Should You Worry about the Size of Your Dick?

Yes you read it right and yes I did go there. I know Greg Lizardo already hit on does size matter but I though your old bro in the know, that crazy dick mother fucker, yours truly, The Notorious WANG should take a crack at it.

Now I know that it's a touchy subject for us guys because our cocks and being able to satisfy our woman with a good fucking is a matter of pride to us. We dread to hear that our cocks are not big enough for a woman and doesn't satisfy her. I guess it's because we see some porn with monster cock mother fuckers laying some porn snake to some babe with monster curves that seems to be craving some big cock in her glory hole. Then some of us guys, who might be concerned how we measure up, wonder if we actually measure up.

I know how you guys feel and I sympathize because I used to feel that way too until I found out that my dick was big enough and I knew how to work it. Plus the fact that I knew how to eat some pussy too. Those two fucking mother fuckers right there are some things that make you nuts grow when you hear them.

I remember when I was growing up and hearing about women wanting men with big dicks, I felt bad because I thought of my dick as being small. I was to the point where I was trying things like putting a vacuum cleaner hose on my dick to try to make it bigger. No, it didn't work and it hurt like hell. I ended up with a sore dick and balls for a week.

I even tried tying a 5 lbs barbell to the head of my dick and doing squatting exercises and all that did was just pull my skin and it really didn't make my dick bigger but I could probably crush a can with my dick because it did get stronger. I didn't find out until the first time I fucked a hot babe that I was what you call a "grower."

Ok a little lesson here on what a "grower" is. A "grower" is a man with a dick that looks small when it's not hard but grows as it gets hard. That means your dick grows in size when it gets hard. So knowing that and the fact that I actually made a woman squirt the first time was proof enough that my dick was big enough.

Now after that brief intermission back to our subject.

Like I said a lot of us guys wonder how we measure up to a woman. We wonder if we are actually big enough. Some of us even to the point where we might even ask a woman if our dicks are big enough for them. Yes, it has happened one of my lady friends told me that a guy actually asked her that.

I think one of the most embarrassing things guys could even think about is that their woman will end up calling them a two pump chump or a little dick mother fucker. No man actually wants to be embarrassed like that, even when we know that women talk about their sex lives with other women.

If you didn't know before you know now, women do talk to other women about their sex lives. The funny thing is that they wonder why their man ends up fucking one of their friends. Anyway that's a issue for Jerry Springer or Maury, let them deal with it.

Some of us men are so insecure about the size of our dicks that we would do anything to make them bigger. Some of us would buy pills, lotions, or sprays that advertise that they would make our dicks grow. We'd buy vacuum pumps and even have surgery to make our dicks bigger.

Let's talk about pills and lotions for a minute. I know that you want to go out and buy every pill and lotion on the market but you have to be careful about what pills you take and lotions you rub on your dick. Some of these pills may be harmful to your health if you don't watch out because they may contain something that you are allergic to and something your woman is allergic to, so be careful.

Do they actually help with the size of your dick? Well, that actually depends on how well your body actually reacts to it. Some men may tell you that they had good experiences and their dick actually grew about 3 inches. Some men would tell you that it didn't increase their size but it increased performance.

The truth is that these pills, lotions and sprays actually are designed to give you a raging hard on. These products actually increase the blood flow in your cock to the actual full size of your dick when it gets hard. They don't really add inches to you like you may think it does. It just brings your dick to it's full potential.

As far as you being able to grow inches on your dick from using them, if you are passed the age of growing or puberty, it's more than likely that they won't make much difference, except for the fact that you'll have a better hard on.

As far as penis pumps go, they do pretty much the same things that the pills, lotions and sprays do or attempt to do. These pumps could be painful as fuck and you might end up with a broken dick and in a whole lot of pain, so I wouldn't suggest you do that.

As for surgery like a penal implant to make your dick bigger. I don't know about you but just the though zipping my pants up too fast and catching my dick in it makes me want to retch. So you could imagine how I would feel about having a doctor slice my dick open and putting a implant in.

Plus the fact nerves might be damaged during the whole process. Yeah you might have a bigger dick but you might end up having a dick that doesn't work and you thought having a small dick was bad, try having a dick that doesn't work.

Now that we've got that shit out the way, let's get back to talking about size matters.

All women do not like a horse cock like you may think they do. Most of them would like a man with a normal size cock that can really fuck the shit out of them. If you ask them they would tell you that want something that they can feel and get them off not some monster cock that rips their insides out.

Yeah, I know you hear all the time that I woman wants a big cock to put in her mouth, pussy and ass but truth be told, the woman is talking about a big enough cock. They are not talking about some big 12 inch mother fucker that could rip their insides out. They are talking about somewhere between 6 to maybe 8 inches, if they could handle that. So put your mind at ease.

Also, if you have less than that don't worry because if it works and you know how to use it more than likely your woman is going to be satisfied with it. A big cock doesn't make you fuck any better all it does is say that you have a bigger dick that's it.

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And just to let you know that women talk about men with a big dick just as bad as they do a man with a much as they do a man with a small or average size dick, so you are not alone.

Women are actually concerned about how you fuck and not about how big the dick is you fuck them with. If you know what you are doing then you could make a woman squirt with a small dick just like you could a big dick, so be proud of your dick.

Plus a bigger dick doesn't really mean that a woman will fuck you. Some guys have a bigger than average dick but can't even get a woman to look their way. They think the size of their dick would ensure that any woman would just let them fuck but it doesn't.

Some of my female porn star friends always tell me about some fuckhead on face book or twitter sending them cock pics thinking that they will just fuck them because they have a big cock. What these guys don't know is that these women are women. Just like any other woman, they like to be respected and just sending a cock pic to them is not going to ensure that they will fuck you. All it does is just make you look like some desperate shithead looking for attention.

I've even had some of my women friends tell me that they hate it when a guy thinks they will fuck him because he has a big dick. So now from the horses mouth you have proof.

Another thing you have to consider, if the woman ain't complaining about the fucking then you must be doing something right because I don't care how good you think you are at fucking your woman, if she's not satisfied, she damn sure will tell you. So if she ain't complaining and she's busting a nut too don't even let it worry you.

Like I said before be proud of your dick, the fact that it works and you can fuck. If she's coming back for more that should be a testimonial that you are doing something right. If you don't have a woman, well when you get a woman just make sure you fuck her right and don't worry about your dick size, just make sure that mother fucker works and that it works right.

Be proud of your dick and use it to it's full advantage. Knock down pussy every chance you get and make sure that you do it right. When you see her squirting or cumming like crazy be proud because you know you are doing something right. If you find a woman that says she wants bigger tell her to go out and find the mother fucker and leave you alone because there are a lot more women out there that consider your dick to be a perfect fit.

Dick pride my brothers, dick pride. Reach down and grab a hold of your dick and be proud. Be proud whether you are big or small. Lay your pipe to the pussy and ass of your woman and make her scream. Work that mother fucker right on them. Don't forget to use that tongue neither. I've got to get out this mother fucker now. So happy fucking.

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