If the World is Coming to an End, Shouldn't Everybody be out Fucking?

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I know that I'm not the only one that has heard the whole world coming to an end on 12/21/12 bullshit. I didn't believe it naturally but I started thinking, "well if the world is coming to an end, shouldn't all of us be out fucking?" I mean if what this fucktard say is true and world was really ending, then everybody should be out fucking. People should be fucking in the streets and every where else. You wouldn't have to worry about catching an STD that could kill you because you're gonna die anyway at 12 midnight.

I'd better stop now because some people would actually take that shit seriously and actually go out there and do it. Then wake up in the morning next to somebody they sure as hell wouldn't like to wake up to and something that they don't want to wake up with so let's just get on with it.

It seems like lately we've been having some asshole coming up with some so called prediction that some kind of catastrophic event is going to happen on certain dates. Then when the time comes you're like WTF? I know a lot of guys that busted a nut inside some chick or chicks that they never thought that they would see again, getting them pregnant and now paying child support for, that are looking for that son of a bitch that predicted the 1999 and 2010 catastrophes. The last time I've seen those guys they was still looking for that guy.

I don't know about you but I, myself, am getting sick and tired of these assholes with their bullshit theories. What makes it even worse is the people that believe this crap. I mean you would think in this day and age there wouldn't be anybody that would fall for shit like that but from some of the things I have seen over the net, I could honestly say that there are still some people out there that will fall for any type of bullshit that comes about.

I wonder where they find these people but I sure wish they would send them back. It's people like them that always cause some kind of panic. I'm just waiting for some guy to come out and say if everybody, including virgins, don't have sex by Valentine's Day the earth's going to fall out of orbit. I bet that will be a good one, I wonder how many people will fall for that one.

That would be something. I could see it now on the news broadcast. "Another shithead made a prediction today that the world will fall out of orbit killing everybody, unless every virgin has sex before midnight Valentine's Day." It would be funny to see a whole bunch of people going out there trying to get laid. You'd probably see some religious freaks out there giving kids Viagra, fuck the condoms, and buying them hookers to make sure that they get laid.

If that happens I'm grabbing me a chair, a tub of popcorn and a cooler with a six pack of beer, and sit down watching all the festivities. I'm sure that it will be something else. I'm sure that it will be a big payday for hookers that day. I'm sure it would really be a good day for the women of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada. I bet you'll see a traffic jam all the way to Nevada. Talk about chaos, that would surely be it.

All jokes aside though, I wonder when people will stop listening to these assholes who keep trying to cause panic. I mean we are supposed to be a lot more intelligent than that but then again seeing how many people voted Measure B into law maybe I'm stretching too far. And again I say "CALIFORNIA REPEAL MEASURE B!" Now that I've got that shit out the way, let's move on.

Now let's be honest. Aren't we getting sick and tired of this whole predicting when major catastrophes going to happen? It's not like predicting the weather. It's just some damn fool who figure it would be a good joke to try to scare the hell out of everybody just so they can get a cheap laugh. How many times have we've seen any truth to what some of these mother fuckers have said? Really, how many times have they been true?

I've seen them so full of bullshit that you have to have one of those rubber coveralls with the mud boots attached to walk through all of it. Every time one of these people come up with their bullshit predictions, it makes me want to have them bitch slapped repeatedly with a sea urchin, but they are not worth the time. I just wish that people would stop listening to these fucktards because all they are doing is just trying to cause trouble for their own benefit, that's all nothing more.

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