and tell them to give it to you free. If you did they would toss you out on your ass.

Like I said before it does nothing for your sex life neither. I mean how can you fuck when you are worried about money. Lack of money could stop you from getting a hard on too. One of the biggest causes in the world of erectile dysfunction is worrying about money. That shit is murder on your sex life. You ever try to fuck when you are worrying about money? I have and that shit is not good.

Not having money is like getting a big fat creampie up the ass with no lube. That shit hurts and it's embarrassing. It hurts so bad that even getting kicked in the nuts would feel better.

When you hear somebody say that money isn't everything, that usually means one or two things. Either that person has a lot of money or that person don't have bills to pay. At least that's what I've learned. Then again, I guess it's all in how you look at it.

But if you don't worry about money, then it's not really a big deal because if you want to fuck you will find ways to fuck. I know that I haven't always needed money to fuck some good pussy that deserves to be headlining on Bang Bros., YouPorn or whatever. Some of the women had their own money and own place to go.

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Not all the women that I have fucked were MILFs that had kids living with them or even hot coeds that had room mates. Some of these women had their own place. They had their own money and I didn't have to worry about it.

Sure I didn't feel comfortable because I always like having my own money. But they didn't really care, they just want some good dick and I was glad to give it to them. And believe me, I was always ready to give it to them.

When the money's flowing there are so many opportunities are endless. One of those opportunities is sex. If you have some big dollars in your pocket you could end up fucking almost any woman you want. It is true in some cases that flashing cash can get you a piece of ass.

Some women would be more than willing to fuck a man that always has some cash in their pockets. A guy with money is almost a sure way to ensure that they get some pussy. Sure you could call those women whores but then again they might not even care what you say, their bills are getting paid and all they have to do is fuck for the money.

It's just like when you see some guy whose face looks like a train wreck with a fine ass woman on his arm. You wonder how in the fuck he got a babe like that, it's because he's got something that you may not have and that something is a lot of money. That woman wants some of that money so she puts up with him.

I'm not saying that the guy doesn't have nothing to offer but there are times when money talks louder than anything else. Some people will do anything and everything for money. Their pride could be bought for at the right price.

They could care less about what people say about them because they are getting what they want. They are getting money and they don't care what they have to do to get it. Even if it means being on the arm of the ugliest mother fucker in the world.

Either way you look at it money does talk and bullshit walks. Whether you're on the paying end or the receiving end, you see that the proof is in the pudding. And that is the mother fucker. It kind of makes you understand why men and women lie to get the pussy sometimes because they know that if they don't have any money, there's no honey.

Sure there are a lot of women out there who don't really give a fuck what you have. All they want is a good licking, a good fucking and some cock to suck and/or pussy to lick. Their objective is squirting like fucking crazy and that's what they will damn sure do. They don't care if they have to pay for it neither. If these kind of women want you, you better damn sure believe that they would be willing do what they have to get you.

That being said, when it really comes down to it having money does play a big part in fucking, whether you are on the receiving end or not. Money makes the world go around and it gets you some pussy if you are a horny mother fucker. At least it does in some cases.

If you go to places like the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, or ever been there, you'd know that. If you don't have the money you aren't getting any honey point blank. It doesn't matter how good you think you are at talking a woman out of her panties. It won't work there. Those women will make you feel good only if you have the money to pay for it. If you don't, you are shit out of luck. They are about business and in that business to make money point blank.

And don't think if you go to a strip club that you are going to get a free lap dance or a table dance from a stripper because it's not going to happen. You won't even get in the door if you don't have the funds. Even if there's no cover charge, a stripper is not going to even hold a conversation with you unless you are willing to part with your money. They are in the business to make money, not to find a boyfriend. More than likely, they already have one, or even a girlfriend, and all they are thinking about is shaking their ass to get money. Seeing her naked is probably as close as you're going to get as far as fucking her.

I remember when I used to go to the strip club. Sure I was there to see some hot babe shake her ass, give me lap dances and shit. But I also liked to sit back and watch guys try to get some ass from these strippers. It was hilarious to me to see them trying to talk to them without having money in their hands.

I would see them try their best game and end up looking like a fool when they end up getting turned down. Sure some guys got lucky and hooked up with a stripper but that was after they had paid for quite a few lap dances. I even dated a strippers and they were the ones who approached me. I guess because I didn't really act like the other guys trying to run game. Sure it happens sometimes when you aren't looking like a hungry dog.

Having money isn't everything but it does give you access to things. You can do things with money. Money gets you into places and buys you things. Money is good. It's not bad.

Being able to do things without a problem is something that we all would love to do. Being able to fuck without worrying about money is a great thing. You could just bust your nut and be happy. Instead of having your mind on your money and your money on your mind, you have your mind on pussy and pussy on your dick. Got to go, Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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