A Victory for Porn?

President Barack Obama
Mitt Romney
Sad Mitt is sad.

It looks like the United States got a new, slightly used President last night. The way everything is looking, there's not going to be much of a change in anything that's happening in Washington, which might not be a good thing for the country, but it's a great thing for the porn industry.

Now, I don't usually bring up politics here on RexMag. I usually stick to the rule that my mother taught me about speaking at the dinner table.. Never discuss religion, money or politics. It just tends to put people off. Also, I generally think that people are smart enough to figure out this shit for themselves, and they don't need an ass like me telling them anything.

But I have to say I'm a bit happy with the outcome, pornwise. Everyone knew that Mitt was a wee bit anti-porn, and even suggested putting pornography filters on new computers sold in the United States. Picture that for a second. Every time you wanted to look at porn, your computer would pop up, "Are you sure?" or "Enter password". What a fucking headache.

Now, I'm not saying that any of that shit was going to happen, or that we dodged a bullet or anything. I'm just saying, that there was probably going to be some speech at some point in the future, that was going to make the news, and then CNN was going to put a microphone in front of some porn star's face and ask her to defend the porn industry. And with all the good intentions in the world, she was going to say something.. and then.. hassle. We all know that the one thing the porn industry has a hard time doing in this country is defending itself. And we already won that battle. Why the fuck would we want to fight it again?

Over all, is this win a good thing? Fucked if I know. I know the stock market isn't taking to it too much. The Dow is down 264 points as of me writing this right now. Some European country somewhere is probably blowing up economically right now, and is fueling that a bit. But you could be sure as shit that if Mitt won, some investment broker somewhere would be jacking off to his investment portfolio right now. Do they except bonds with semen on them?

So, whatever side you were on, your inner porn fan can rest easy for another four years. We all know that Barack is probably a secret member of Black Dicks, Sweet Chicks, and will never do anything to bust that up.

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