Powerball Motherfuckers!

Gianna Michaels and Sara Jay
Gianna Michaels and Sara Jay

Well, the Powerball drawing is coming up tonight and I'm sure everyone out there is planning on how to spend the money when they win. Let me help you out by telling you, you all can stop planning now, I've decided to win this one.

Well, that is, if God loves me as much as the guy at the subway stop down the street keeps tell me he does. If he does, he'll give me this one time. I haven't used mine yet.

So, now that I'm assured of the victory, I need to figure out what to do with the winnings. I've always thought that Lawrence's answer to the proverbial question of 'what would you do if you had a million dollars?' was always the best one. There's never been any point in my life that two chicks at the same time was even a remote possibility. Hey, nailing one girl has always been shakey. So considering that, it would be pretty high on the 'to do' list after the win.

Now that the goal has been set, I just have to figure out which two chicks would make the best two chicks to do at the same time.

My first thought is Gianna Michaels and Sara Jay. Definitely. There would be so much tits and ass flying around, that you wouldn't have any idea at all where to stick your dick. It would be sweaty, and confusing, and fists would be involved. There would be so much sexually charged flesh running around, you would have to strap in with some kind of safety device, and even with that, there would be no way to avoid an injury of some type. Probably a back one. And even half a billion can't buy your ass out of a bad back.

Asa Akira and Skin Diamond
Asa Akira and Skin Diamond in Girls Kissing Girls 9

Then another thought came to mind. What if there were two women that were more different than they were the same. You know, to create a type of balance. Kind of a yin yang thing, only with vaginas. But that creates it's own special set of problems. If you like a type of girl, how dissimilar are you willing to go before you leave the type of girl that turns you on?

Luckily, I have a wide range of women that I tend to appreciate. They basically have to have a set of tits, a vagina, and had to have breathed at least twice within the last five minutes for me to be attracted to them. But since I'm going to be dumping a good chuck of change on this, I'm going to pick who the hell I want. And so I'm centering on Asa Akira and Skin Diamond. Now you might think that they're not as different as say.. Faye Reagan and Maserati XXX, but it's my money, so piss off.

If, on the very off chance that one of you might win this thing, who would be the two chicks you take on at the same time?

DISCLAIMER: I don't think porn stars are willing to do this. I'm just using them as examples. I still love all of you. Please don't hate me, and arbitrarily rule out having sex with me in the future.

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