St. Patrick's Day: Holiday of Beer, Booze and Sloppy Sex

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Everyone's Irish on St. Patty's Day

Now we are on to the third month of the year and on to another holiday. This one is a holiday that I'm sure that a lot of us will love. I'll give you a hint, we don't have to give gifts, we can party all we want and get as shitfaced as we want. Yes, you guessed it, St. Patrick's Day. Actually you could have guessed that by the title but I thought that I would be a dick.

Yes friends St. Patrick's Day is upon us again and it's time to spread some of that good old fashioned Irish cheer. For of course that if it wasn't for the Irish we wouldn't have such a good holiday that we would have a good reason for drinking and being happy. So to all the Irish and including the man that the day was named after St. Patrick, I salute you.

For most of us this day is a day that leads to a lot of celebration and drinking. And for some of us, it could lead to some drunken wet sloppy sex. I'm sure that some of us won't be complaining about it at all because it might most likely be the first time that we had sex in a long time.

It gives some of us, the brother undercover, the chance to go out there and get some long awaited pussy. It means that we could finally have a reason to try to get pussy from the MILF that lives down the street that we always wanted to fuck like a horny fucking mother fucker. A reason to ask out those naughty office babes that we fantasize about in our girls kissing girls daydreams that we have during the day.

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Which Jameson is better?

Sure New Years was a good time for that too but lightning has struck twice in our favor, helping the fucking horny bastard in us get another chance at nailing that naughty bookworm that makes us get a rock hard monster cock. But when it comes down to St. Patrick's Day there's no holes barred.

Yes you heard me right. There's more of a likely chance that we will get to fuck all three holes because after a few drinks the crazy party pics start to get taken. Then you have the in the closet wild tarts, who have been holding back, ready and willing to give street blowjobs and get exp0sed.

It's even the time when you find out that the rich snob woman that acted like she didn't want any of your Jurassic cock turning into a wet babe from Naughty America VIP ready to swallow for cash.

Oh yes the St. Patrick's Day holiday offers a whole lot of potential of even delivering some hardcore porn snake to your friend's hot mom and her fat rac getting those MILFs exposed.

And let's not forget about the 101 babes that are peachy 18 about one year fresh outta high school who are real rookies ready for their first time auditions to star in their first teen porn movie in cum covered glasses.

Then you have the Europe hotties ready to do their daily niner in the booty studio doing a striptease and using her finger looking for some man's private member area to handle her pussy. Plus, somebody to make them do some extreme squirts. So get your peckers ready to feel some new sensations.

I'm also sure that St. Patrick's Day will also be a time when we will get to see the newest in anywhere bangers finally make their long overdue debut in adult porn. These back seat bangers have been just waiting for a good reason to let it all hang out and fuck just like they are on Reality Kings. They are ready to show mommy got boobs and don't care who says to them oh slut!

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Ava Devine

There's even a chance that you'll be seduced by a cougar or beautiful MILFs such as Nadia Night and Michelle McLaren being the lucky mother fucker of being able to have 2 chicks same time. The possibilities are endless and the sky's the limit.

Sure you might not remember it in the morning if you're all fucked up from drinking like a Marine the night before but I'm sure that if it's really good you will remember because I don't care how drunk you are fucking some good pussy is something that you will never forget. And that's because you would just cum in your pants just thinking about them.

I don't care if you are Irish or not, St. Patrick's Day could always mean a good possibility for any guy that has been along, horny and saying I want a new girlfriend. With the limitless possibilities you could end up with some good hotties like Diamond Foxxx, Maxine X, Bunny De La Cruz, Ava Devine, Pinky, Cheerokee D'Ass, Jada Fire, Kelly Shibari, Jenna Jameson, Houston, and Kim Eternity just to say the least.

Whatever your fetish there are wanna be private or public porn stars ready just to get a hold of your manmeat but just looking for a reason to do it. I'm not just talking about ordinary chicks but I'm talking about hot babes like you would find on the Brazzers Network, Reality Kings, Black Booty Bonanza, and Latina Honeys etc. that you might find on a porn getting dicked down by the likes of Shane Diesel, John Strange, Ron Jeremy, Delvin Weed, and any one of those badass monster cock brothers that we always wished that we had the pleasure of being or even just being their dick just to get a chance at the pussy.

These chicks are hot, wet and horny just looking for the right dick to fuck and looking for a reason to fuck. You'll sure enough love it and they are not looking for nothing but some good dick that they can get access to. They have been waiting to release that pressure that have been going on between their legs for a short if not long amount of time and if you play your cards right you can end up being one of those mother fuckers blogging about that shit.

I know one thing, I am planning on being one of those lucky mother fuckers on St. Patrick's Day. Sloppy sex or not, I want to be in some good pussy and I will damn sure be in some good pussy.

I hope that all of you will get some good sex too. I'm not just talking about the men but the women too. I hope that you could find some good fucking sex where we all can release those pressures and just get into some awesome sex. I hope that we all be safe with it too because we want to be able to fuck again when and where ever we want to. So just be safe on your sexual adventures whatever they are and have fun. Happy fucking all my fellow pervs men and women.

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